delightful domestic dialogue
“i can’t find the remote.” “i’m actually going to kill you.”
“i told you i have a meeting in an hour! get out of the bathroom!”
“as much as i’d like to stay in bed with you, i have breakfast to make for the two of us.”
“i didn’t want to wake you up…”
“god you’re bleeding! how the hell did you do that?” “i was trying to cut the tomatoes!”
“how about this. i go out, get your favorite ice cream while you take a nice bath and by the time we’re both done, we can watch our show.”
“you look exhausted. go to bed, i’ll straighten up and take care of everything else.”
“damn it, i forgot to pick up the toothpaste.”
“well i put it on the grocery list!” “i didn’t think i needed the list!” “you clearly did!!”
“hon’, if you take any more naps on the couch you’re going to mess up your back..”
“it’s raining again..” “i guess that means we’re not going out. what movie do you want to watch?”
“i smell something burning, you’re sure you’re okay in there?” “i’m fine! i’m fine!”
“no, sweetie, it’s okay…”
“you’re so warm.” “i hear you, but we really need to get up, love.”
“close the curtains! my eyes are burning!” “don’t you think you’ve slept in long enough, you little vampire?”
“did you seriously use the last of the milk for this?” “i thought it would taste good!”
“hey, could you grab the eggs from the fridge for me while you’re there?”
“how about you come help me clean all of this up before my mother gets here?”
kaledo-art
andulkaphoto
snowghoul
romaincrisis
