abiders DNI

DISCLAIMER: the flying opera company is no longer associated with the autumn bloom society. if you're a yellow neck you're a bitch and a coward. 

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what did lao ge do to that old man

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if you commit a crime and it’s funny it should count towards your mandatory community service

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no, your honor, i did not violate the terms of my parole

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if you commit a crime and it’s funny it should count towards your mandatory community service

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rb to slap an air monk's bald head

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i killed a man and i liked it. the taste of my blade is not like chapstick. i killed a man and i liked it. my boyfriend helped me he doesn’t mind it.

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“what led you to a life of crime” well it all started when my mother told me to set myself straight but I was gay. but mostly money if I’m being honest

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sometimes when people find out the avatar is one of us they ask if we 'take from the rich and give to the poor' well kyoshi doesn't pay us so every robbery is like that

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hark got his start by misplacing the contents of the prop table. criminality is a slippery slope. go penguin sliding on it.

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remember that if you’re not getting any roles from your company heads, it’s in everyone’s best interest if you’re cut. some people are simply too tall to be realistically casted, including certain six-year-old children. even if we pretend the performing arts are becoming more accessible to different body types the industry is just simply too cutthroat to account for things like mistyping a casting decision, inauthenticity on part of the directors, or basic parental responsibility.

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do you know how many years a person has to live? it’s around 75 years. we start immortal when we’re babies but as we grow, we live and die. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many years as a baby? what if i could help you