[slimetony]

in 2017 we’re replacing our cerebrospinal fluid with sierra mist

[c3po]

no idea what this means

[slimetony]

lemon lime spine

[unpretty]

i can’t believe it’s been seven years since we all went to Ｔｈｅ Ｃｏｌｏｓｓａｌ Ｐｉｌｌａｒ ｏｆ Ｗａｓｐ Ｅｇｇｓ

[kmarx]

[tredlocity]

the future

[tumblunni]

avoid airport baggage confusion by creating a whole new kind of confusion

[lilcontinent-deactivated2015070]

[bootdrop]

tutorial

brush him

[owomon]

thank u… i learned a lot..

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

the CDC right now

[suffuse]

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

[cherenkovs]

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad

[pyreo]

What does happen if you die in DnD? Do you just… stop coming to the sessions?

[maximum-overboner]

you die in real life.

[andisupreme]

#the dm takes you out the back and shoots you like a lame horse

[cinnaluna]

brain: sad

me: wait what why? everything is fine right n-

brain: sad and gUILTY

[pukicho]

The year is 9

Some motherfucker be touching cow tits, and oh boy, he’s about to invent cereal

[pollofrita]

……. I beg your pardon

[pukicho]

Beg

[catchymemes]

[caprinaesprout]

@spadesplack

[keeshasmiths-deactivated2020040]

I love “asdgjfhdkjnb” and “JFKJDHSGKJHDHS” culture

[eatyourfacecat-deactivated20250]

you know what? the years really do start coming and they really don’t stop coming

[deathmoth-deactivated20181229]

Perks of dating me: we can nap constantly

[mydruggedthoughts]

[jncos]

There’s no rule against having Bugs Bunny as your fursona but he is an extremely powerful being and most people who attempt to harness his energy end up as a burned out husk within a fursuit