Claude Looks Good With His Side Burns Fight Me

I’m just a little worm on a string that feels emotions

[miiyrth]

fire eyed boy

[goofstep]

why’s everyone having sex now don’t we have steven universe to debate

[sugary-sheep]

we need to put every animal in a big pot and boil them

[sugary-sheep]

well if tumblr user homophobia thinks I shouldn't do it!!

[rathayibacter]

so, dogs are good, right? its practically a truism that dogs are good. and then dogshit is bad. so there's a connection there.

horseshit is false, unreliable, and horses are very reliable. bullshit is also false, but carries an additional implication of trickery, while bulls are extremely straightforward and guileless.

so, with the pattern established... what's up with bats? are they particularly sane? is a bat's view of the world more accurate than ours? much to consider.

[brucebocchi]

[tooquirkytolose]

Omg my first NHL hockey game and I just saw a guy take a pounding on the rink

[tooquirkytolose]

I meant like with fists

[tooquirkytolose]

I mean like in a fight

[c3po]

*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready

[rcktpwr]

*hogs squealing*

[dragonpuppies]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled!

Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for I cannot read.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: *sighing, lowers his visage unto his palm*

[theamityelf]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Lo, hast thou learned to read?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: Verily, and to compose as well.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: With haste, then, how is the word “i cup” composed?

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: what ho, I know a sporting jest! What art thou when thou art a peasant and art occupied in a privy?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: I wist not, but certain am I that thou shalt tell me speedily.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Most verily, thou art a peon.

[little-niggah-sugar]

Elizabethan Child: Father, I have not yet broken fast and am filled with pangs of hunger.

Elizabethan Father: Hail, Filled With Pangs Of Hunger! Mine own name is Wybert.

[marzipanandminutiae]

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Alack, I have in my purse but sixty-nine pence.

Elizabethan Scholar 2: Lusty fellow, knowst thou well what such a sum portends!

Elizabethan Scholar 1: I…I have not sufficient to sup on fowl.

[ur-friendly-local-memer]

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Mine name is verily Micheal with a ‘b’, and I hast been afraid of insects mine entire life.

Elizabethan Scholar 2: Cease cease cease. Wither is the bee?

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Thither is a bee?

[classicdaisycalico]

Elizabethan Mother: Come hither son, prithee tell me what layeth in your possession.

Her little Elizabethan son: ‘Tis a blade!!

Mother: NAY, SON

[gaming-all-by-myself]

Here’s my favorite vine meme of all time, gone too soon.

[hoenngarbage]

I take back everything I’ve said about gay for pay porn stars a straight guy just did a private show for me and i think it was the best money i’ve ever spent 

[hoenngarbage]

Me looking at how much the transaction was

[pettydavis]

you really paid a heterosexual……….

[trysomethingdifference-deactiva]

[thundabolt]

Visit Original Link

The entire soundtrack.

All the way through.

[tiktoks-we-like]

[ly0nheart1]

Someone get this girl a TV series.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

anyone else remember Hot Gruntilda from the Banjo-Kazooie game over screen

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

Do Gruntilda’s big titties fill your body with lust? You’d nut in two seconds if you saw her green bust!

[final-fantasy-v-deactivated2019]

hey do you take constructive criticism on your posts

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

No sense in begging for what’s already free! Indulge in Grunty’s pussy and you’ll find pure glee!

[mi0da-deactivated20220425]

this post feels like a nightmare im unable to awake from

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

A virgin can’t be picky when choosing holes for the stuffing. In the words of Inafune, it’s better than nothing!

[badgrapple-deactivated20220614]

I’m legit gonna kill you

Your actually going to die

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

Death comes for us all, but you’ll come even quicker! Five seconds? How pathetic! You’re making me snicker!

[moontouched-moogle]

Tired of losing in Banjo-Kazooie? Drop those pants instead and make my loins gooey!

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

The bear and the bird have caused me such woes. I’ll make them bend over and suck my old toes!

[galaxysyrup]

if i had to read this with my own two eyes then every last one of you who follows me has to suffer too

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

You whine, you whimper, and oh how you suffer, but deep down Grunty knows you just wanna stuff her.

[maxwellelvis]

This post is pain but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t laughing through the crying.

[alephnull47]

[dicesms]

I'm actually a giant Tales nerd and wanted to draw the cast from Tales of Arise... And so far the game is living up to the hype and I'm so happy! xD

[memeuplift]

[389]

Antofagasta de la Sierra - a volcanic field in Argentina

[theehorsepusssy]

[demonicae]

[cocaineyoga]

Happy christmas eve everyone, I sure hope Santa doesn't sneak in my room and fuck me tonight