How to Dream and Why Not to Do It

greetings dudes, dudettes, and all dude things in between. you've reached the blog of Jerry Herman Cauldwell. an outsane man in an insane world i am a critic, that occasionally gets off his lazy ass to actually do something productive. i have a...

[dangitjerry]

“You can sharpen that axe all you want, you’ll still have to chop that tree down someday.”

[dangitjerry]

it’s about 0230, so why not.

forever circling around. keep thinking of starting, keep starting to think, “maybe it might not work.” 

“just maybe.”

creeping around each corner leaves one desiring more. juxtaposing hermaphrodite <rhymes with Aphroditie> quizations. “harrumph” i say. harrumph “he say”. threesome mall walkers holding hands strolling against traffic. raising hell when barnes & nobel closes. but, thank god, it didn’t. shivering through the crowd. forming meaningful ionic bonds. james, take me home.

*breathes in* *holds for a pause* *breathes out*

unveiling.

zero ribbons to cut.

[moosethecoolest]

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[dangitjerry]

slucky slumber s(l)even

i was going to listento this, but never did. maybe i will sometime, for now just emptying that draft folder.

one left,

[illesigns]

Pixars 22 Rules of Story Telling

[duamuteffe]

9 is worth the price of admission, holy crap.

[pantheonbooks]

This is genius. So many great writing tips!

[froggy-horntail-archive]

And this is why Pixar is a master in their field.

[pupuroon]

Why do I feel so weird reblogging this… this is the weekend dammit!  Anyway, great advice.

[mimzys]

PERFECTION.

[dangitjerry]

06 - TO DO write a draft for a story. 

it’s about gas.

but not the kind that comes out of your butt.

[retroscifiart]

Pre-Photoshop collage by Karen Toffler from Future magazine August 1978.

[dangitjerry]

how draft of you to say such a thing 0zerofivvvvve

sometimes i do things.

not like this, but other things

[dangitjerry]

literally a draft v3

glitch goggles.

[geekymerch]

(via SILK NECKTIE CHEMISTRY Periodic Table Necktie by KennebunkLisa)

[sciencetylia]

This is my kind of tie…if I wore ties.

[dangitjerry]

from the drafting boards of those that brought you that other thing +02.000 it’s

A NECK TIE!!!

[dangitjerry]

it’s getting drafty in here /|\ .0001 how fitting for this evening.

[dangitjerry]

i drew one of these.

someone, most certainly other than me, drew the other.

[dangitjerry]

the other side of the signs

aquarius: there can be a lot of secrets behind the pretty face of an aquarius. the best kept can be their sadness. although they are bright personalities who love to laugh and make jokes, aquarius often have experienced things that still bother them even after a long time. they won't always speak about it, they may try to cover it, but some day they will tell everyone what bothers them. it's actually hard for them to let go of their past.

well yes.

[a-wolf-among-wolves]

bitch yu aint a friend of me, ho yu is my enemy

(via a-wolf-among-wolves)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEuC5O6TiR0

because of things and such. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYbJmQj5VkE because posting on tumblr https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB8z08_8uhM because pbr is delicious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJy8VgB83OQ because 3 years ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEpNPV-dCIQ because 4 years ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRLW0gBvLi4 because fidlar is great and i’m sad i didn’t get to see them that one time i didn’t even try to go.

[dangitjerry]

and she's right.

[dangitjerry]

not my words.

[dangitjerry]

"I Have a Date" - The Vandals

I love this song.  

Especially when it's relevant to my life.

[dangitjerry]

"Dream Girls"

i hate Dream Girls.

a one night stand with my imagination.

ions inter-coursing axons.

affection only someone who knows you too well can give.

smiles made up with the make up of my mind.

a moment, no words,

lingers itself too long.

an embrace from behind

sitting on the floor.

knocked from my chair

to a face upside down.

rolled from the bed

to awaken in bed

alone.

they know me better than i know myself.

i hate Dream Girls,

for when I awake, I dream I visited their dreams,

but i know i've been in bed.

[dangitjerry]

"First Date" - The FlipSide

i've been watching this series, and i thought this one was absolutely adorable and made me feel all warm and fuzzy on the insides.  like a kitten snuggling up against my pancreas.  the acting is just so great.

[beanclam]

[exaltedhaze-deactivated20120624]

I really like Jupiter’s design.

[kimojunk]

omg jupiter is a kawaii papa

[brainbubblegum]

Uranus is extremely surly from all the butt jokes everyone is making about him

[moved-to-quinnova]

OMFG

[talenel-elin]

My god I want to be Io

[deijahsoldblog-deactivated20130]

SATURN

[suffkatmoved-blog]

my favorite is pluto

[dangitjerry]

jupiter is the man, man