cesar.

un poquito feito

[skrotchevo]

[filipisaway]

ЧТО ЭТО??????

[ircgalleria]

[joner]

Name one person who jacks off more than me

[waluigf-deactivated20160812]

this guy

[joner]

I said a PERSON, not a legend

[nice--cunt]

THE GOD RETURNS TO MY DASH

[nice--cunt]

ooh I almost forgot Fun Facts about Masanobu

He has at least one two hour jack off training sessions each day while his GF cooks breakfast

He has a girlfriend

His girlfriend is fine with has jacking off habits as she herself isn’t too into having sex

She will happily time him

He has held the title since 2008

You will never be as cool as this man

[the-man-who-sold-za-warudo]

holy prostate i can’t even find someone to reply back to me and this guys got his girl timing his jerk sessions

[jumex]

[azureleon]

It was too big to be called a sword. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a heap of raw iron.

[startrekdeepspacenine]

what do we want

when do we want it

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[startrekdeepspacenine]

i was really high when i posted this and i’m not sure what was going through my head but i’m glad you’re all enjoying it

[xinlaag]

@dangerballoon

[hexensaber]

As per tradition, every year, I hope everyone has a very BASTARD CHRISTMAS! AKUMA NO MERRY KURISMAS!

[hexensaber]

As per tradition, every year, I hope everyone has a very BASTARD CHRISTMAS! AKUMA NO MERRY KURISMAS!

[sneakyfeets]

today I was BLESSED

[liamdickinson-deactivated201803]

Every FPS i play:

’They’re taking over the command point and times running out!!’

Me:

[actualdogvines]

View this post on Instagram

[slightmood]

“they’re just little kids let them win at mario ka-”

me:

[slightmood]

“it’s not fai-”

me:

[bransrath]

I was raised by a man who would NEVER let anyone win.  It was like, against his religion.

You won for real or not at all.

Maybe that’s partially why I am not a snivelly liberal.

[slightmood]

[fuks]

[zoop3r]

[hiphopandanime-deactivated20190]

MM..FOOD?

[actualdogvines]

[colachampagnedad]

you really can’t show latinx parents anything on social media without them saying que le hagas zoom o que de donde lo conoces

[cabronaa]

“Tráeme mis lentes”

[dutchstore]

[zim-archived]

here he come…..

[oystermag]

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