DangerDan's Domain

Daniel. 25. Please make it stop lol

[klimtsonian]

be rootin, be tootin, and by god be shootin, but most of all be kind

[valtsv]

“woman”? no, you misheard. i’m an omen.

[valtsv]

i don’t identify as “male” or “female”, i identify as a warning

[ro-zden]

♀️♂️🍭🎊Congratulations!🎊🍭♀️♂️

It’s a Harbinger

[themothersthefuckersandme]

*conservative suburban mom voice* is she… you know… a portent of doom

[norringtondeservestheworld]

“I am more of a romantic than Dan and David. I kinda want him to just leave Cersei! She is bad for you and it’s not healthy and clearly you are in a relationship where you are more in love with her than she loves you.. so, you know.. And what about this Brienne of Tarth?!? She is, like, more a great..” - Nikolaj Coster Waldau

BONUS:

[ruffboi-mags]

I don’t go here, but DRAG THEM, NIKOLAJ

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I’m not even in the Game of Thrones fandom but I still love this for him just

calling out how weird the choices the shows writers made are

[locuas642]

One thing I will give the GoT meltdown is how everyone rightfully puts the blame squarely on D&D.

Like

GoT Fandom: YOU COMPLETELY RUINED THE SHOW.

GoT Fandom at the cast: Not you, sweeties. you are treasures and we love to have you around.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I love how he’s just like “You know as an actor a lot of the time when your on a show you can go to the showrunners and have a dialogue about your thoughts for where your characters arc should go and what does and doesn’t make sense but on this show the writers took the unique approach of just going “Just read words off a page and don’t question us” so that sure was A Thing That Happened”

[buttonpoetry]

Crystal Valentine - “And the News Reporter Says Jesus Is White”. Support the artist, check out the full poem here.

[forever90s]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

[kyloren]

“Something brought you here, Flynn Rider. Call it what you will… fate… destiny…” “A horse.”

TANGLED 2010 | dir. Byron Howard & Nathan Greno

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

[ryoga-deactivated20231223]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[onlytwitterpics]

[guncharge]

me driving through my caucasian neighborhood

[hasenfu]

Would you like me blasting Linkin Park on full volume? No. Because we have a different taste in music.

It is rude of them to call it ghetto music but it is as rude of you to wake up everyone within a mile.

[not-malik]

Go ahead and bump Linkin Park, Faint was my song back in 5th grade anyway.

[thathighguy]

Jam that shit!! Cuz ima bump my shit!!

[southernbitchface]

Black people love Linkin Park! Tf

[onlyblackgirl]

Listen Crawling, Numb, Bleed It Out, blast it all.

[ororomunroedontpullout]

They tried it. They really did but all real niggas know the words to in the end. I can recite like three of their albums

[wakandamama]

Play Gorillaz too, shit

[nachtai-ish]

Just put it on an Alternative Rock Spotify 00s Playlist and come through. We gonna jam.

[chaneajoyyy]

Put on some Evanescence and Paramore too?!? It’s about to be a good time! They definitely tried it🙄.

[give-me-a-million-dollars-pls]

🎶 how can you see into my eyes like open doors.

Leading you down into my core,

Where I’ve become so numb. 🎶

🎸 intensifies

[chris-evans]

Our family’s little now, and we don’t have many toys… But if you want, you could be a part of it. You could be our baby, and we’d raise you to be good.

LILO & STITCH (2002) dir. Chris Sanders and Dean DeBlois

[dailyhorrorfilms]

Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)

[neutralbacteria]

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

[mayuzane]

When the referee just realized you made an illegal move

[milestellers]

[youlovetoseeit]

I can’t with this

[zoomine]

[myonlyphenomenon]

I’ve been staring at this for 5 minutes

[dont-kill-the-kennedys]

That’s what it looks like. That’s really what it looks like

[avesatanaa]

Being out in the ocean is actually so scary because when you look really far out you can kind of see how the Earth is rounded out. It looks like a few miles ahead you’re just gonna fall off or something. Also fun trick: if ur on mobile, double tap zoom in and slide the picture side to side. It looks like you’re actually there looking left to right

[norulesnobras]

DO THAT DO IT RIGHT NOW