Shane Hollander Enjoyer

heated rivalry, lotm, gintama, tolkien, les mis, ff7, ffxv, etc They/Them AO3 was @buckybatnes

[shnehollander]

i hope i get to keep reblogging the same heated rivalry scenes over and over with you guys until we die

[quantumshade]

everyone be quiet. marsha with her snoopy.

[sheikahfication]

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

[mooonlitserenades]

ilya rozanov, whenever mildly inconvenienced: and I don't think my husband, the greatest player in hockey history, would be too happy to hear about this

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[hr-rep]

#MyIlyaaaa

[smokedrac2004]

[fiore-firelily]

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

[symbieote]

Fanuza wearing Team Canada Hockey top... What does it mean...

[milf--adjacent]

[charlesoberonn]

If angels are terrifying monstrosities that tell you “be not afraid” are demons adorable harmless creatures that demand to be feared?

[random-guy-or-something]

[charlesoberonn]

@random-guy-or-something’s sequel pic because less people saw it

they’re friends y’all

[charlesoberonn]

I want everyone to know that @random-guy-or-something and I have been friends for over 4 years now thanks to this post.

[milf--adjacent]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sugarcoatednightshade]

Holy shit

[littlefluffbutt]

Holy shit is right, this is PERFECT !!!!😍

[hoosierbitch]

i want suspenders guy to be my friend

[artseamoni]

the highly requested "Ilya in Shane's jersey" art 👀

[smokey-ilya]

the only reason i wish the pandemic happened in the GC universe is that i think ilya would have rly enjoyed tiger king

[averagesquire]

ilya voice moya lyubov i only want one. we would have room. the cottage has woods and grass.

[graceebooks]

ilya voice actually… this is mean for the tiger my shane we will need two

[smokey-ilya]

[shanyshko]

i've been really obsessed with the intimate little things they both notice about each other before they're supposed to know that stuff. try as they might to completely divorce the hookups and the sex from everything else, you can't help but pick up a few things.

shane always uses rosemary mint shampoo and conditioner, matching set. ilya sees it in a trader joe's in boston once and puts it in his cart before putting it back. ilya collects super ugly lighters on purpose, shane supposes he thinks they're funny or something. he has one that's got an american flag with a trout and fireworks on it. he leaves it at shane's place and shane packs it in his checked bag to give back to him. he thinks of him every time he checks out at a gas station. shane's fake name on uber eats is shawn. ilya hates the smell of artificial vanilla (shane throws that candle out). shane flies through hockey biographies, the one on his nightstand changes every time.

ilya's sheets are high thread count cotton. the cottage has cokes, and bags of hot cheetos. they notice before they let themselves admit it.

[symbieote]

FORCED TO SUPPORT A SJ HOCKEY TEAM AGAINST MY WILL. SEATTLE TORRENT I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU.