tits out for dante

apologetic vergil stan 😔

[badlydrawnvergil]

NO LONGER TAKE COOL BOI POINTS FROM DANTE SINCE HE BE RANCID AND SAY VAPE IS COOL AND THEN BACK STAB AND BE LIKE ACTUALLY THAT WAS A JOKE VAPE NOT COOL RANCID MAN RANCID! I COOL DAD BY SELF I WILL BE COOL DAD FOREVER CHECK OUT COOL HALLOWEEN TURTLE NECK SWEATER I HAVE OBTAINED

[dantecooldraw]

bro... why would you lie about me like that, bro? vaping is just like smoking: cringe and bad! i'd never say that vaping was cool... and i got this cool halloween tank to match with my bro... well.

i guess i don't need it anymore.

[badlydrawnvergil]

VIBE CHECK YALL EVER HEARD OF VAPE? IM SMOKING DEMON FLAVOR BUT ALSO DONT ACTUALLY SMOKE KIDS VAPING IS EXACTLY LIKE SMOKING DONT DO IT

[dantecooldraw]

real shit? you vape? cringe

[dantecooldraw]

do you think vergil heard about that "friday" song down in hell... bc if not, this is gonna be a GREAT birthday present

(dantecooldraw is celebrating @dmcgenweek prompts birthday and musical? if ya squint?)

[dantecooldraw]

Do you have a boyfriend? Asking for a friend

excuse me? you’re asking if i, dante “legendary demon hunter” sonofsparda, have a boyfriend? as if i don’t smash puss all the way to the top. there’s no way anyone could tame a wild tiger like m–

Baaabe… I lost my sunglasses… I can’t go to work without them :((( Can you help me find ‘em??

s-sure, babe…!

(if any of you tell my family then i’ll make sure it’s the last thing you ever do)

[emy-san]

Summer vacation 2 / 3

[dantecooldraw]

WHY BE SO MEAN ALL TIME TO UR VERY COOL OLDER BROTHER ALL TIME ALWAYS?

[dantecooldraw]

went shopping with lady and trish today 😎

[dantecooldraw]

hey everybody its your favorite sparda brother, you can ask anonymous q’s now don’t be fooled by my rockin outfit and sexy hair... i may look like i did in my baby slut years but i’m actually like 40 now 

[lizzart-zardonicz]

Continuing the series with a special guest. The peaceful ruler, dark knight and also hella fashionable Sparda! ✨

[badlydrawnvergil]

NERO AND DANTE RAN OFF KYRIE STARTS DINNER SO I HELP NICO DECIDE TO HAVE FUN AND TAKE PICTURES! FOOL!! SHOULD BE HELP!!! BUT IT FUN KYRIE IS GOOD VERY NICE PERSON MUCH DO LIKE SHE IS VERY GOOD FIND OUT DANTE AND NERO GET BURGERS SO WE EAT SOME AND PUT REST AWAY FOR LATER! FOOLS!!! DANTE IS FOOL! GETTING BURGER LIKE FOOL! FOOLISH!!! COULD HAVE HOME COOKED MEAL!!! FOR FREE!!

[dantecooldraw]

that’s fine i didn’t want to be included anyways it’s not like i like hanging out with you dorks or anything

[dantecooldraw]

im teaching nero how to smash burg like i smash puss

[angel-sephiroth]

Sleepy devil ❤️

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[creepyscritches]

it’s his turn with the sparda brain cell

[dantecooldraw]

psh. as if i'd read a real book. i'm way too cool for that

[badlydrawnvergil]

IS THAT FROM MY WILLIAM BLAKE COLLECTION? DANTE???? IS THAT MINE????

[dantecooldraw]

haha uhh, course not?? i was reading porn dude. looking at pictures of hot naked girls? you seen em? bounce bounce am i right!

dude i think your glasses need to be checked there's no william blake in there and even if there WAS it's totally not yours. don't check your personal library just trust me bro

[badlydrawnvergil]

DANTE................. ONE OF BOOKS IS MISSING................... DANTE

[dantecooldraw]

wasn't me dog! unfreeze those chains that doth make you think i'm the culprit or whatever!

[babydrawnnero]

hi! it’s me baby! i mean nero! anyway it’s baby me nero hello i am here to be baby and kick ass and i’m never out of baby

[dantecooldraw]

hi nero hows it hangin lol? your cool uncle dante is here to teach u how to be a total baller. let's smash that mf'in like button kiddo

[dantecooldraw]

psh. as if i'd read a real book. i'm way too cool for that

[badlydrawnvergil]

IS THAT FROM MY WILLIAM BLAKE COLLECTION? DANTE???? IS THAT MINE????

[dantecooldraw]

haha uhh, course not?? i was reading porn dude. looking at pictures of hot naked girls? you seen em? bounce bounce am i right!

dude i think your glasses need to be checked there's no william blake in there and even if there WAS it's totally not yours. don't check your personal library just trust me bro