Dan is not on pickles

Mari, 17. Brazilian. I'm really weird and thats pretty much all you need to know about me. Feel free to talk to me anytime like really whenever just, you know.

[fyeahdisney]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cxnstellati0ns]

man this is too relatable

[thecommonchick]

sees cat being naughty and scoops him up: This is a disciplinary hug. Do not derive joy from it.

naughty cat: purrs loudly

[willthewisest]

while we’re on the subject of good subtle acting from noah, i will absolutely never be over the way will’s throat catches when he sees mike for the first time in the hospital 

[gifmovie]

[katiemcgrvths]

Stranger Things Season 2 (2017)

I’m going to my friends. I’m going home.

[eddiesrichie]

Bill: If we stick together, we’ll win. We can kill It.

Stan:

[dailystrangerthings]

Stranger things 2 (2017) behind the scenes

[kotenok-deactivated20240301]

[strangerthingsedits]

You still have yours?

[dailystrangerthings]

Two boxes?! I’m fine with you giving away a couple but the other ones just have way too much emotional value!

[33v0]

what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

[33v0]

look at this shit

They radiate peace

[transfemininomenon]

capybaras are friend shaped

[gaylor-moon]

I love this post

[cantavier]

This is actually a cool thing I know about!

In the wild capybaras live in large groups so naturally a female capybara will take care of not only her own offspring, but all of the other offspring in the group. So capybaras are super great mothers who will adopt pretty much anything and take care of it.

Lots of places that rescue different animals will give a group of baby animals to a capybara to raise if they have one.

Like puppies

Ducks

Deer

Emus

They are just super calm animals so they’re naturally great at mothering or just existing in a group!

[screambirdscreaming]

mom shaped

[danisnotonpickles]

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

[tananais]

I could be your zoomer.

[strangersource]

Wish me luck, Mike.

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[nessa007]

Sassy™ Millie