whats up its walnut

i finally achieved something jesus never did (turn 36) she/ella

[whatsupwalnut]

[fuckyeahxfactor-blog]

New 'Bootcamp' boyband.

According to sources a new boyband has been formed at Bootcamp with 5 solo contestants thought to be more promising as a group.

The boyband made up of auditionees: Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik

(Liam being one of this years re-auditonee’s) The boyband are yet unamed.

Previous groups formed at Bootcamp have usually been doomed from the start and although usually making it through to the live shows don’t go much further. Futureproof, Hope and Miss Frank to name the most well known,

[jasper-rolls]

did anything happen with this

[mindllessdreaming]

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

[buggyhuman]

[queergraffiti]

“The future is queer”

Saint Louis, Missouri, USA

[aquariumpacific]

she doesn’t have tentacles, she has trophies ⚽️🐙🏆

[smute]

happy pigeon on the roof saturday

[divorcedwife]

people are always slandering historians for saying reasonable things like "some things that seem romantic to us were platonic in the context of the times", when there's so many evil historians you actually have to look out for. number 1 : the closet royalist

[vnc-deactivated20210107]

looked up celebrities with my sun moon and rising and didn’t recognize anyone so i guess i’m the most famous of us all

[vnc-deactivated20210107]

for those of you curious

[ashlgcostumes]

In a weird way I miss the 2000s. It feels like nobody uses the word wageslave anymore. Instead full time artists on instagram are telling me I should find moral fulfilment from writing work emails

[ashlgcostumes]

“At least you’re doing it for yourself!!!” Actually I don’t want to. I want the same amount of money to work less hours and not write emails. I thought we were all on board on this one I thought we’d agreed the Protestant work ethic was a tool of control

[seaphine]

they injected me with mental illness when i was a baby because they didn't like that i radiated moonlight and had stars inside my eyes. they were jealous of me.

[landmineblogging]

it does get better. & then it gets worse. & then it gets better. & then it gets worse. & then it gets better. & then it gets worse. & then it gets better. & then it gets worse. & then it gets better. & then it gets worse. & then it gets better. & then it gets worse. & then it gets better. & then it gets worse. & then it's fine. & then we go get hoagies.

[grox]

This picture is so holy and gentle to me

[hangsawoman]

on this day in 1953 shirley jackson sent this to an unhappy reader

[dreg-heap]

Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"

[dreg-heap]

French kids would call it "le climot", frustrating language officials who would prefer they call it "machine pour le contrôle du climat froide à l'interieure de l'édifice"

[aniconist]

when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually

[what-even-is-thiss]

You can also find a sunset at a gas station

[thriftedspacesuit]

time to break out my favorite photo I ever took

[powerfulwizard]

Here are some sneaky pride Snufkins! You may use this for whatever you’d like! Happy pride month!!

[kushblazer666]