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[citricwitch]

Old art I never finished or posted (for obvious reasons)

[element-of-change]

hmm, id say, for obvious reasons, this is fucking perfect as is

[horsesarewild]

Its what he would have wanted

[boyd-stevens]

#killmonger dropping truth bombs on african exploitation

[separatebswithbs]

Listen here you guys:

We know that Persephone lied about her staying with her mother, Demeter, for the week

And that some hope that she went to Hades

But on the OTHER HAND, I also wish that Persephone would go to Hera.

Think about it. Hera is the Goddess of Marriage and Birth.

She seems like a mother figure of some sort to Persephone,

And most importantly,

She knows.

[halbarryislife]

yin and yang (insp.)

[virgils-thundercloud]

The roses have bloomed

The ground is muddy

[skeletonmermaidlife]

the reason why i'm not rewatching it yet

[justlookatthosesausages]

I am not ready for the mood guys

[levrathan]

[wumblr]

there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

[wumblr]

what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

[wumblr]

[goteveryonewatchinus]

My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.

[mcsqu1bb]

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

[mcsqu1bb]

Update:

He found his way into my sister's room.

And my brother is cackling maniacally downstairs.

[mcsqu1bb]

Holy fuck this doll is creepy

[mcsqu1bb]

Another update:

The soft glow of the Christmas tree seems to quell his bloodlust

[thesaltofcarthage]

vote to replace the evil surveillance Elf on the Shelf with Barry the Chrismoose

[annethecatdetective]

Broke: Elf on the Shelf Woke: Moose on the Loose

[missmarthanightingale]

peter’s so worried about living up to tony’s legacy but babe … you hung up on nick fury.  nothing you could possibly do would ever make him prouder than that.

[play-doh-slut]

i’ve had a realization and i’m sure it’s been done before but-

millennial depression:

vs

gen z depression:

[cpunks]

that weird group of teens who were born 1999-2003 all experienced millennial depression around age 12 and then currently experience gen z depression

[moony-mc-monster]

transition from one to the other is considered “getting better”

[dovabunny]

Millenials: Nothing I do will ever really matter *full blown depressive existential crisis on a weekly basis*

GenZ’s: nothing I do will ever really matter lol. shits fucked either way dudes. *dresses like stay-at-home dad and dances to Post Malone*

[the-rice-cat-deactivated2021070]

i dont like the accuracy of this. at all

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[watfordwallflower]

if i had to read this you do too

[quinintheclouds]

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

[theepitomeofamess]

………

[anony-phangirl]

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Tis the season bitches

[theresneverenoughfandoms]

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

[logan-exe]

Why is this on my dash?

[princeanxious]

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

[randomslasher]

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

[pipebomb-malewife-deactivated20]

Tis the season

[basicallyadeadacc]

no it isn’t??

[dragonwolfcrane]

Falalalalalalala

[darthserket]

ITS MARCH WHY IS THIS ON MY DASH

[nyanbi-isnt-here]

SeAsOn’s GrEaSoNs

[everyone-loves-purple]

IT’S FUCKING JULY

[multifandomhumanbeing-deactivat]

ah, so we meet again cursed post-

[fleurdelis-system]

I meeded to see this holy-

[itcamefromthenightosphere117]

IT IS AUGUST 11TH YOU FUCKING BEAVER

[iamsuperduperscrewed-deactivate]

It’s AUGUST 21ST WHY IS THIS HEEEEREEE

[iamsuperduperscrewed-deactivate]

Tis The Season

to be Grinchy

Gr-Gr-Gr-Gr-Gr

Gr-Gr-Gr

GREAT

[papi-chulo-bucky]

[l-the-hope-l-deactivated2020101]

[my-dark-happy-place]

I expected to post about Halloween tonight, not the comeback of the fucking band that literally got me through my teenage years. What the fuck.

[crustyclarinet]

wow. i can’t believe tomorrow is christmas.

[crustyclarinet]

hey fucker. i made this post the day before halloween. you’re not supposed to actually reblog it the day before christmas. it was supposed to be big jokes but now this post has no meaning anymore. i will wipe you off the face of this earth

[odd-lil-duck]

I shall reblog the day after Halloween

[eudaemxn]

2 days before Valentines day

[cass-and-kitt-in-the-tardis]

It’s funny I’m seeing this actually literally 2 days actually before Halloween, lol

[galahadwilder]

Me, trying to figure out when the heck I’m supposed to reblog this

[xgh0stiex]

It’s Halloween bitches

[a-blank-space]

From the bottom of my heart I hope 2020 is a better mental health year for everyone

[lynxofalderaan]

October 21st, 1956

Happy Birthday Carrie Fisher, you're still loved by many and still inspire us.

May the force be with you