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Yooooo I'm redoing this account and all the side blogs! I'm gonna delete posts and clean up shit though so like...yall dont be scared if you follow me and things change.

Since I have 600+ followers here I know some of y'all were following from my littlespace blog so go follow my new one @hollybluponyprincess

#cgl #ddlg #abdl #mdlg #littlespace

IM BACK

I'm not dead. A shit ton has changed for the better. Back in school and working toward my welding certification and a job!

You can find me over on my new blog @owl-cordon-blu

Probably different content from what I used to post here but that's where you can find me!

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gosh but like we spent hundreds of years looking up at the stars and wondering “is there anybody out there” and hoping and guessing and imagining

because we as a species were so lonely and we wanted friends so bad, we wanted to meet other species and we wanted to talk to them and we wanted to learn from them and to stop being the only people in the universe

and we started realizing that things were maybe not going so good for us– we got scared that we were going to blow each other up, we got scared that we were going to break our planet permanently, we got scared that in a hundred years we were all going to be dead and gone and even if there were other people out there, we’d never get to meet them

and then

we built robots?

and we gave them names and we gave them brains made out of silicon and we pretended they were people and we told them hey you wanna go exploring, and of course they did, because we had made them in our own image

and maybe in a hundred years we won’t be around any more, maybe yeah the planet will be a mess and we’ll all be dead, and if other people come from the stars we won’t be around to meet them and say hi! how are you! we’re people, too! you’re not alone any more!, maybe we’ll be gone

but we built robots, who have beat-up hulls and metal brains, and who have names; and if the other people come and say, who were these people? what were they like?

the robots can say, when they made us, they called us discovery; they called us curiosity; they called us explorer; they called us spirit. they must have thought that was important.

and they told us to tell you hello.

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WHOOP

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I really like the idea of an immortal being who loves memes

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‘You’re 1008 years old why are you laughing so hard’

‘My friend, i have been alive countless human lifetimes and seen many things. I have seen the original production of hamlet, seen the king of rock himself perform, even rode horses with the king henry the 8th but i have never seen anything as entertaining as a surreal meme’

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‘Wtf you’re like an ancient vampire and your favourite fucking joke is dat boi are you serious’

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BEGONE

THOT

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FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING UMMUTE.

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This is exactly the GOP tax plan. Give a huge tax cut to the top 1%, and then claim that the “average American family” will get $4,000 break. Guess what? It doesn’t work that way. Know the difference between mean, median, and mode.

“Trickle-down economics” means we get the crumbs from the billionaires [who are buying GOP politicians].

Why don’t the billionaires eat our crumbs?

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I just love the myth of Persephone, i mean the real, original version of it, because it’s not like she got kidnapped, no, this bitch was la-de-da-ing in a meadow and she just happened to find an entrance to the Underworld and she was like “Imma check this out”. And she just wanders into the Underworld and discovers that hey this place ain’t too bad.

Meanwhile Hades is in the background “????? UM??? PRETTY GIRL??? WHY ARE YOU HERE?????? YOU AREN’T DEAD???”

And Persephone (who was originally called Kore just a little fyi) just looked at him and said “I like it here. I’m staying.”

And Hades kinda just went with it, until Demeter started throwing the temper tantrum of the millenium upstairs and Zeus had to intervene because this shit was getting out of hand and its actually his job to be admistrator of justice. Which considering the shit he gets up to is kinda histerical but that’s another story there.

And basically Persephone wasn’t a prisoner or kidnap victim at all she just really loved the Underworld and her (eventual) husband, and the Greeks feared her arguably more than her husband because Hades could be reasoned with but Persephone was the one laying the smack down on sinners, and really, who wouldn’t be at least a little scared of someone who’s name means something along the lines of “the destroyer”

Basically, Persephone is amazing and everbody needs to get on her level

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i think the best part of that myth is that Zeus decided to change Kore’s name to Persephone (basically “the one who brings chaos”) only because she wanted to stay in the underworld and SHE WOULDN’T FUCKING LISTEN then Zeus, all-mighty king of the gods, kinda gives up and goes “fine, but you’re going to visit your mom” “also, I changed your name” “get rekt”

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Also, if I’m not mistaken, Kore means “little girl” so imagine going from that to “chaos bringer”

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I mean, going from little girl to chaos bringer sounds like a p solid deal to me, sign me up.

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This may not be the version of the myth that’s commonly known and taught. But is is the original, from before it was altered to scare Greek/Roman girls into submission. Persephone was a badass bitch.