Idk if anyone even still follows me lol, but im regressing as part of my quarter life crisis era and have been obsessively reading dammei to soothe my soul. Will ideally be posting reviews and recs of my faves once I read them!

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Idk if anyone even still follows me lol, but im regressing as part of my quarter life crisis era and have been obsessively reading dammei to soothe my soul. Will ideally be posting reviews and recs of my faves once I read them!
A Terrible Drawing of A Cat
Author: kuro
Length: Oneshot, 2k Words (Completed)
Rating: Teen+
Genre: Modern AU, College AU, Tattoos AU
Summary:
Lan Zhan should really know better. And yet, he unfolded the paper.
Lan Zhan, are you more of a cat person or a dog person?
He crumpled the message with prejudice and glared at Wei Ying without bothering with a reply.
a.k.a. Wei Ying has tattoos and Lan Zhan... is bothered.
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Wen Ruohan's Favorite Live Reality Television Show
Author: tinitin
Length: Oneshot, 5k Words (Completed)
Rating: Teen+
Genre: Canon Divergence, Crack
Summary:
“Then the Wen Sect will prepare it!”
Wei Wuxian couldn’t comprehend how grabbing the Lan Sect’s ribbon could escalate to marriage. Wei Wuxian had to wonder whose marriage it would be. “Who’ll be the lucky bride and groom, Sect Leader Wen?”
“Why, you and Lan Wangji of course.”
In other words, Wen Ruohan's bored, so what could be better than planning out a cut-sleeve wedding in the middle of the archery competition?
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play your love songs all night long
Author: AlfAlfAlfAlfAlf, tardigradeschool
Length: Oneshot, 17k Words (Completed)
Rating: M
Genre: Modern AU, Family AU, Fake Dating AU (kind of?), Friends to Lovers
Summary:
Look, sometimes you meet a guy in college and become best friends. Sometimes the two of you spend a day babysitting objectively the best baby on earth, and that baby needs parents. Sometimes you get married to the guy (platonically!) and spend thirteen years raising the best baby on earth into the best teenager on earth. Also you share a bed. Also you're in love with him.
Wei Ying is pretty sure all that is normal. Lan Zhan agrees. Sizhui is... dubious.
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the recesses
Author: nenyanaryavilya
Length: Oneshot, 7k Words (Completed)
Rating: Teen+
Genre: Modern AU, Family AU, Established Relationship
Summary:
Wei Ying pulls out his phone and sends a snapchat to Jiang Cheng of the house with the caption “it cant be bodysnatchers if youre in the middle of nowhere right.”
His phone buzzes two seconds later with a blurry picture of Jiang Cheng’s annoyed face and the caption “any1 would want 2 murder u after spending more than 3 minutes w u” and a second one that says “also who would want 2 make a copy of ur body. what did they always dream of being a twink.”
Wei Ying snaps back a photo of a very particular finger, uncaptioned.
Wei Ying meets his boyfriend's family.
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like blue flame over my fingertips
Author: tangerinechar
Length: Oneshot, 37k Words (Completed)
Rating: Teen+
Genre: Modern AU, College AU, Roommates AU
Summary:
Lan Wangji’s roommate is brash, noisy, messy, annoying, and — absolutely terrible at feeding himself properly.
(Or: food as a metaphor for love, featuring Lan Wangji’s A++ cooking skills, five times Lan Wangji cooked for Wei Wuxian, and one time Wei Wuxian reciprocated.)
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Note: ♥w♥
Old Foreshadows
Author: protos_metazu_ison
Length: Oneshot, 15k Words (Completed)
Rating: M
Genre: Reincarnation AU, Immortality AU, Canon Divergence
Summary:
The young man leaned forward, elbow on a propped up knee. “You are all respectable cultivators,” he said in a lilting tone even as the veritable army below pointed their swords at him. “Was this really the best way you could think of to get my attention?”
With the threat of the Wen sect looming, the other major sects decide to summon the aid of a man they’d killed centuries ago: the Yiling Patriarch, Wei Wuxian.
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Murder at the Masquerade
Author: krazieLeylines
Length: 9 Chapters, 60.5k Words (Completed)
Rating: M
Genre: Ball AU (Masquerade), Supernatural AU, Mystery
Summary:
“You better behave tonight,” Jiang Cheng spoke up, poking a hole into Wei Wuxian’s thoughts. “Just because we’ll be in disguise does not mean your actions won’t have consequences. If I hear of any mischief, I will know exactly who to blame.”
Wei Wuxian laughed again. “Well, that’s not fair,” he replied, “Is that not the whole purpose of a masquerade? To let ourselves be unrestrained, just for one night, with no strings attached?”
(In which the Jin family hosts a masquerade.)
