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LET'S START A RIOT
A RIOT
LET'S START A RIOT
New Years Resolution
I'll try to keep the horny on main to a minimum
No promises
Found this beauty at Goodwill in Westminster, Maryland @shiftythrifting
I focus on the pain...
The only thing that's real...
I hate censoring myself I wanna piss people off consistently
*stares at Tumblr with murderous intent*
Anime dude with panties on his face: *SNIIIIIIFFF* The punishment must be more severe
Found a VERY NSFW picture that I'm pretty sure is me on one of the porn bot accounts on here. Beware of your digital footprint, folks.
Nice picture, though...
God is coming.
Back momentarily to brag to my Bleach moots about this bonkers-ass pull
i had some mucus in my throat and i started singing. I sounded like a weird bug person and I sounded so cool, but then I swallowed and i sound normal again. disappointed
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
Do you ever think about the fact that, since you have so many asks, it is a fair possibility that some of the asks you get are from people who have died since sending it?
Yes
Pukicho replying to your ask is like 50 Cent's coin
So this happened
Dr Doolittle-style show about a detective who can talk to animals, except instead of talking like people the animals still talk like animals, just translated into English sentences, so the plot of most episodes centres around trying to figure out what the star witness testimony actually means.
Victim's murder was witnessed by her pet snake, whose tank was in the room. Unfortunately pet snake is incapable of describing the world around them except in terms of 'rocks' and 'meat', with their descriptions of individual forms of 'meat' focusing almost entirely on body temperature and smell.
(Solved when it turns out that their description of 'warm-cold meat with rock' was actually an attempt to describe a suspect with a prosthetic limb, which is pretty unnoticeable to a human, but looks dramatically different in infrared.)
Murder at a honey farm. Each witness managed to see about ~0.06% of the full crime, in order to get the full picture, you have to get them to swarm.
Victim was found several days after death, already crawling with maggots. Days into the investigation, protag begins a frantic search to find any surviving maggots/flies that were on the corpse, after realising that how the victim tasted would give vital information about the poison used.
Also there's at least one or two animals who actually do talk in full sentences and in terms humans can understand, and the reason behind this is never fully explained.
All cats in this universe talk in terms of 'mine/not-mine' and mainly focus on territory, mates and food, with the one exception of the main character's cat who is named Watson and knows how to use sarcasm.
All insects speak in one word sentences where everything is 'food', 'enemy' or (for hive insects) 'friend' and 'queen', with the exception of seven-spotted ladybirds specifically, who for some reason speak in full English sentences and are up to date and knowledgeable about world events. The protagonists is as concerned by the full implications of this as you are.
I AM!! YOUR BF! And I love you!!!!!!!!!
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