Cordelia

Sideblogs: @an-absolute-peddlar, @guest-pajamas She/her // lesbian // #1 Sierra Scott fan // i’m 18+, this isn’t an 18+ blog

[sicknastyjr]

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

[txttletale]

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

[karrakazz]

[wordcubed]

[frontmansdog]

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it

[xalatath]

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

[slugmania]

[stroebe2]

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

I love when drivers get visibly frustrated when they have to let me cross at a pedestrian crossing. Yeah stop for me you little car bitch 🤤

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[tragicburnout]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

[anxeious]

[stupidestasshole]

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[corantus]

locked the fuck in get my money up

[skoomabong]

[maryoliveoil]

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.