Dan Vs But Its Just The Gym Robots

Blog dedicated to the weird one off “antagonists” of dan vs the gym, really just the buff robot clones of the main three. See intro post for more details

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Intro post!

General warning: drawn Gore and disturbing imagery will probably be found on this blog, anything I think deserves a warning will get one.

First off, why? Honestly I don’t know why, but my brain became super fixated on the idea of these things and eventually thought a fuck ton of lore, stories, and whatever into existence, just for them! Eventually I wanted to stop polluting the servers I’m in with constant new robot lore and whatever.

Obviously this is a fandom oriented blog specifically for Dan vs, you might be pretty confused if you don’t know it. Even if you do know it you’ll probably still be confused. Be warned that a lot of this is pure headcanon, and if you disagree with my stuff that’s totally chill and I wish to start no fights.

This is a blog focused around the weirdly muscular robot clones of dan vs main three characters, I know what a mouthful. I refer to said clones as Rdan, Rchris, and Relise, the R standing for “Robot”. I also refer to the telemarketer/the imposter as Ted and sometimes even “Theodore”.

What will this blog be used for? Info-dumping headcanon lore and stories, Art of said lore and stories, general rambling and an ask blog! If you wanna hear about that feel free to follow

information you’ll probably need for this blog:

The three robots come from the same hive-mind but all have mostly free will, as free will as any robot could have

Somehow Ted and Rdan are in a relationship in a ship I call Robocalls (you will be seeing that word a lot)

the robots are mangled in this, it’s easier to tell them apart and it gives them some spice

the robots came from the same shadowy quasi-governmental organization that Elise works for, so they have mad beef with her and her with them

the robots sometimes go by It/its, usually not by choice as others often call them that

the robots can eat, ill explain it in more detail later but they have weird complex mechanisms that allow them to eat and actually extract some energy from it, albeit slowly and not that efficient. The best fuel source for their stomachs is wheat grass! (But they do eat people)

they are incredibly violent things and are incredibly strong and do not hesitate to kill humans, animals however are often always off the table.

Both Dan and Ted are transgender in my head but that rarely comes up and in this context does really matter

The ask box is open! Feel free to ask the characters stuff!

Extra nonsense

I like to compare Ted and Rdan to Ted and Am (I have no mouth and I must scream), I DO NOT ship Ted and Am and I hope nobody does, i just found it really funny that the main character of that book is also named Ted and deals with a mentally ill ai. Similarly other Ai and their human characters may also be referenced but again I usually don’t ship the characters I’m referencing.

@danvsfan humbly requested to be tagged in the first post to follow the blog immediately and shout out to this guy fr 👈😎👈

So with all that out of the way, enjoy the metallic madness!

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robocalls valentines cards because love loses

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They’re so ugly I hate them

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Playlist explanation

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Very normal post

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ROBOCALLS DUMP!!!

here are a ton of robocalls art that i might've posted already but you deserve to see it again GRAAHHAHA

Dear lord have mercy I’m just seeing the compression issues- that would be my bad uuhhmmm

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Robocalls dump + thank you @phvzma for the last image

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Robosex Chronicles- the bite of 87

bro took eating pussy too literally

og post

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Robocalls shipping chart

Teds eyes are off limits due to an incident regarding a miscalculated freaky time move that gave him a double eye infection

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Food I cooked myself that I think should be shared

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YOU SHOULD SELF DESTRUCT NOW!!

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Mmm yes reblogging from my 70 alternative accounts

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Scandalous affair and a pregnancy scare

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@ The reason i decided to make this: Fuck you. You know who you are. (Silly) (I'm being silly) (ily ❤️ ily)

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Yet another shout out to the only robocalls fanart on tumblr that wasn’t made by me, love you sludge

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They make me feel so sane

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canon interaction

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Me and gang drawing robocalls @phasmophobix @rancidsuns @

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