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𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈 𝙽𝙸𝙲𝙴 ┊┊. 𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈 𝙴𝚅𝙸𝙻

[danshausen]

DONOVAN DANHAUSEN. over 3,000 years old and 6'7". very nice, very evil. often blunt, seemingly sarcastic and motivated by social or financial gain. yet— somehow the best, most endearing and annoying friend you may ever have. collector of many things and will definitely trick you into contributing to said collection. most always the one in "control".

DONOVAN DANHAUSEN. 33 years old and not 6'7". a rather introverted and kindhearted soul, should you ever get the chance to speak. deeply creative and emotional. avid fan of all things horror and metal.

hiatus until 9/25

he maintains kayfabe publicly, including on the dash. only in one-on-one interactions with his closest friends does that persona slip a little~

CONNECTIONS.

will re-add soon.

sideblog to @headbangaa

[danshausen]

EGON it is your birthday. may you have the most wonderful time. danhausen tried very hard to make you a cake. it is very good but perhaps not the best so he promises to buy you many things at the store later to make up for it.

love, danhausen

@allegoethan

[danshausen]

danhausen's inbox is closed forever now thank you.

[danshausen]

you have teeth?? why didn't you say this sooner!! may danhausen have please.

[danshausen]

danhausen's inbox is closed forever now thank you.

[danshausen]

no it does not!! how many have you seen that have teeth. none. hmmm he will think about it.

[danshausen]

danhausen's inbox is closed forever now thank you.

[danshausen]

what about this?? next is a blimp. he may even let you ride in it sometimes. we shall see.

[danshausen]

danhausen's inbox is closed forever now thank you.

[danshausen]

danhausen has his ways. he is very good at tricking everyone into buying him things :) you should come with him to the toy store sometime.

[danshausen]

danhausen's inbox is closed forever now thank you.

[danshausen]

have you tried a spray bottle? supposedly this works well for misbehaving creatures.

[danshausen]

@prxttyrxcky danhausen enjoys a plain wet noodle, why ruin it with seasonings!!

[danshausen]

not true! danhausen knows how to make a wonderful bowl of cereal. he will show you sometime. a cook-off, perhaps.

[danshausen]

danhausen's inbox is closed forever now thank you.

[danshausen]

tell them danhausen sent you, they will know what to do.

[danshausen]

danhausen's inbox is closed forever now thank you.

[danshausen]

you are friends, take his phone away!! menace activity.

[danshausen]

it is clearly a baguette, @rlevine. besides, you are too young to know!!

[danshausen]

it was an accident, he did not mean to read it!

[danshausen]

danhausen's inbox is closed forever now thank you.

[danshausen]

perhaps you can send a letter by pigeon sometime.

[danshausen]

it is clearly a baguette, @rlevine. besides, you are too young to know!!

[danshausen]

oh. yes. danhausen mistakenly read that one before.

[danshausen]

it is clearly a baguette, @rlevine. besides, you are too young to know!!

[danshausen]

what has HOOK done, you were supposed to be innocent!!

[danshausen]

danhausen's inbox is closed forever now thank you.

[danshausen]

TRUE OR FALSE, THOUGH?

false it is all false!!!

[danshausen]

it is clearly a baguette, @rlevine. besides, you are too young to know!!