hi it's me

not even sure what this is anymore tbh

[pukicho]

I am leaving the earth’s surface good bye

[danielm82703-blog]

Bye bitch

[socpens]

me when i find out a game has object physics

[danielm82703-blog]

Is that Chris Pratt

[princesstigerbelle]

She has no table manners. Please excuse her.

[danielm82703-blog]

W h a t k i n d o f f u c k i n g f o o d i s t h a t

[dankmemeuniversity]

[danielm82703-blog]

Yes

[i-am-a-fish]

… im tony

[dreamcast-official]

hi tony

[i-am-a-fish]

[legoluigi00-deactivated20200720]

something bothering ya, tony?

[i-am-a-fish]

[danielm82703-blog]

Hey Tony, you're sweating pretty bad. Want a glass of water?

[fumagus]

I decided to make another Donkey-Kong-Inspired name generator and I apologize in advance for how messy this is gonna get.

[cryptiboy]

KIDDY DANK

[danielm82703-blog]

D i x i e D o n k

[jasonptodd]

this frog keeps coming by my coworker’s house and eating their cat food

[danielm82703-blog]

He can have it

[tenaflyviper]

[hellomeghann]

1979 tho 😳

[stuckinthiscocoon]

It was the 70s okay? Everybody did drugs back then

[becuzbacon-deactivated20170221]

1979 😩😩😩

[fatandbougie]

79 & 59 Barbie look like she’ll give you the clap then rob you.

[ssstop-it-sunflowa]

2010: I’m ready to get my life together as an successful working woman 2011: fuck that I got me a sugar daddy

[bunjywunjy]

Barbie finally took a nap at the end of 1975 and feels much better

[danielm82703-blog]

Why the fuck are her entire eyes blue foe most of the years like w h a t t h e f u c k unrealistic standards for women

[dankmemeuniversity]

[danielm82703-blog]

I'm not sure how this is a dank meme but it is

[purgethebots]

[danielm82703-blog]

Hey guys, click this link to see something cool https://youtu.be/dGeEuyG_DIc

[pukicho]

knead me

If you want a massage pay me

[danielm82703-blog]

Breadicho

[dankmemeuniversity]

[danielm82703-blog]

Pre-order "bonus"

[fridayflareon]

it Val!

[danielm82703-blog]

Doing a stronch

[relatablepicturesofpatrickgill]

The only good streamer on Twitch

[slightmayhem]

“Charles, entertain chat for me, let me get you the mike.”

(swings boom mike over to cat on the bed while leaving)

Charles: “mraaa, mrrr, hmrr!”

[danielm82703-blog]

Good job charles

[danielm82703-blog]

Don't you just hate it when you bite in to a Ritz cracker thinking "Wow Ritz cheese crackers are so good" and then it turns out to be p e a n u t butter like fuck you bitch

[dankmemeuniversity]

[danielm82703-blog]

No

[purgethebots]

[danielm82703-blog]

I got y'all so hard