Danielle's Blog

21, Manchester, Rainy England.

[gif-tv]

[newcrunchyp0rnflakes]

Well… the rains gotta stop somewhere

[mxmoony]

Oh my god, someone has footage of it! I remember one time my dad, lil brother, and I were leaving a Ryan’s. We were waiting for a chance to hop onto the road and in the distance we just saw everything turn grey. We saw it come closer and closer and come to find out it was rain! It was just a wall of rain - the end of the rain, really. I’ve never seen it again, but it’s so cool to see footage of the edge of rain!

[tianixa]

This happened when I was a little kid. It was raining in the back yard, so I went inside. I looked out front and it was dry, so I went out and played in the front yard instead. Haha

[micdotcom]

Sportscaster Dale Hansen defends student wrestler Mack Beggs and takes a stand against transphobia

[ruinedchildhood]

Only once more individuals who work within News & Media begin to standup, no one will give anyone a chance. Sometimes all it takes is understanding or the willing to understand.

[itdoesabitthough]

[stfueverything-deactivated20230]

always reblog

[misandry-mermaid]

Relevant

[yourstoryisnoteverover-deactiva]

She just looks so stressed and I can imagine why.

[ruinedchildhood]

Batman is me whenever someone forces me to go to a party

[ruinedchildhood]

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

[tramampoline]

its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies

[catparazzi]

at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes

[awfullydull-deactivated20170619]

FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.

[madsciences]

^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent

[ghostoftwentysomethingspast]

WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!

[legallynonbinary]

Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)

Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.

[legallynonbinary]

I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.

[polar-academia-deactivated20230]

I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one

[deppsydoodle-blog]

why is peter pan always flying?

[deppsydoodle-blog]

he neverlands

[addictedtopunsandpizza]

I love this joke because it never grows old

[choc-o-late-deactivated20150517]

It has a nice hook.

[i-only-work-in-black-blog]

It ticks to its own rhythm

[lavender-blue-deactivated201606]

I don’t get it. I’m lost, boys.

[cybergata]

[erinndoyle]

CHILDHOOD 

[chickquiustheclarinetist-deacti]

THE THINGS

[moyashigoblin]

My brother’s carpet is still that wee road thing.

[blahblahlakdf-deactivated202206]

BLESS THIS POST SO MUCH. KID PIX. I WAS TRYING TO REMEMBER THE NAME OF THAT THE OTHER DAY AND COULD NOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME FIGURE IT OUT. IN PRESCHOOL THAT’S ALL I DID. PLAY ON KID PIX. LOL

[chadleymacguff]

[thetalkingleadstotouching]

I’m walking everywhere like this from now on.

[ruinedchildhood]

“We were mutuals..”

[just-shower-thoughts]

I think you’re officially an adult when you watch Batman with your kids and fantasize more about Bruce Wayne’s life than being Batman.

[teenagesophiebennett-deactivate]

you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it

[gameraboy]

Peanuts, November 1, 1950

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

[ultraswam]

A real ride or die.

[crimsondragon89-deactivated2017]

She went for his life. She went for his God damn family Seven Generations down. She went hard.

[100493503004422]

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

[hummingbird-hooligan]

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

[100493503004422]

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

[hummingbird-hooligan]

Wow holy shit guys, it’s been approximately 5 years and I’m drunk enough to not regret finally acknowledging this Surprise surprise, I was that kid I know the above is the most cringy 14 year old thing to say, but hot damn y'all I was a child and I had just found an online community of people where being a fucking nerd was “hella cool” and oh my god I was having a blast, and with my new fragile self confidence I decided to say “no I don’t regret what I’m doing/what I like right now at this moment because I don’t hate myself and that’s pretty neat!” And y'all remember 2012-2013 tumblr that shit was absolutely cringy, I was just repeating phrases I’d heard. But then, it got turned into a “laugh at the child” and then I got dozens upon dozens of hate messages and my confidence about literally everything got shattered I had messages telling me to kill myself and messages calling me a snowflake and an idiot and a c*nt and all those other words that are meant to hurt you. Even years after I changed my URL, I’d get a sinking pit in my stomach whenever I’d see this post go around again because I knew I’d get those three or four snide anons asking “so do you regret it?” And yes I absolutely do, fuck off So yeah, I was a stupid tumblr kid and probably shouldn’t have commented But I didn’t deserve the onslaught of hateful messages So now y'all know, it’s me Surprise, or whatever

[100493503004422]

hello! I’m sorry for dragging you through the mud in the first place. seventeen-year-old me was not as evolved as she thought, which I’m sure is a surprise to no one. there were absolutely tons of comments exactly like yours, but it got singled out just because I was going through a sarcastically-responds-to-comments phase and I happened to see it. I’ve heard people use this post as an example of how young teens are stupid & don’t know anything, and I’m sorry that you became the poster child of that patronizing and invalidating idea. 

sidenote, who the FUCK calls a 14 yr old a c*nt & tells them to kill themselves??

[hummingbird-hooligan]

Thank you for commenting, op <3 I really don’t blame you at all for what you said, I want to call out my 14 year old self just as badly lmao But I really appreciate the overwhelming positive response to this I’d hope we can sort of grow as a community from this, but I won’t get my hopes up lol

[illogical-bullshit]

Holy shit this went so much better than I expected.

[thebigcatblog]

A 22-month-old female scaredy cat tiger appeared to get the shock of her young life when she encountered a dead leaf floating on a pool of water in the Bandhavgarh National Park, India. Clearly unusure about just what was approaching her, the partially submerged youngster’s tail shot up in the air and with teeth bared she let out her most fearsome growl - all in an effort to scare the humble leaf away.

Picture: HERMANN BREHM / NPL / Rex Features

[watsoniananatomy-deactivated201]

I CAN’T BREATHE

[renderiot]

OMFG I AM DYING!

this is like the happiest thing I have encountered in a while

[natrenwal]

they should form a support group. 

[weavemama]

BLESS THIS RESTAURANT