smith and sword

21+ || if + oc sideblog from @euelios

[segamascott]

[prowl-autism-extraordinaire]

[grungixfungi]

Sorry I started sobbing uncontrollably when you expressed the slightest concern for my lack of human connection, and casually mentioned you think I deserve better than a life of isolation and loneliness. Super weird. Not sure what was up with that lol. You still think I’m cool and mysterious and sexy, right?

[therozanov]

HEARTSTOPPER FOREVER [2026]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

top economists are saying today that so long as the coyote doesn't look down he will never fall

[jadedpreschooler]

ahaha yes of course, thank you for the helpful correction. *may* I have a juice, you grammar-prescriptivist fucking pedant ?

[jadedpreschooler]

currently waiting in the principals office

[jadedpreschooler]

my argument that language is an emergent and continuously evolving social technology and that being as such a priori impositions on its structure are facile has not seemed to sway him

[jadedpreschooler]

thTjhe y are calling my sister

[jadedpreschooler]

shejustsighedrllyloud

[jadedpreschooler]

i think if i can just explain my point better everyone w

[jadedpreschooler]

htey made jiejie come get me and. i know she was kindof angry cuz she has a face she makes but when we were walking home she told me i was right, but sometimes thats not what matters. and i said But thats not fair and she sighed . and she said i was right and shes sorry . but i just have to learn to pick my battles. and we got ice creabm at the store i picked strawberry

[contemptible-scoundrel]

it's always two distinguished gentlemen saying precisely to each other

[sobotka]

[sobotka]

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

They need to stop packaging pop tarts and their generics by twos. Two pop tarts is too many. I'm 25 years old. I'm practically geriatric. Two pop tarts is too many. Two pop tarts will kill me.

[schwambo-mcgoo]

Not true. Two potptarts is the perfect amount of potparts to have for dinner #dinner

[schwambo-mcgoo]

Something bad is happening to me soon

[divine-bloodlines]

Nah dude don’t worry about it, she’s always saying shit like “I am bound to oaths I no longer believe in…” and trying to die in pointless battles. I wouldn’t pay it much mind

[stargirldotcom]

comments from tiktok user @/sillycicilly’s post

[prettykobold]

Remember board games can and should have a victim

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[fhr-wiki]

Happy 30th/31st* birthday to Daniel Sullivan/Herald!

* Despite his birth year being listed as 1996 in the timeline and his record in the Patreon lore, he is noted to have turned 26 some time before his dinner event in Retribution, ("He's twenty-six, though he feels younger to you." - Chapter 22) which takes place in 2021 — implying he was born in 1995 instead.

[new-austin]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANNY

I love this sneaky bastard so much. What the hell is wrong with you, dude?

[redlipstickresurrected]

Relja Penezić (Serbian, b. 1950, Belgrade, Yugoslavia, based Navarre, FL, USA) - California Road Chronicles #81, 2019, Paintings: Oil on Wood

[artistsbooksandmultiples]

Jenny Holzer Survival: Finding extreme pleasure… New York City, USA: Self-published, 1984 6 x 10" Edition of 10 [+1 AP] signed copies

Text on cast aluminum plaque.