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[malevolent-muse]

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Envious of this character's beauty/intelligence/status, you stir up a potion and create a poison apple. To whom do you give this deadly piece of fruit? (Sherlock Edition)

Sherlock Holmes

Mycroft Holmes

Mrs. Hudson

John Watson

Greg Lestrade

Molly Hooper

James Moriarty

Irene Adler

Voting ended onMar 18, 2025

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[dapetty]

I missed the last poll by @malevolent-muse but here's the latest! Enjoy!

[malevolent-muse]

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In the dead of winter, a group of you are trapped in a museum and all the power is out. Who decides to take a painting off of the wall to use a fuel for a fire? (Sherlock Edition)

John Watson

Mycroft Holmes

Mrs. Hudson

Sherlock Holmes

Irene Adler

James Moriarty

Molly Hooper

Greg Lestrade

Voting ended onFeb 18, 2025

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[dapetty]

Another fun poll from @malevolent-muse!

This is a tough one. I only really saw two choices: Sherlock or Moriarty. Maybe one would light the match and the other would throw the painting into the fire. I could see that happening. 😆

[malevolent-muse]

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You pass out and wake up to find someone giving you mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Who do you absolutely NOT want that person to be? (Sherlock Edition)

Molly Hooper

John Watson

Mycroft Holmes

Greg Lestrade

Mrs. Hudson

Sherlock Holmes

Irene Adler

James Moriarty

Voting ended onFeb 11, 2025

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[dapetty]

Another fun poll from @malevolent-muse!

[malevolent-muse]

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At a New Year’s Eve party, who is most likely to kiss a total stranger on the stroke of midnight? (Sherlock Edition)

Sherlock Holmes

John Watson

Irene Adler

James Moriarty

Molly Hooper

Greg Lestrade

Mrs. Hudson

Mycroft Holmes

Voting ended onFeb 4, 2025

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[malevolent-muse]

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The topic of Santa Claus and his sleigh arises. Surprisingly, one character has only heard of reindeer in the context of Christmas and has no idea that reindeer (aka caribou) are real! Who mistakenly doesn't believe in this very real animal? (Sherlock Edition)

John Watson

Irene Adler

Greg Lestrade

Mrs. Hudson

James Moriarty

Molly Hooper

Sherlock Holmes

Mycroft Holmes

Voting ended onJan 28, 2025

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[dapetty]

Another fun poll from @malevolent-muse!

[malevolent-muse]

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A genie appears and offers to each character a single wish. Which character wishes for dogs to have the ability to talk? (Sherlock Edition)

Greg Lestrade

Mycroft Holmes

Irene Adler

Sherlock Holmes

Molly Hooper

John Watson

James Moriarty

Mrs. Hudson

Voting ended onJan 21, 2025

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[dapetty]

Another fun poll from @malevolent-muse

[malevolent-muse]

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Despite the Olympics having concluded, which character from the show cannot stop talking about the sharp-shooting event? (Sherlock Edition)

Sherlock Holmes

Irene Adler

Mycroft Holmes

Mrs. Hudson

John Watson

Greg Lestrade

Molly Hooper

James Moriarty

Voting ended onJan 7, 2025

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[dapetty]

Another fun Sherlock poll from @malevolent-muse

[malevolent-muse]

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You are a Border/Customs agent. Which character do you catch trying to smuggle in unpasteurized* cheese from France? (Sherlock Edition)

Sherlock Holmes

Irene Adler

Mycroft Holmes

Mrs. Hudson

John Watson

Molly Hooper

Greg Lestrade

James Moriarty

Voting ended onDec 24, 2024

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*It doesn't matter if it is legal in the UK. You still have to declare it!

[dapetty]

Another fun poll from @malevolent-muse!

[oddkittenart]

Sherlock’s finest attire.

Storenvy // Society6 // Deviant Art

[dapetty]

Beautiful

[malevolent-muse]

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You are an ER doctor. A patient comes in who has "slipped" and fallen onto an object that is now lodged in their rectum. Who is that patient? (Sherlock Edition)

Greg Lestrade

Irene Adler

Sherlock Holmes

Molly Hooper

John Watson

Mycroft Holmes

Mrs. Hudson

James Moriarty

Voting ended onNov 5, 2024

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[dapetty]

Hilarious poll from @malevolent-muse

[malevolent-muse]

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You are a teacher and conducting parent-teacher conferences. The parent of your most problematic student walks in. Who is that parent? (Sherlock Edition)

John Watson

Irene Adler

Greg Lestrade

Molly Hooper

Sherlock Holmes

Mrs. Hudson

James Moriarty

Mycroft Holmes

Voting ended onOct 29, 2024

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[dapetty]

Yet another fun quiz from @malevolent-muse!

[malevolent-muse]

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You've contracted a case of lycanthropy (aka you've been turned into a werewolf). Fearful that you'll spread the condition (or worse), you enlist the help of one character to put you out of your misery before the next full moon. Who do you choose? (Sherlock Edition)

Sherlock Holmes

Mycroft Holmes

Mrs. Hudson

Molly Hooper

Greg Lestrade

Irene Adler

James Moriarty

John Watson

Voting ended onOct 22, 2024

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[dapetty]

Great quiz from @malevolent-muse!

[malevolent-muse]

I do not accept Eurus as canon.

I will not be elaborating on this point.

[malevolent-muse]

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You get a chance to slap one character in the face with absolutely no negative repercussions. Who do you choose? (Sherlock Edition)

Sherlock Holmes

John Watson

Molly Hooper

Greg Lestrade

Irene Adler

James Moriarty

Mrs. Hudson

Mycroft Holmes

Voting ended onOct 8, 2024

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[dapetty]

Another Sherlock poll from the fabulous @malevolent-muse!

[malevolent-muse]

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You are in charge of taking all of the characters on a field trip to the zoo. Which character do you have to repeatedly reprimand for speaking out of turn? (Sherlock Edition)

Mycroft Holmes

Irene Adler

James Moriarty

Molly Hooper

Greg Lestrade

Mrs. Hudson

Sherlock Holmes

John Watson

Voting ended onSep 24, 2024

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[dapetty]

Another fun Sherlock poll from @malevolent-muse!

[wilwheaton]

He’s such a pathetic, extremely divorced, creep.

This is the richest person on the planet, who could have and do anything … and this is the sort of thing he does.

Jesus Christ. Grow up, Leon.

[ohhgingersnaps]

opening up my own fanfiction document on my personal laptop to see if the author has updated it yet