Ace Of Spades

Hello there! My name is Daniel. I am now 22 years old! Just a dude looking for a place where I belong. Feel free to talk to me, I'm always looking for new friends! Happily in a relationship with this mega cutie!

[pi-la]

[marreeps-art]

this was hell to animate but for azazel it was worth it

[scruffyturtles]

teacher laugh

[border-spam]

That’s my SKAG, I DON’T KNOW YOU!

Artist Credit

[albrii]

im enjoying all their popped collars and good eyebrows

[scruffyturtles]

Pictures taken seconds before disaster

[rw8y-v4ul7-hun73r-15m5]

Handsome Jack: I wasn't that drunk

Nisha: you were flirting with me

Handsome Jack: so? We're dating

Nisha: you asked if I was single. Then cried when I said I wasn't

[sanzosin]

Nisha and Timothy

inspired from this  x 

[samyazasheaven]

Here’s what @angryflutenoises asked for her birthday hahahah!  What a funky cowgirl.

[tomiyeee]

yayy these are finally done lol

feel free to use on ur blog n stuff, just credit me if u do please :3

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[rochasaurus-deactivated20211230]

BURN IN ATOMIC FIRE

[beecher-arts]

So I saw Godzilla….

[dnd-5e-homebrew]

Dark Souls 2 Monsters by Braggadouchio

[finalfantasyvii]

[the-man-who-sold-za-warudo]

Knight: I have trained in all forms of combat and weapons since birth. I cannot be bested.

Some horsecock motherfucker: 

Knight: … What the fuck

[cerastes]

OH FUCK YES I GET TO TALK ABOUT LANTERN SHIELDS.

For anyone seeing this post and wondering what kind of unholy heresy is currently having a blacksmithing orgy in front of their eyes, this is called a Lantern Shield.

This came from, YOU GUESSED IT, fucking Italy, home of lunatic steel-weaving mother fuckers who often simply looked at each other, and by each other, I mean their frenzied reflections in their shattered mirrors, and said “WHAT IF WE JUST DO THINGS”, which is, as we all know, Aunt Jemima’s recipe for success.

Lantern Shields were very indicative: They were meant to be bucklers that could carry a lantern, oftentimes for night time duels. Now, you’re wondering, why carry a lantern on a night duel when it could just prove detrimental to your overall movement? Why, to blind the mother fucker, of course! But, see, and this is the funny thing about Italy, when Italian blacksmiths realized that they could just add a hook to a buckler, they noticed they could also just add whatever the thrice condemned shit they wanted to them, so they started forging stakes, spikes, and blades that protruded out of the buckler and gauntlet as additional defense against anyone who, due to the poor visibility of mist shrouded, dark blanketed nights, would just walk right into your handheld barracks.

I mean, nothing better than a bloke closing the distance to you losing an eye or six because they didn’t consider you might just carry a porcupine on your arm, right?

Some specimens exists, but these are not numerous. If you know of or possess an actual, physical Lantern Shield, congratulations, you probably have an item that likely killed.

[awed-frog]

Given the fact that yeah, you’d need to be completely demented and more than a bit overdramatic to come up with something like this, I’m 100% unsurprised this shield also appears in medieval Russia. 

Only they made it pink, because of reasons.

[naamahdarling]

“whatever the thrice condemned shit they wanted” *applause*

[elodieunderglass]

@petermorwood can I interest you in a …. *checks notes* a … a this thing.

[ladycibia]

Good morning & happy pokémon day!!

[shiranova-deactivated20190503]

Which starter will you choose?