Cool Patrol Member #6969 💃🏻

Hi (hi-ho if I already know you!) I'm an ace lesbian (a lesbiace if you will), 28, INTP, Virgo and now a diagnosed autistic! (even though it was pretty obvious). I'm a fuckin weeb so expect those sweet sweet animes. Faves are Yuri on Ice, Dragonball Z and Yu-Gi-Oh DM! (I haven’t watched the others, I was into the ancient Egypt stuff not the card games, sorry dudes) 👌👌👌 My favourite band is Ninja Sex Party, hence the blog title, and by proxy I also love Game Grumps! I did love them more back in the Steam Train/Grumpcade era but I’m still ride or die for Donny and Arnold! 👌👌👌 I’m a big ole nerd and love Dungeons and Dragons. I DM for a weekly session with my very best friends and also play in a different weekly session with different friends. I couldn’t love anything more! I also love consuming DnD content my favourites being Dimension 20 and NADDPOD 👌👌👌 I also have a deep fascination with ancient history, specifically the Hellenistic period. I did as much as I could to base my university degree around Alexander the Great because I am basically obsessed, he’s my irl blorbo lol

[meysq]

playing gta online as philomena cunk

[wicked-felina]

Can't leave a perfect Philomena interview sitting in the tags.

[frailgun]

an unsung favorite of mine

[lyraisnotonfire]

this fanfic shit is easy

[lyraisnotonfire]

you get it

[helloitsbees]

How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy

im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit

[helloitsbees]

you can’t fucking do this to me

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

A Noble Sacrifice

Never has there been a more righteous and honorable way to get an ear infection.

[dnp-as-posts]

[lizardsmp3]

it's still The phil holiday pose but this time he can put his arm around his dan. if anyone cares

[beardedmrbean]

[syn4k]

good morning everybody happy feb 14th i am reclaiming today for the aro bitches specifically. romance is not real

[vegetadaily]

Happy Valentine’s Day from the Prince of all Saiyans!

[pukicho]

Couldn't imagine loving an english person. "Blimey that's a wedding ring, 'innit" - like come on, get it together

[burning-britain-official]

Couldn't imagine loving an American person.

"Boy, howdy, that's a weddin' ring. Well, I'd be damb" - like come on, get it together

[pukicho]

Let me have this. Look at the state of my country. Let me have this.

[autophage]

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

[bibaleen]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I mean obviously I would fuck a monster but more than that I would bond emotionally with a monster over our shared sense of alienation and rejection from a hostile universe. together we would explore our deep-seated fear of being inherently unlovable, and reassure each other of our innate value as sentient beings deserving of love and kindness. i will hold them gently, and wipe the tears from their googly eyestalk-tentacles, and something will begin to heal

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and then we fuck nasty, im not a saint

[elliot-amy]

chaotic muppets interview

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

These are the words of puppeteers who should not be up this early

[itsmedemibones]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

so much of the "research" on "phones bad" is just statisticians congratulating themselves in a circle

[dragon-in-a-fez]

example: I am right now reading an article on "phubbing", which is apparently the term for ignoring people you're with in order to pay attention to your phone. we'll slide right past the claim that this is a normal word people use.

the authors have developed a "phubbing scale" and demonstrated that it has strong correlation with the existing "maladaptive technology use" scale. from this, they conclude the "phubbing scale" is a valid and useful metric.

the "maladaptive technology use" scale, if you go and read that paper, has shown strong correlation with the "problematic smartphone application use" construct.

have you caught the problem yet? nowhere has it been proven that scoring high on any of this is actually bad for you.

imagine someone told you "if the ground is wet it probably rained recently". then you talked to someone about rain and they said "if it rained recently there were probably clouds". yeah okay sounds reasonable. then all three of these people told you their research proves clouds, rain, and wet ground are all signs of demonic possession in giraffes. you'd be like hold up, I think you lost me somewhere

[ollievion]

I don’t need a study to know using my phone makes me feel like shit

[dragon-in-a-fez]

do different things on your phone then. I'm guessing you haven't written off paper as a technology just because tax forms make you want to cry

[tpwrtrmnky]

Y'know, to me "lost media" means "no known physical copies exist and it can't be pirated anywhere", not just "currently unavailable for streaming"

[tweeterwilbury]

Collecting those rn

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[girldan-pip]

favorite genre of phil pics is when he serves "girl who is going to be okay"