secret relationship starters
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âI am not ready for them to find out about us!â
âItâs cool, [name] promised to cover for me.â
âMy roommateâs out of town. Want to stay the weekend?â
âWeâve got to stop being so careless.â
âLook, if we get found out, I could get fired!â
âItâs hard to believe you actually care about me when youâre so hellbent on keeping this from all your friends.â
âI canât tell them! Do you have any idea how theyâd react?â
âJesus, with all this sneaking around, itâs like being closeted all over again.â
âWe have to tell them sooner or later.â
âLetâs tell them the truth. Tonight.â
âIâm only dating [name] as a cover. Youâre still my baby.â
â[Name] agreed to âdateâ me until weâre ready to tell everyone.â
âAre you ashamed of me?â
âI spent two hours hiding underneath your bed until they left!â
âShit! Someoneâs coming! Get in the closet, get in the closet!â
âLetâs just tell them! Whatâs the worst that could happen?â
âNo one can know about us.â
âLetâs just keep this between us for now, okay?â
âPeople wouldnât like it if they knew, you know that.â
âIâm not ashamed of you, Iâm just not ready to tell anyone yet.â
âYou still havenât told your parents about us? But you promised!â
âItâs kind of fun, having a secret.â
âLetâs go out of town. Somewhere where nobody knows us.â
âYeah, so⌠I may have accidentally told [name] about usâŚâ
âI donât care what you do, just get [name] to promise to keep quiet. Pay them if you have to.â
âIâm tired of being your dirty little secret!â
âOnce I break up with [name], then we tell people.â
âBut youâre going to divorce them soon, right?â
âThis isnât a relationship! Relationships donât involve one party climbing down a fire escape because the other is too ashamed to admit theyâre dating them!â
âOkay, fine, but can I at least tell [name]?â
âIf I donât tell someone, Iâm going to go crazy!â
âShhh, be quiet. Remember, someoneâs still downstairsâŚâ
âFuck it. Letâs get a motel.â
âEither weâre open about this, or Iâm ending it.â
âWhen I said I liked you, I didnât expect to be sneaking around all the time.â
âI canât do this anymore.â
âWhy havenât you told your friends about me? Is it because Iâm not as well-off as you are?â
âThis was fun at first, but the noveltyâs worn off.â
âIt just feels really shitty, to be the secret boyfriend/girlfriend.â
âLook, either we date secretly, or we donât date at all.â
âIâm not supposed to be dating, period!â
âIf my parents found out about us, theyâd go ballistic.â
âJust one more year until Iâm out from under their roof and I can date whoever the hell I want.â
âDating in secret never works out.â
âWhere are we even supposed to go for our dates?â
âJust once, Iâd like us to go on a date that didnât end in us having to get a motel room out of town because we donât want to get caught.â