˗ˏˋmollyˎˊ˗

they say death is inevitable but im pretty sure they meant love because I cant help falling in love with you

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

me, when literally anything happens: maybe it’s a sign 

[yixying]

… i wrote ‘naruto selection’ instead of ‘natural selection’ on my biology homework.

[shibbpost]

What the fuck is a gender

[streetkit]

It’s a purple ghost pokemon that evolves from Haunter

[phulge]

[amazingdan]

in starbucks with dan

[plantboy-lester]

DAN

[pseudophan]

dan!!!! DAN!!!!!!! (from irl.merch’s ig story)

[talkingheadsyoutubecomments]

girl me too

[dnpsuckarchive]

[stickerd]

flower cat fairy 

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

When you breed a white twink and find out he’s a trump supporter so you go in to take your load back.

[frosslasss]

[cut3blogger-deactivated20140319]

“we’re having guests over come downstairs”

[twitterlols]

[bestfriencl-deactivated20140302]

[ameriqan]

my IQ test results were negative

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

listen……. ‘my love’ is literally the strongest and greatest pet name in existence. there is literally nothin better than somone callin you that….. especially when things are soft and quiet and they look at you with utter adoration and whisper “what’s the matter, my love??” or “i hope everything is okay with you, my love” like oh my god?? let me marry you already

[invalidate]

yall ever have to google a question so dumb that u gotta go into incognito mode