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mutedmango

What 2018 have brought us so far:

the engagement of this beautiful couple

this power-couple bought a gorgeous house together

these two finally came out as a couple

and of course we’ve gotten so many cute moments with these two

so I simply cannot help but wonder;

what will happen next?

thatisrad

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum.

girlsfrommars

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

mutedmango

What 2018 have brought us so far:

the engagement of this beautiful couple

this power-couple bought a gorgeous house together

these two finally came out as a couple

and of course we’ve gotten so many cute moments with these two

so I simply cannot help but wonder;

what will happen next?

philsaysfuck

all u laddies bust ur fanny like this

twentyonetryagains-deactivated2

2015 phan

Nahh idc what anyone says, 2014/2015 phan was the best period. It was WILD.

I remember getting excited over the stupidest/most platonic things.

New phans don’t understand that “evidence” was a lot harder to find from 2015 and downwards. Dan definitely didn’t say he liked to suck dick, there was no double live shows, no “daddy” comments or kinky references (and if there was it would have been very discreet)

I remember when they went to Japan for the first time, fuck. It was like they got engaged (rumour has it they diddd but that’s another story).

2015 (like many of you will know) phan wasn’t like 2012 phan though, where it was like walking on egg shells, 2015 was very “hush, hush” but in a sly way, it was secretive - nothing was in black and white. The chase was fun. The little Easter eggs they gave us, was exciting.

Now though they’re literally boyfriends, there’s no denying it. A blind man could tell. It’s not fun anymore.

javeydacobs

full offense: michael tops

reblog to join the michaeltopsfoundation because there is no way in heck that jeremy heere, twinkiest of them all could ever top twunkiest twunk of them all michael mell