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Indie headcanon based Penguin ask and roleplay blog. Influenced by Batman 2022, Gotham, The Batman 2004 and a few assorted comics. Written by Igor. He/Him. 29. 10+ years of experience. Minors DNI.

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Oz, you're so fucking hot when you talk back

“Well, what can I say? My ma didn’t raise no bitch, but she sure did raise a looker!”

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I'm no stranger, Oswald. You, however, are 5'4, which is rather little.

“I’m 5’2”, jackass. If you’re gonna insult me, get it right.”

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Lets get gayer together, then, little birdie

“Hey, who you callin’ little? And who’s you, exactly? I don’t party with strangers!”

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Will you get gayer this month? And if yes, how?

“You’re damn right I am. And I’m gonna do it by just bein’ me, whatever that means to ya.”

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In this house we support gay rights and gay wrongs, amen.

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Happy pride, y’all

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Happy Pride to Gotham's Original Gayngster

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Dis.cord drop for mutuals tho.

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Any of y'all wanna play something? Marvel Rivals / Fortnite / Overwatch?

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Please, lets talk, Oz

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"About what? You not trusting me? You falsely accusing me? You threatening my club?"

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blegh, i'm feeling really depressed and down tonight /:

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Aw you're so cute 😍

"I am not cute!

I'm handsome as hell."

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Oswald is fat, but he isn’t really that heavy; he’s just short.

What I mean to say is that although he is a round boi, he is still quite throwable.

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Don't threaten me with a good time, Mr Penguin

“You sure about that? I don’t think a dip in Gotham Harbor is a fun time when you’re wearin’ cement shoes.”

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Wowza! I'll apply right away then!

Hope to make you reaaaaly proud, Mr Penguin~

“I’m sure you’ll do juuuuust fine. And if not, well, ya know. I’ll drop ya like a sack of bricks.”

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Any of y'all wanna play Rivals for an hour or two? I'm trying to stay up for a bit so I can fix my sleeping schedule lol

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Are you hiring?

“Always. Good help is hard to find these days.”