fuck.

Danya. 26. TX. Sagittarius. She'z-always-miserable.org.gov

[unclefather]

this is SO funny I will be passing away

[ruinedchildhood]

[retrogamingblog2]

Super Smash Bros Commercial from 1999

[stream]

AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR (2018) dir. Anthony & Joe Russo

[jakeledgers]

#funniest improvised line ever

Titanic (1997) dir. James Cameron

[fridayiminlovemp3]

[patrik-star]

When you carry all the grocery bags in one trip

[genesect]

[times-chu]

[merrigo]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hungwy]

Its embarrassing to have my mask off now. Thats too intimate. My coworkers don't know me like that

[vergak]

I want to waterboard him

[vergak]

I meant motorboat

[mayothompson]

[unclefather]

yeehaw

[heartbeatemoji]

me, a dumbass, two weeks ago: why is it so cold its literally the month of May like

me now that the heat is Here: 

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[supercomplicatedperson]

[galaxianbitch]

i think about this tiktok literally every day

[freedominthedarkmp3]

One time this man approached me in a bar talking in Spanish. So I assumed he was Spanish and we started speaking, we had a whole ass conversation and at some point he was like. So what part of Spain are you from? And I said well I'm Italian actually. What part of Spain are you from? And he was like. I'm Greek.

[pastelpinkcheeks]

One time I was in Argentina and I was so tired of trying to speak Spanish because I'm not very good at it lmao so I broke into exasperated English and the retail seller girl quickly understood me and engaged me in conversation. We talked for a while, she introduced me to a makeup brand, and then I decided to buy it. While she was packaging the purchase, she asked me if I were from the US or perhaps the UK and I just said "oh no I'm Brazilian hahah" and she looked me straight in the eyes and said, in clear Portuguese, "I'm Brazilian too"

[guerrillatech]

[nekrom]

I know many of these people lol

[whatissleepadream]

They also the same people who have a count down for when a girl turns 18.

[black-is-beautiful18]

Exactly