evan peters in “the little mermaid by sofia coppola” - funny or die

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@danny-booth
evan peters in “the little mermaid by sofia coppola” - funny or die
text → A
Addison: i think it's time to abORT MISSION
Danny: EXACTLY !!!!!
DANIEL CARSON BOOTH AS TIMON (LION KING)
text → princess j
Jacinta: the writers didn't give the ppl what they wanted
Jacinta: alright I'll see you soon
Danny: they did, but then yanked it away.
Danny: see yeah
text → princess j
Jacinta: probably, spin offs always are
Jacinta: and then she ended up with ted which made no sense
Jacinta: do you need me to bring anything?
Danny: good point.
Danny: yeah like no good friend would marry the guy that he knew his best friend was in love with.
Danny: no, i think your good.
|| open
it wasn’t that often that she spotted someone from the condos in the midst of the new york subway. pulling her earphones from her ears, she looked over at the other and smiled. ❛ i didn’t know the like of you took the subway. ❜
“Uh.. Yeah? Am I not aloud to?” Danny asked as he finally recognized who he was speaking to. Most of the time weird girls tried to talk to him so he just ignored them, hoping they’d shut up. But he could tell he knew Mikah already, but it had just clicked she was from the condos.
text → princess j
Jacinta: it's just weird all together
Jacinta: yeah it's gonna be call how i met your father with some new chick and nothing to do with the himym cast
Jacinta: robin and barney were the ultimate relationship
Jacinta: okay nvm... i'll come over soon
Danny: agreed, really weird.
Danny: that is going to be terrible and is trash.
Danny: they really were, they were the otp.
Danny: okay cool.
text → princess j
Jacinta: NO :( BUT I REALLY LIKE THEM
Jacinta: getting married at an old age is fun and getting married young is weird and marriage is weird too
Jacinta: they're trying to make a spinoff i've heard
Jacinta: BABY DON'T HURT ME NO MOREEEE
Jacinta: that didn't help right?
Jacinta: yeah but they're bad ass
Jacinta: you did nvm me
Danny: TOO BAD
Danny: i don't know how i feel about getting married. if i were to get married i'd elope or something.
Danny: a spinoff how? like about barney & robin's marriage because that would be a pretty good show.
Danny: gosh just nvm jacinta
Danny: are you coming here, or am i going to you btw?
text → aria(na grande)
Aria: yep!!! there have been ten ppl murdered by ghosts in the hamptons
Aria: 10/10 agree
Danny: holy shit.
In that case, sounds like we’re going to have a lot more fun than I previously expected.
Do you have an idea then, new guy?
Woah, buddy. Hate me all you want but the truth has done nothing to you. Besides discrediting string cheese.
Have you had it before?
text → ariel triton
Ariel: Cool, man
Ariel: does that mean we get to pull some Ghost Adventures kind of shit.
Ariel: cuz like if that's the case i call dibs on being like Zack.
Ariel: you can just be the dude who holds the camera.
Danny: IT'S NOT COOL
Danny: WE COULD DIE FROM THESE GHOSTS
What do you mean they have some talent, dude? I mean like if that talent includes making bank on the most basic reality tv show or like marketing the shit out of themselves, but like still. We could do that mess like easy money. I mean like but let’s be real we could contribute so much cooler to society like Sam Smith. Or like Lorde or even like Lana Del Rey. Come on, man. I think we could do so much cooler in government though. Could you imagine if like I was a republican though? I mean that would be pretty ironic. But still you’re face has everything to do with it. The American people like having a face that looks trust worthy making all the decision for them. I think that’s like basic government strategy 101. I feel like we’d be kicked out of office like day one cuz we wouldn’t take that seriously for shit. It’s honestly just been like a huge dream of mine to roll down the hallways of the white house in a wheely chair. Like if I’m gonna have the ultimate desk job I might as well have the ultimate set of fuck around goals, you know what I mean? You think you can down? I mean like yeah. How the hell else am I expected to get off cuz we all know you’re not gonna be doing it for me.
Making bank on nothing is their talent. Well if we can do it then we need to get on that because I’m in need of a little cash. Of course we could, I’m telling you if we just market our ideas in the form of songs, sex appeal, and possibly movies and TV commercials we’d be selling everything. Being in the government but also being a low-key stoner-hippie would be killer. I could imagine it to be honest. It would be funny because republicans are like against everything people would expect you to be for. I still don’t see what my face has to do with anything. I mean I don’t really see how my face has a trustworthy look to it. Does it have like an invisible sticker that says “you can trust me, honestly”. Oh well, if they kick me out I’ll just protest wrongful termination. We could do that for sure, ‘cause I love wheely chairs. Yeah, I get you fuck around goals are how america runs smoothly. Whatever, so how’s the Hamptons been going for you?
text → aria(na grande)
Aria: ghost hunters confirm it is
Danny: did they really confirm it ???
text → princess j
Jacinta: I SPELT HONOUR THE BRITISH/CANADIAN WAY LOSER
Jacinta: i do, but when we're fifty we'll get married and have himym theme wedding
Jacinta: 8/10 would maybe bang again... kidding
Jacinta: yeah true i think it's those siren mermaids you gotta watch out for
Jacinta: DID YOU JUST NVM LIKE I DID TO YOU?
Danny: ARE YOU CANADIAN?
Danny: fifty, we'll get married before then. unless we get married & divorced/widowed before we get married.
Danny: yes himym is the best show ever.
Danny: you hurt me jacinta suez
Danny: siren mermaids are kind of scary yknow?
Danny: DID I NVM YOU? I DON'T REMEMBER?
bad // the cab
Don’t hate me, hate the truth.
I hate you and the truth.