[throathole]

Chinese food is called takeout because it makes you want to take out your cock

[drops-of-universe]

[sleepycatmama]

One should always have at least 2 craft projects going. That way, when one of them is messed up and misbehaving, you can switch to another, and let the first one sit there and think about what it's done.

[valtsv]

sorry my evil serial killer warehouse doesn't have meat hooks so i'm going to hang you on one of these is that okay

[valtsv]

please stop laughing it's all i have

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Now probably the most comprehensive tutter collection on the internet

[turnways]

[holditdown-dare]

Thought about Vladimir Tod for the first time since 10th grade and I still think he should have ended up with Joss

[bebidocrimes]

[rainbow-burst]

68 days till halloween

[rainbow-burst]

Please.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[amber-acrylic]

[danyogingybabylove]

Thank you so much for my pendulum! I love it 💕 @cottoncandycryptid

If y'all like witchy jewelry I highly recommend my Freinds etsy! @cottoncandycauldren 💖

[tgtgtgtgtgghththt]

[emmikatjohnson]

Scooby Doo taught us that cops don’t do their jobs and it’s up to America’s youth to unmask the greedy old white guys that are terrorizing society.

[owowowowwoowoowow]

[llybian]

Redd, having done nothing yet: I love this island! Everyone's so generous and trusting.

Isabelle, over the loudspeaker: ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS! There is a SHADY-LOOKING fox with a TACKY-ASS boat selling artwork that HASN'T BEEN AUTHENTICATED. DO NOT ENGAGE!

[wyrdhounds]

respect the forest or expect these fists

[jumpedoverthemoon]

Physically I’m here but mentally I’m tending to the strawberry patch outside my forest cottage and listening to the ferns rustling in the cool breeze

[sokerikeiju]