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let us give thanks to the world’s #1 source for serotonin currently

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me, in september when the leaves started changing and the weather was a little cooler: seasonal depression WHOM??????? i am healthy and HAPPY and i LOVE fall! pumpkin spice lattes yas! what was i THINKING? i’m remembering it as worse than it was in years past!!

me, 8 days into november when its freezing and getting dark at 5pm: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. oh oh oh OH. oh ya………

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I don’t know why ancient sea shanties are so hype for me, like it’s just the weight of my ancestors want me to get the fuck down to Drunken Sailor like they did when they came over the first time

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hears Drunken Sailor once:

The long dead ghosts of old drunk sailors in my head going absolutely bonkers:

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I don’t care if the world isn’t ready to hear it, but I’m going to say it:

“Sugar We’re Going Down Kung Fu Fighting” is better than either of the original songs that comprise the mashup

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for those who need to hear it

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This is the truest thing I’ve ever seen. This is immediately followed by 45 min of goodbyes by the door.

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The accuracy 😂

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IG: @pet_foolery

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Eiffel: I brought my porn computer to class by accident

Maxwell: How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?

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These pumps, crafted by Mexican designer Lucita Abarca, caused quite a stir at a recent Sixth Borough fashion show. These crystalline high-heels were grown by Wyrm’s Pass artisans, deep below the Rocky Mountains, using a mixture of firebird ash, waters from the springs at Paradiso, and a variety of secret ingredients, rumored to include Australian fire opals and powdered moonstone. The result of using the firebird ash become immediately recognizable when the heel of the shoe is dragged backward across any dry surface, as it creates an impressive streak of magical fire which can be accurately aimed with a little effot. Ms. Abarca said she wanted a shoe that made a statement, and that statement was “Any bastardo brujo catcalling me on La Plaza de Sangre better be ready to dose his huevos, you know?”