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its actually normal for princess to try and take up as much space of the bed as possible... she's practicing taking over and controlling the vast territories of her kingdom...

milfsupremeblast

jumbo sized plushie milf taking up 90% of your bed so you have to cuddle with her

iphigeniacomplex

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

pencilcomics

nightbugprincess-iv

basically if ur little enough theres no limit on how chuuni u can be and theres no consequences forever

yay-bunnies-world

its funny how easy it is for gaggles of losers to be convinced they're stopping real sexual assault by cattily teasing people about rumors they heard on the internet. vigilantism fetishists know no bounds. Hope they get bored soon at least!

playing town of salem with town killing scrolls call me a vigilantism fetishist

machinot

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

puppygirllaika

you're telling me i have one task, minimal oversight, no time pressure, and every time i complete my goal I get to take a break while walking back down the mountain, during which time I am free to be myself and enjoy the pleasure of my own company in brief respite from my labor? Damn, i could imagine myself happy...