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the thrill of knowing
Author: starmins
Length: Oneshot, 32k Words (Completed)
Rating: M
Genre: Modern AU, College AU, Friends to Lovers
Summary:
Lamplights flicker orange and yellow, stars blinking in and out of sight. If Wei Ying closes his eyes, he can trace the curls of Lan Zhan's eyelashes from memory, map the lines of his palm, tap out the rhythm of his heartbeat.
or; Being known doesn't feel so scary, Wei Ying thinks, if it means being known by Lan Zhan.
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Note: this is so sweet TT___TT
abstract concepts, applicable
Author: narie
Length: Oneshot, 12.5k Words (Completed)
Rating: Teen+
Genre: Modern AU, College AU, Angst
Summary:
Lan Wangji meets Wei Wuxian in Foundations of Machine Learning, which Lan Wangji is taking as an elective because he expects he'll get asked to teach something like this as soon as he lands his own tenure track job. He doesn't expect to enjoy it, and he doesn't.
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Science AU time! In which Lan Zhan and Wei Ying meet in grad school in the USA at a fancy Ivy League university, and things progress from there (actual science content is light, never fear).
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the universe moved for us
Author: scribblemetimbers
Length: Oneshot, 7k Words (Completed)
Rating: G
Genre: Modern AU, Blind Date AU, Side Wangxian
Summary:
“You set me up with a serial killer!” Nie Mingjue hisses as soon as he hears it pick up. His grip on the phone is so tight that it creaks. "You set me up with someone who yells at the valet and does not tip the waiter. If I get murdered and dismembered tonight - and I could, A-sang, do you hear me? I could, because their family is probably not above murdering and dismembering and his father is still baying for my blood - I will come back as a fierce ghost and spend the rest of my miserable afterlife haunting you!”
The silence after his tirade lasts long enough that Nie Mingjue rips the phone away from his ear to frown at it. Was his brother ignoring him?
“HUIASA - ”
“Hello?” a voice says over the phone, and it is most assuredly not his brother’s.
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rewrite what's gone already
Author: belle_abroad
Length: Oneshot, 6.5k Words (Completed)
Rating: M
Genre: Modern AU, Bookstore AU
Summary:
on a rainy morning wei ying, debut novelist, ducks into lan zhan's bookstore, the quiet room, and never leaves. (lan zhan's heart. he leaves the store, a couple of times.)
contains very specific knowledge about the book industry because lol I sold books for ten years
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a sword for a tongue
Author: martyrsdaughter
Length: Oneshot, 6.5k Words (Completed)
Rating: M
Genre: Modern AU, Teacher AU, Cultivators AU, Established Relationship
Summary:
Esteemed cultivation professor Lan Wangji demonstrates how to deal with demons.
He does not recommend marrying them as a general rule, but it's worked out well for him so far.
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Wei Wuxian’s Very Hot Very Not His Wife Secretary
Author: silverclaw
Length: 2 Chapters, 6.5k Words (Completed)
Rating: Teen+
Genre: Modern AU, Office AU, Crack
Summary:
“Hey, did you see the CEO’s new secretary yet?”
“I did, he’s hot. I think at least four people dropped their morning coffee when he passed by my department. It was great!”
“Everyone knows that. The question is who has the hots for the hot secretary.”
“Who else but the one he works closest to?”
“You can’t be serious. Senior Wei just got married four months ago!”
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Deconstruct
Author: flowercity (FaoriE)
Length: Oneshot, 11.5k Words (Completed)
Rating: Teen+
Genre: Soulmates AU, Canon Divergence, Angst
Summary:
At the other side of their bond there is a person waiting for him; a boy with a sunny personality and a penchant for mischief, the personification of everything the Lan sect abhors. Lan Wangji learns from early on that nothing good can come out of this, but it seems like Wei Ying is an expert in subverting everything he knows.
A soulmate AU where what you write in yourself appears on your soulmate’s skin.
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Ticket to Ride
Author: mistresscurvy
Length: Oneshot, 18.5k Words (Completed)
Rating: M
Genre: Modern AU, Social Media AU (do dating apps count?), Strangers to Lovers
Summary:
After one final look at the profile photo, Lan Zhan closed Grindr.
"Not even a flame?"
Startled, Lan Zhan turned to his left.
"I know not everyone wants to start chatting right off the bat, but you spent long enough looking at my face," said the man from the app, who was sitting at the bar.
Or: Lan Zhan gets stranded at the airport, decides to scroll through Grindr, and meets someone new.
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Note: I absolutely A D O R E D this one
in defense of fools
Author: pumpkinpaix
Length: Oneshot, 2k Words (Completed)
Rating: Teen+
Genre: Modern AU, College AU, Crack
Summary:
bad at dating: we took each other’s underwear from the laundromat dorm laundry room by mistake(?)
He blinks and sets down the shirt to reach for the corner of red sticking out amidst all the white.
He finds himself holding a pair of bright red briefs that definitely do not belong to him.
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