what am i doing with my life?? ? ???

oh hey look it's my blog Emerson-24-they/them-pan/demi-musician-chronically the illest-♋♋♊-anxiety tomato- my lovely gf is @temporalprogrammer 😍😍😍

[wizardpostsdotorg]

hi sorry for ghosting you im being tormented by psychic horrors beyond your wildest comprehensions

[memewhore]

[staffs-secret-blog]

Oh my god I got an email from staff

[staffs-secret-blog]

Yeah okay this is fair

[heathyr]

i’m watching the Our Father documentary on netflix and it does incite rage but im also just so relieved that they are calling it what it is: rape. that was my main problem with the Baby God documentary. it never stated that the doctor was raping people without their knowledge.

also - weird that there’s two documentaries about artificial insemination doctors using their own sperm on their patients. this suggests it happens more often and that is so worrying

[heathyr]

WOW

[equivocations]

flowers in the community garden. watercolor on toned paper~

[thestuffedalligator]

This is mildly blasphemous, but in the Toy Story universe do baby Jesus figurines from nativity sets think they’re actually Jesus, or are they just like. Babies

[thestuffedalligator]

Y’all see the words “This is mildly blasphemous, but” and immediately reblog

[sackboys-moved]

[catchymemes]

[raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon]

[papasmoke]

The rat strikes again

[papasmoke]

"Messed up" is a creative way to describe what they did, another way you could describe it is "Abbot consistently avoided doing maintenance and repair on the factory and instead spent 5 billion on stock buybacks, jeopardizing the health and life of every baby reliant on formula in the US."

[doug-rattmann-appreciation-club]

going antiquing in old aperture anybody want anything

[humanwheatleyslefttoenail]

cave johnson

[catboybeebop]

cave johnson

[o299]

cave johnson

[doug-rattmann-appreciation-club]

you sure you guys don’t want a pen or a nice lamp

[okayysophia]

[paxamericana]

[majortomiscominghome]

[firstofficerkittycat]

au where eberytjings the same but they have to go to five guyd

[becuzitisbitter]

Prison abolition isn’t a solution to interpersonal harm. It’s meant to be a solution for the violence of prisons.

[terminal-burrowing-deactivated2]

Worth pointing out that the violence of prisons is also not a solution to interpersonal harm

[distraughtlesbian]

ok i’ve washed my hair and put on a big t shirt there is no mental illness in this body

[transmechanicus]

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

[vmprblood]

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

[transmechanicus]

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

[voidpants]

tumblr user possiblyfrogking somehow completely unaware of the concept of shift work

[toskarin]

this is an insane way to talk about a predominantly singleplayer/co-op game, to be clear

[horror-horo-hollow]

Microtransactions and subscription based games have completely ruined video game analytics and given journalists even more brain rot than before

[the-most-wonderfulest-thing]

yeah