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I’VE NEVER FELT SO EXPOSED IN MY LIFE @magnificofiore

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*slow claps* yes. thankfully I have taught this lost soul about the life alert memes.

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@corcullum hey look at this old gem I’ve unearthed

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I’m watching my roomie, @inacciaio, try to solve one of my Transformers figures without instructions, and it’s fucking hilarious. Her cries of distress are killing me.

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it’S tOo diFfIcULt how did any kids have the patience for these ????

It’s like trying to solve a drunk rubix cube 

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so I was browsing netflix

and like always, netflix has some uh

let’s just say strange as fuck categorizations of things sometimes

like how one time they put Disney’s Chicken Little in the “critically acclaimed” category

but this

tHiS

clearly live action show about women in prison = animated musical about trolls

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so this is a thing that exists and I don’t understand

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Premium Orphan Joke:

Getting out of plans by saying, “Sorry, my mom said no,” and sending this:

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watching old barbie movies bc I’m a dork who loves them. also fun fact, when your dog is barking at nothing, it’s because they’re seeing a ghost cat from the future, 100% confirmed by barbie: a christmas carol

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https://inacciaio.tumblr.com/post/155901516131/okay-so-five-crafting-blogs-all-with-pretty

like you may think i’m kidding but i’m not.  XD i present to you the five crafting blogs that randomly followed me, ( urls scratched out for their privacy but I left the numbers because ??? they all have 19** numbers ? ) including pinecone crafts and crafts for boys

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an article posted seconds after faye dunaway said “La La Land”

*painful laughter from the distance*

update, the article now says this:

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okay so today I woke up from this really vivid dream, read below to get the full story

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so I went on the tangled wiki to look at stuff and I found something that confuses me

my lesbian muse Anna is also confused

like go to the link, I’m not making this up XD ( link )

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OOC + some about muse stuff

@xregale​

ooc;{So, I think Marcella will be very disapproving of how Florentine women dress. XD like she dislikes clothing that is shorter sleeved and generally inappropriate for a lady

maaaaan in Florence, it’s absolutely accepted and common to be showing cleavage and it’s totally okay if you wear short sleeves like look at this shit Clarice wears

and so many women in Florence during festivals go topless 

Like, a comment made from Lorenzo’s mother, Lucrezia Tournabuoni, when she was in Rome considering Clarice as a wife for Lorenzo, actual history shit here;

“She is fairly tall, and fair, and has a nice manner, though she is not as sweet as our girls. She is very modest and will soon learn our customs…Her face is round, but it does not displease me…We could not see her bosom as it is the custom here to wear it completely covered up, but it seems promising.”Following a meeting between Lucrezia and Clarice’s family it was noted that she actually had “fine quality breasts“

so like rome it’s all covered up and in florence it’s like

“we can’t see your cleavage, something’s wrong here”

those florentines loved their boobs.}

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                                                 //carlo/clarice fanmix//

1.  toxic - yael naim 2.  talk me down - troye sivan 3.  hello - nicole cross 4.  bravest everything - yuna 5.  devil’s backbone - the civil wars 6.  gravity - sara bareilles 7.  only love can hurt like this - paloma faith 8.  fix you - coldplay 9.  seven devils - florence + the machine

made purely from own music playlist

@florentiaenothus

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heaps of weird spam email including gems like: Got to speak with you soonest...

So I got sent a bunch of spam money scams to my email

yes, these are all real emails that were sent to me

although not real people and/or situations 

Greetings,

It’s my pleasure to contact you over this business and I hope for your assistance on this matter. I’m Mr. Tom Jackson, a financial adviser in United Kingdom. My Late client Engineer. an expatriate was Killed in an unknown circumstances and before his death, he deposited a consignment containing US$15.500.000 (Fifteen Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only), with a vault Company in United Kingdom. I decided to search for any of my late client’s relative which has been very difficult to me before those consignments get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the vault company because they have given me a mandate to present any family heir to my late client.

The decease is from United States and also bearing a similar name with you this is why I am writing to you so that we will claim this consignment, as I will prepare every operation that will assist your claim. Kindly furnish me with your mobile phone and fax numbers for easy communications, as I will like to have verbal conversation with you.

I therefore look forward to a mutual business relationship with you, while I look forward to your quick reply.

Sincerely,

Tom Jackson,

LOL YOUR NAME IS SIMILAR TO HIS SO I’M GONNA GIVE YOU ALL HIS MONEY, KAY?

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but if the show doesn’t have a “middle aged women in a tight skirt suit and heels holding a power position where everyone hates her cause she’s a down right bitch with a questionable moral compass” character, who am i supposed to sell my soul to?

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ooc; { you know your view on the world has severely changed from when you were a child when you watch Mouse Hunt and are honestly so sick of the over the top way this mouse keeps surviving, like these guys have a mortgage to pay, they’ve wasted tons of money trying to get rid of this mouse, fucking tons of mouse traps, bought a cat, hired an exterminator and that mouse is still alive and causing them trouble and wrecking all their shit like honestly, fuck that mouse, I don’t care if he’s the main character cgi mouse that the kids are supposed to root for, and the cat is the villain, at this point with all the hell this mouse has put two adults who are just trying to live in the fucking adult world through, I’m rooting for the cat and I’m wanting the cat to literally fucking k i l l this mouse }

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ooc; { U P D A T E:

okay, Home Alone style humor where people get hurt and shit was funny because those people were b u r g l a r s breaking into s o m e o n e ‘ s   h o u s e. Seeing people who are just trying to live their life with the mouse being the one who breaks into the person’s house literally sending people to the h o s p i t a l with c o n c u s s i o n s who are not doing anything illegal or even wrong, they’re literally just trying to live their life, and this mouse keeps a. Ripping apart their house b. Causing them unnecessary physical harm ( LITERALLY SENDING A MAN TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL ) c. Stealing their shit d. Breaking all of their shit e. Being a damn fucking menace 

f. actually r u i n i n g their lives rn 

and the mouse is the fucking protagonist ? ? ? n o 

and there’s 30 more minutes of this bullshit left to watch