@jostenfights: @dannymcbabe listen it is a very accurate comparison alright
@dannymcbabe: @jostenfights best description i've ever heard of anything ever. #meltedpugnoodle
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@jostenfights: @dannymcbabe listen it is a very accurate comparison alright
@dannymcbabe: @jostenfights best description i've ever heard of anything ever. #meltedpugnoodle
@jostenfights: Do you ever meet someone that your friends think are attractive and die because they ugly as fuck??
@jostenfights: like this boy looks like a melted poolnoodle and a pug had a love child
@jostenfights: I'm seriously worried about their taste now
@dannymcbabe: @jostenfights im literally in tears imagining a melted pool noodle and a pug having sex hahahaha
“Please tell me you have some candy on you, I’m craving gummys but I will literally take anything you have.”
“Have I ever not had candy on me when you needed it?” Danny smirked and pointed to the glove compartment as he drove. “Take your pick, there’s like three kinds in there.”
@willarts: I just saw a woman skateboarding down the street in high heels doing her hair
@willarts: I feel so unworthy rn compared to her
@dannymcbabe: @willarts that is really impressive because i can barely skateboard and do my hair in sneakers.
@aideniswright: @dannymcbabe IVE ALREADY TAKEN HER TO THE VET IM SORRY
@dannymcbabe: @aideniswright i really wanna be mad but, thats a nice thing to do, so...i guess good job.
@dannymcbabe: @aideniswright but also fuck u man
“Well, I think that just about answers my question, which was: are you functioning right now? You look like you’re about topple over. Granted, I feel like I could ask you for a twenty right now, and you’d be down for it. Fuck these lingering morals.”
“Sorry, I’m being so rude. I should have just gone home.” Danny yawned and rubbed at his face. “I never really thought being an adult was gonna be this exhausting ya know?” He smiled and shook his head. “I really appreciate you not ripping me off dude.”
“Nah, it’s not an money invoice so I wouldn’t worry about it. It’s basically saying I did my job and then below it states what I did.” She explained, taking the papers and ripping off the pink paper, sliding it over to him and circling it with the pen. “It’s also kind of a receipt, so if it isn’t completely fixed just give us a call and I’ll come back out and see what’s wrong.”
He took the page and glanced at it momentarily before looking up at the girl with a small smile. “You know, you really don’t look like the kind of person you expect to see working IT.” Danny laughed softly, folding the paper up and shoving it in his pocket.
“Gee, thanks,” she said sarcastically and cleared her throat. “Back of the fridge, there’s one of those boxed milks, I kept it in there for emergencies. What has you so cranky today?”
“I’m just tired.” He shrugged, finding the milk and pouring some over his cereal. “Between work and school, I feel like I haven’t seen my friends or my girlfriend in so long. And forget sleep, that’s totally out of the question if I want any semblance of a social life.”
@aideniswright: So... an elderly lady just brought puppies to the hospital because she thought it was a veterinary office 🙃
@dannymcbabe: @aideniswright please stall that woman, I AM ON MY WAY.
Layla pouted at Danny and sighed. “It’s fine, I was only going to ask if you knew what Zach’s favorite take out place is, I’m trying to surprise him tonight.”
He nodded and rubbed a hand over his face. “Yeah, sorry Lay I’m just a mess right now.” Danny offered with a slight pause as he thought about the question. “It’s that little place on the corner of Truman and Twelfth Avenue.”
“You’re totally fine, I just need you to sign off on the invoice.” She replied, typing a few things into her computer before detaching the cables and rolling them up, sliding the clipboard towards him.
Danny took the clipboard and signed his name at the bottom of the page before handing it back. “What did I just sign for? I guess I should have read it first huh?”
“Yes!” Alina spun around doing a happy dance as she clutched the piece of paper to her chest. “I did it, I am no longer Holden’s apprentice bitch!” Stopping, they noticed someone and gave a sheepish grin. “Sorry, that sounded really bad didn’t it?”
“I mean...I’ve heard you say weirder shit so...” Danny shrugged and stepped past her into the kitchen, grabbing a bowl from the cabinet before dumping some cereal into it and opening the fridge. “Oh for fuck’s sake are we seriously out of milk again?”
“Hey, at least it’s a suitable nickname for me,” Evan grinned just slightly at him before sighing. “I am kidding, I’ve never killed a person, don’t worry. Okay, confusing how though? Like do you want to do something else or?”
“You’re the worst.” He said matter of factly, shaking his head. “Well to be fair, you seem pretty insane so I don’t really think its out of the question for me to assume you may have killed a man before.” Danny offered, still not sure if he believed them or not. “I dont know. I’ve been taking a class this summer and the whole time all I could think was that I can’t picture myself doing this. It’s what I’ve always wanted to do and now that it’s starting to come into the picture, I’m just not sure anymore.”
Let The Right One In | Danny & Helena
Helena would have argued about that but she knew he was right. She did. Fancy dates were alright once in a while, but it was true that she was more of the type that didn’t really get the whole thing that girls talked about going fancy places and doing really pricy things. Maybe it was because of how she lived on the streets for a while there, who knows.
“I believe I had you when you were trying to not look down my bikini top that first day. Baby, you’re the one stuck with me, not the other way around,” she smirked as the car rolled to a stop and she leaned forward enough to kiss her friends cheek and slip him some money that she pulled out of her bra. “Go have fun, but not too much fun. I find out you took some random twink home and I’m going to kick your ass.” She looked to Danny and then motioned him. “Our date awaits. I’m just hoping this place is as good as people make it out to be.” Lord help her for trusting reviews. “If we don’t like anything on the menu? There’s a great pizza place down the street we can ditch this place for.”
Daniel got out of the car and slipped his hand quickly into Helena’s, lacing their fingers as they headed for the restaurant door. “I’m still totally impressed that you planned all this yourself.” He held open the door to let the lady in before following her into the building and glancing around. The place was nice, not so fancy that he felt uncomfortable, but enough that he was glad he’d put that tie on after all. He didn’t even think he could have planned something this nice himself.
Once they were seated Danny leaned forward across the table and kissed his girl affectionately before leaning back and smiling at her. “Would it freak you out if I told you that I’m like...way past the point of just liking you a lot?” He asked, the question lingering in the air between them.
“Raincloud huh? Guess I can tolerate that nickname,” tilting their head, they squinted at him. “You’re going to school to become a teacher aren’t you? You’re going to change kid’s lives or some shit like that? Unless your contemplating what you’re doing with your relationship then I’m deffo the wrong person to be talking to about that cause my go to answer is dump them or kill them.”
“You are always raining on my parade. So yes. Raincloud.” Danny explained, shaking his head and rubbing at his face. “I’m gonna go ahead and assume you’re joking about killing people and please, for the love of god, just let me believe that.” He frowned, glancing over at Evan. “I don’t know. I thought I knew what I wanted to do with my life and now everything feels so...confusing.”
“Here’s the thing, I wasn’t listening at all until I realized you were asking me a question. I’m sorry, I’m just really fucking exhausted. I’ve been working ten hour days all week and I seriously barely even know where I am right now.”