Friend calls
Me: (mumbling over psych homework) Symptoms, blah blah blah, two weeks, blah blah blah.
Rayna: PReGNacY!??!!
Me: No, Depression.
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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Friend calls
Me: (mumbling over psych homework) Symptoms, blah blah blah, two weeks, blah blah blah.
Rayna: PReGNacY!??!!
Me: No, Depression.
@xxcelestialkittyxx
I just sat in the middle of my living room on the floor for 20 minutes before realizing, “Hey, there’s a couch that I can sit on.” And continued to sit on the floor for 20 more minutes. What does this mean?
If I went to Therapy:
Therapist: So, what do we say when life gets tough?
Me: It do be like that sometimes.
Therapist: No.
A Mistake
There are three types of people when...
Band Director: Okay guys, pick your favourite note and play this rhythm.
Type 1: *Picks an ungodly high note or a super low note.* *there is no in between*
Type 2: *Plays a weird enharmonic note like Eb or G#*
Type 3: *Plays a concert Bb*
All Together: *CRONCHY MESS OF A CHORD!*
Homophobia Analogy
Being a homophobe against gay marriage is like being lactose intolerant and not letting others consume dairy.
Shit My Dad Says
My dad just bought a National Geographic magazine about Jesus and he didn’t look at the price until he got home.
My Dad: Jesus cost me $17.95!
Best Friend Calls
Me and Michayla: *Talking about music*
Me: I can play the ukulele, I can play the saxophone...
Michayla: *Yells* NOO!
Best Friend Calls
Michayla: Love yourself.
Me: What’s there to love in me?
Michayla: Your intestines.
Evi: Je voudrais me connecter à internet.
Me (Who doesn’t know much French): Anana
Calling and then Randomly Speaking French.
Me: Au fromage.
Evi: Qu'en est-il?
Me: Blanc
Nobody:
My “innocent” Friend: OwO the Kinky.
Best Friend calls
Michayla: Oops, that was actually a decent scribble.
Me: oops, my art was good
Best Friend Calls
Me: I’m going to miss the dog.
Michayla: Then steal it.
Me: So I just walk in and go, “Hello Mr. and Mrs. Michayla’s mom. I’m stealing your dog now.”
Best Friend Calls
Michayla: This guy doesn’t have eyelashes.
Me: Sometimes I don’t want eyelashes because they get in the way.
Michayla: *Dies laughing*
Everything looks like a watermelon if you believe hard enough.
Best Friend FaceTime part 2
Friend M: I feel like that only belongs on animals.
Me: Humans are animals.
Friend M: I mean the ones with eight legs.
FaceTime with best friends.
Us: Talking about random shit.
My friend Rayna: Let’s spike the clear Kool-Aid.