a messy kitchen

[dannycookies-kitchen]

You mean to tell me we could have gotten names like "Android Megaman" or "Android Clank"

and we instead got Android fucking Vanilla Ice Cream???

[dannycookies-kitchen]

You ever see an ungodly old snack on the internet and think "this was probably some goober's favorite food and they have a petition up to bring it back"

[clockheartedcrocodile]

It's time. There's no one left. You have to pilot the mech now.

Our nerves are threaded together. My nose bleeds when I think.

This mech is one of many, and I am one of many pilots. Unremarkable.

The neural load is too much for one pilot. I require a copilot. A partner.

I am floating in the cockpit like an embryo. My lungs are full of fluid.

I am not a human being any longer. I want to pilot my body again.

This is my father's mech. One day, I know I will die in it.

I buckle in and flip the switches. Somewhere, I hear distant metal groaning.

This mech retains the memories of everyone who came before me. They hate me.

The soft floor bleeds under my boots. This living thing yeilds to my command.

No one knows who made this machine, or why. No one but me.

It's bio-organic. Our veins bleed into each other. I'm a part of it, now.

Only the best and brightest become pilots. The rest become the fuel.

Voting ended onNov 23, 2023

[dannycookies-kitchen]

The ending to Mega Man 8-Bit Deathmatch summarized in a single poll.

[dannycookies-kitchen]

I love how Dark Man 4 is supposed to be the strongest one and yet he's the easiest to beat

[dannycookies-kitchen]

thanks @samsungmobile for making your Fold Edition S pens only *erase* things on the Galaxy S23 Ultra

I needed a new S Pen because my giant hands can't comfortably hold the one in the phone and this one plumb doesn't work q-q

[dannycookies-kitchen]

I love how Spirit Halloween's store locator tells you what each store used to be so it's like a graveyard of failed business locations

[dannycookies-kitchen]

apparently edible glitter exists and I have never been so nonplussed in my entire life

[dannycookies-kitchen]

new side blog

created a new side blog for when I want to post something that isn't art or the like

this is purely for life/random stuff. my main blog which I post all my ocs and art to can be found here:

a cookie that makes cookies

plus characters, perlers and other silly things nsfw accounts get blocked, no exceptions