Fist My Bump ⋆.ೃ࿔*･

Leah ❁ She/Her ❁ New Yorker ❁ Asexual Part time writer ❁ Full time disappointment {Prev -> Williamsstorrie, Drfranklangdon}

[fa3ryb0t]

goodbye straight people

[radawaycuntt]

[hutsonwoolyums]

Ok I’m actually starting to get a little defensive of Ilya because why am I seeing more and more characterization of him as messy, undisciplined, irresponsible, etc.

Like yes, he’s more carefree than Shane, but he’s also one of the best hockey players in the world and you don’t get there without an insane amount of discipline, and even beyond that we literally see him acting as a caretaker for his father, managing money for his brother, arranging his father’s funeral and getting it done quickly and efficiently, none of that is the behavior of someone who’s never used a calendar…

[loontattoo]

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

[shaneposting]

traces of ilya’s presence popping up all over yuna and david’s house…framed photos of him and shane on the mantelpiece, his favourite snacks in the fridge, a blanket on the back of the sofa that is His Blanket bc it’s his favourite, books david has put to one side that he thinks ilya might want to borrow, maybe even his cens jersey on the wall at some point

the feeling of realising he’s comfy here and he knows where everything lives and he doesn’t have to ask permission for anything. he’s literally Welcome. that’s another one of his homes. shane’s homes are his homes

[firstprinced]

and a very happy pride to Them ❤️🧡💛💚💙

[cinematicnomad]

WAKE UP DEAD MAN: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY (2025) dir. rian johnson

[argillaforma]

shane and ilya walking around at home just minding their own business and exsisting in the same place without really talking except every time they cross paths ilya goes kiss😙 and won’t let shane move past him until he gets a kiss

[ilya-rozanova]

[mymansmoon]

shane's face after ilya picks him up my god he's so turned on. this guy is 200lbs of pure muscle he follows a diet other professional athletes have never even heard of and spends half his life in the gym, the other half muscling big strong hockey players out the way to get to a puck. and ilya just lifted him right off the ground and is ferrying him over to the bed where he Is Going To Fuck Him. my sweet steaming-engine-brain shane has never blanked so hard in his life. he's barely a person in this moment he is just Hormone

[fuckrozanov]

thinking about shane and ilya at some nhl alumni event years in the future….their relationship is old news and literally no one bats an eyelash at them anymore plus they’re staying in some penthouse suite where nobody can hear them but anyway ilya is fucking shane through the mattress and covers his mouth with one hand like “shush hollander you’re going to get us caught” and shane comes so hard he blacks out

[sincenewyorks]

hello cuties alert!

[thisfeebleheart]

Everyone, Shane Hollander is an asshole + Shane's adorable face ↪ requested by anonymous

[wren-kitchens]

happy disability pride month and once again, FUCK lazy subtitles. fuck the [speaks foreign language] instead of actually transcribing the words, fuck shortening sentences and changing whats been said for no reason, fuck censoring swearing in captions but not in audio and fuck anyone who says youre being 'too sensitive' for being upset about a lack of accessibility

[bluegiragi]

morning run

(shower scene will be on patreon)

[mister-wood]

Anthony Boyle takes Greg Williams for a swim at the Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc

[queenofthestarrrswrites]

the NHL commissioner is spending valuable time in real life stressing over the portrayal of a FICTIONAL version of himself on a tv show

but the league can’t do anything to make the NHL a more welcoming/safe place for queer people and now an accused rapist is in the finals

[namunii]

Heated Rivalry but make it a 2000s animated series / cartoon