Fist My Bump ⋆.ೃ࿔*･

Leah ❁ She/Her ❁ New Yorker ❁ Asexual Part time writer ❁ Full time disappointment {Prev -> Williamsstorrie, Drfranklangdon}

[tothecottage]

filled with glee imagining shane and ilya invited to a world cup game and shane is just making a bitch face the entire time. arms crossed brows furrowed lips permanently in pout mode as he mutters and goes "i would've made that goal" to ilya every five minutes. every time a player goes down and is grabbing their knee in a dramatic passion shane rolls his eyes and is like "i bet that didn't even hurt" and the whole time ilya is loving it he loves his bitchy shane so much #hisbitchyshane

[spicyvampire]

[medievalthymes]

how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting

[flyora]

Harris do his best as always

[peteneems]

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[dr-falcon-fox-and-coyote]

Thought process of announcers: why don’t we get another ball…?

OR MayBE WE SHOULD GET A CHEERLEADER! THEY’RE USED TO GOING UP HIGH

OH LOOK, THE CHEERLEADER HAS DONE IT

[teaboot]

[damnnmilkovich]

[pinkertoast]

Sometimes I think if I Message people they will get mad and Deactivate and then Kill Me

[maja-paja]

[washedupkam]

[huddyama]

[louisegluckpdf]

starting a collection

[teepeetoe]

[hudsonsstretchmarks]

I was genuinely considering asking my psychiatrist if I can half my antidepressants again but here I am sobbing in my bed because I ate a snack. I hate being this way :))))

[hudsonsstretchmarks]

Doing better today. Had a snack and slept all day and allowed myself to just live.

[freakoutgirl]

when the conversation is women talking about how much weight they want to lose or what cosmetic surgeries they would get done

[fwizard]