Slutflop

[vanwizard]

hm. wish i was a rat living in a sewer.

[vanwizard]

[hijerking]

[cashcats]

[castielpoopsarchive-blog]

there is a bird with a mustache

[dsdsfdgd-deactivated20150704]

i dont know how to deal with this information

[babyanimalgifs]

In case u needed something to make ur day better

[collisionchaosarchive-blog-deac]

[meanplastic]

WHO WILL WIN?

[postscribed]

by cute do you mean you wanna frick frack or do you mean I look 12

[guy]

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

once i get sexy im done with this funny shit no more jokes no more personality just sexy

[writersshock-deactivated]

I’m writing my novel in fifth person, so every sentence starts with “I heard from this guy who told somebody...”

[autumngracy]

[lubricates]

I REMEMBER THIS LINE HAHAHAHAH

[catchymemes]

Terrible maps

[artistwhatdrawsonaphoner-deacti]

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

[pope-goodvibes]

middle aged facebook women be like I hope they have WINE in prison because i just ran over 2 kids while on a coke bender

[pope-goodvibes]

MENopause, MENstruation, MANslaughter… all a womans problems start with MEN!!!!!

*pic of minion sipping wine*

[sooske-deactivated20200915]

[trust-me-im-satan]

when people start getting close to your friends

[amyraudenfeldsdonutshirt]

Mr. Worldwide

[stemmegarden]

HE WHAT

[drag-on-dragoon]

i like animals that look like they have information

[intriga-hounds]