Cordelia @cor-is-a-mess - Tumblr Blog

Here’s that horse again

*in the tone of a estranged grandmother*

You love horse

Horse was always your favourite what happened?

richard nixon is q*eer because he did watergate, subverting the societal expectation we all had for him to not do watergate

casawio

who up in a kafka-esque rut sleep deprived, casually malnourished, socially awkward, painfully self-conscious, struggling financially, lacking community, altogether anhedonic

#mecore

spellingmistakescostlives

John Waters

rpfisfine

I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog

afurioushawk

Euros over here for the World Cup discovering we were right about this

archaeocoyote

#faves #i miss 24oz dunkin coffee that made me feel like i might die

youcanstillwhistle

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

ecstasemen

im developing cataracts in my right eye and ill be getting surgery for it on sunday so art might be paused for a bit next week ...

butch-witches-deactivated202412

to help OP out for each day it is healing I will invent a new minion hybrid.

day 1: if a minion and shrek had sex that produced viable offspring

ecstasemen

that's okay. you dont need to do that actually

isabellecantread

love seeing one post and going ok not sure what that means and then

isabellecantread

scrolling down and seeing the second half of the joke in a separate post. excellent gambit

ratbastarddotfuck

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.