Shane Hollander Enjoyer

heated rivalry, lotm, gintama, tolkien, les mis, ff7, ffxv, etc They/Them AO3 was @buckybatnes

[shnehollander]

i hope i get to keep reblogging the same heated rivalry scenes over and over with you guys until we die

[symbieote]

This was a fucking mistake. I've projected these themes and motifs onto the wrong minor character.

[ethernalium]

[brawlite]

i think i should be allowed to quit my job and write gross and smutty fanfiction all day and still pull in a salary. i think it's a reasonable ask.

[brawlite]

some key aspects of this post:

i want to write gross and smutty fanfiction all day

i do not want to turn that fanfiction into traditionally published work

i do not want to be paid for the fanfiction, nor do i want to be paid for the nonexistent fanfiction-turned-traditionally published work

i receive a salary

[brawlite]

i receive a salary

[symbieote]

I can't publish this fic. This is too revealing about my dewey feelings.

[symbieote]

I started reading time to shine because a Tumblr post told me that one of the hockey boys is Really Dumb and I'm delighted by everything about it so far, just a handful of chapters in. However I am not delighted that the characters play for Calgary, because the reason I wanted to read a hockey romance was to take my mind off the most beautiful man in the world getting traded to Calgary.

Anyway idk it is just so dynamic and fun in a way that I didn't find any of the game changers books except maybe role model being.

[getocakes]

[librarygf]

we need to center this text actually. he's literally funny and getting that dick. #myshane knows exactly what he wants

[ryancartersummer]

preventative health care Minnesota Wild @ Dallas Stars, 9 April 2026

[bloodyhandprint]

did you know avoidance only makes all of your problems worse. no one has ever discovered this before

[transcyberism]

I've suspected this for a long time but I usually try not to think about it

[boitterfly]

….shmiski

[shnehollander]

CHAPPELL ROAN The Subway

[willgrahamscock]

some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

[willgrahamscock]

you don’t have to write safe practices and contract agreements. your audience knows not to apply any of this in their real lives, sasuke doesn’t know what a safe word is im begging you please write the toxic yaoi

[sith-shenanigans]

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

[sith-shenanigans]

this is the perfect reblog post cancelled

[bibliocharlie]

the most helpful thing i have ever seen from neurodivergent internet spaces is “THERE ARE OTHER TIMES OF DAY TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH”. this has genuinely saved me from executive dysfunction spirals so many times.

[kyleblackpaw]

Visit Original Link

Well as long as we’re talking about the ancient internet, who remembers this.

[drphaffot]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

… I just realised that some of my mutuals are Too Young to get flashbacks from this. I hate the internet.

[moniquill]

Robot Unicorn Attack is from 2010. The window for ‘ancient’ keeps getting smaller. Anyway, All your base are belong to us.

[firespirited]

I’m a simple person, i see the delightful duo that are flamboyant and nerdy Erasure, and reblog to share the love. Whether you discovered them via a scrubs episode or a flash animation, seek out more. It’s all wierd and wonderful.

[hotvampireadjacent]