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Luther ○ they/them (or any neopronouns) ○ 24 ○ fandom hoarder ○ blog contains untagged nsfw ○ I can't reliably tag for triggers so I won't promise to do so

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, passing a car covered in horny thirst-trap anime girl stickers: while I personally find this to be cringe, given the national push for censorship, I must concede that this is technically Praxis.

[whisper-and-tangle]

[tmbgareok]

[sarocasm]

It gets kinda tiring, constantly seeing general aro experiences called "aroace experiences", as though aroaces were the only ones to experience them or – more likely – as though aroaces were the only aros

[filmphotofranz]

[pikaole]

🐟 Seahorses 🐎

[mrsterlingeverything]

Lets let friday get us pregnant and have a baby that lasts the whole weekend

[amateur-climber-pro-shitposter]

Every year The Internet Archive hosts a competion to make art using newly public domain materials, and I've been losing my mind at this submission:

https://archive.org/details/555-milf-tar/

[creatingblackcharacters]

Just a gentle but firm reminder to stop automatically equating gender presentation with emotional state/personality. It- however unintentionally- tilts us back into gender essentialism, and when it comes to Blackness, racism 🙏🏾

[lambofkhalaa]

Based on that one text post I cannot find

[3000s]

cropped the tweet out because idgaf about how it feels to be a sensitive young man but i wanted to look at cute elephant

[3000s]

that sounds insane on its own, sorry

this was the tweet

[spitelesss]

how it feels to live in a world full of evil women

[genericusername37]

How it feels to be a sensitive young lady in a world full of evil women

[kosmogrl]

stop being nosy

[damnhotpocket]

Gema.piano on instagram

Why are all music teachers like this 😭😭😭

[communeist]

THEY ARE

[crematedequally]

when i was 8 i had a very intimidating russian woman as a music teacher- she was both my opera instructor and piano teacher. about a month into piano, she sat me down and said to my mother and i "this child- very beautiful voice, good for singing. i will not allow this child to continue piano. god did not want this child to play an instrument. he told me this in dreams. that is all."

my mom had it written down on a slip so we could remember the exact words because it was so funny. i HATED playing piano and i was definitely not good at it (i did end up having a good 5 years of opera training and ended up being a pretty accomplished choir singer though) and the idea of god sending my incredibly severe and serious russian piano teacher a dream begging her to stop teaching me piano was probably the funniest way it could have gone.

[feldfrog]

Mark Cuban: Your fly is down

Me: Good evening sharks. My invention is pants where that’s okay.

[important-dog-pics]

[kuttithevangu]

The other day a neighbor asked if this toy has a name and I didn’t want to admit that my mother calls it “his carcass”

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[absolutejamer]

i knew exactly what the joke would be just not exactly how the punchline would be delivered