daniodle

Some weird little over-obsessive Archivist for #PiratesSMP

[winter-mornings]

Captain Gem!!!

[daniodle]

Not me seeing this without actually reading the tags and thinking it was P!Scott. My Pirates brainrot continues to haunt me

[rusty-courage]

listen i had to

[minecraftrelatedrandomness]

pirates smp behind the scenes without context

[sophiamcdougall]

[komodo-kalia]

Acho revealed the designs for Hudson and Aurelia Denholm on his stream!

Acho is also working on a 'mega episode' that's basically his whole Pirates story (akin to Owens Outsiders supercut) and said he may include additional scenes not streamed, including showing the Denholm Parents.

[daniodle]

So Acho did a writer's room so I started throwing out theories and questions...Based on people's reactions I think I may have been staring at my conspiracy boards of red string too much...nah

[daniodle]

I broke apo sorta on purpose...he deserved it

[rockcattomato]

Someone tell me everything about pirates smp. I don’t know shit and want to know shit.

[daniodle]

Lots of pirates, sorted into 4 factions. They quest, get fruity with folk and slowly uncover the overarching plot of the world where they are all doomed

[bananacakepie]

Grian walks into a room and finds all his friends from Secret Life in a circle.

Grian: Guys, what’s going on?

Martyn: Grian, this is an intervention.

Grian: What?

Scar: That’s right! I hate that it’s come this far, but now you’re trying to spread it to others. We have to draw a line.

Grian: What?

Pearl: Oh really? Then why do you keep making us push a button? We fail the game if we don’t press it - you’re trying to indoctrinate us.

Grian: What!? How could you think that?

Jimmy Timmy: It’s okay Grian, you probably didn’t even realize that you were doing it subconsciously, but we’re here to help.

Grian: Accidentally? No this was on purpose! You all need to learn the value of pushing buttons!

Cue the riots.

[swordswoman97]

I have updated the Pirates mental stability tierlist. The stable categories are emptying very fast. Very very fast.

[eclipsesincarnation]

Huh, ok..., wait not episode... by FAR?! In the whole series?!

EXCUSE ME, Gem is the newest member but is following the trend of being the craziest with Pearl and Cleo, being a girlboss and from HC, ok, mostly peaceful SMP be birthing the most crazies

So for anyone who doesn't know, this is an episode of Thomas the Tank Engine, and this is the scene where the coal carts (the craziest entities in all of the TTTE universe might I add) yeet themselves off a bridge and die, they actually die, cause they can drown The Impulse extra, what, that could mean a billion things, but I predict killing

She's red, there is no way she isn't, she is red, I was hoping for a Mounders win but my hopes are being blown up

Scar lost lives?? Or Gem lost lives?? I can't tell

These tiny, tiny crumbs are driving me up the wall HELP HELP HELP

[capriciouswriter207]

The Terrors Beneath Deepfrost Citadel: a dnd-campaign

Get ready for “The Terrors Beneath Deepfrost Citadel”: a Decked Out 2-inspired Dungeons and Dragons campaign.

Many years ago, an adventurer by the name of Thaddeus Holsten opened the Black Mines and built Deepfrost Citadel - names familiar to any who aspire to be adventurers themselves. After tragedy struck, the mines were blocked off, the Citadel stood empty, and Thaddeus Holsten himself vanished.

Year after year, adventurers arrive in the former mining town of Hermilthan, sitting at the foot of the icy mountain where Deepfrost Citadel and the Black Mines are located. To find the treasures buried in the mines or hidden within the Citadel’s walls, or to discover the fate of Thaddeus Holsten. But anyone who enters the Citadel to start their search, disappears without a trace and none walk out alive.

Do you have what it takes to brave this dungeon? Or will it eat you alive?

This module contains: 

An original thrilling tale of terror that leans closely and expands on official lore

Adventure for characters levels 3 through 7

Five distinct and dynamic levels to explore 

Up to 18 different maps

Awesome magic items, based on the original dungeon’s artifacts

Unique Hermit-inspired NPCs and creatures

All in a fancy PDF and a less fancy but no less functional google doc!

For all your Decked Out 2 dungeons and dragons needs, all these resources are freely available following this link.

The Dungeon is ready for its next victim…

(This module is inspired by and based on Decked Out 2, a game made by TangoTek during Hermitcraft season 9).

[daniodle]

And that's my next campaign sorted with a quick yoink! Thank you!

[daniodle]

Credit to @mystifchaos for taking the Rat Crack theory seriously, @kai-the-poet and @swordswoman97 for extra weird....Fic coming soon

[20-something-fangirl]

yes Markiplier all the yes

[daniodle]

All of this!

[20-something-fangirl]

PINOF7

My submission got into PINOF7 I’m so happy rn! (It was the stress mushroom one!!!)

[daniodle]

Life...complete

[jiangsyanli]

ok ok but hear me out;

epic rap battle

2009!phan vs 2015!phan

someone write a fic i need

[jiangsyanli]

2009!dan: “you think you’re so special but we LITRAHLEE started phan, with a notice and a skype call and a hi my name is [dan]”

[jiangsyanli]

2015!dan: “oh my god are you kidding me? i wrote a fic where phil sucked my neck / i’m phil trash #1 m8 you just got skrekt”

[lame-ghostt]

2009!phil: this won’t be the best time you’ve ever had, so come forth. We’ll beat you down cuz I was raised in da North.

2015!phil: Our book has higher sales then your subscriber count, you little dweebs. Dan called me a ray of sunshine, how much more phan proof do we need?

[jiangsyanli]

OH MY GOD

[thealmightygilf]

2012!dan: We’re separate people, there is no phan… Everyone: Oh my God! Shut the fuck up Dan!

[jiangsyanli]

I’M WEAK

[daniodle]

I can't even...

[ajdnwofe9230942]

at least we now know if an apocalypse happens dan and phil will still look attractive (if not even moreso)

[daniodle]

Can the zombie apocalypse please hurry up. I NEED this to happen!