LOL Impale Hurts!

The Burr that speaks it all. GW2/FFXIV/WoW Rper. Gaymer.

[ebibimanami-deactivated20191123]

THOT! THOT!

OOH, WE GOT IT!

THOT! THOT!

HEY, WE GOT IT!

THOT! THOT!

SAY, WE GOT IT!

THOT CHOCOLATE!

[elnersnor]

W E    G O T    I T

[elcomics]

Ark. Written by Ehud Lavski. Art by Yael Nathan. If you like it, please share.

Contact: [email protected]

[sentimental-apathy]

I’m not crying. You’re crying.

[vesperlionheart]

@thefreckledone

[pillowfort-social]

Tumblr is apparently doing some crazy nonsense again, so it seems like a good time to remind everyone that Pillowfort.io is a new social media platform that aims to give users control of their content and how it’s seen and shared, as well as provide better communication tools to promote conversation and creativity. If this sounds good to you, you can donate $5 to our PayPal and you will receive a registration link the Friday after your donation. And if you decide the site isn’t for you, you can request a refund for up to three weeks after you sign up. (All money we receive through this process is going towards paying our hosting expenses and compensating our programmers.)

[paulthebukkit]

Flipping Guardian Trick-Shot

[theblibbles-deactivated20190101]

[xenablade]

[ampervadasz]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”

[theskoomacat]

Translation:

[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]

Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. [weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [weasel grabs a fish and runs away] Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome. 

[alexasenna]

I’m NEVER going to get tired of watching Russians interact with wildlife

[blackgyro]

i just noticed this bowser alt colour looks like dio

[blackgyro]

[blackgyro]

skldfklsdlfk

[pancakemolybdenum]

hi

[squidward-sword-hd]

J…. Jotario.

[kaity--did]

Okay in my house we have a strange tradition. My mother builds this beautiful Christmas village.

It wraps all around our house through the rooms and under the trees and it’s wonderful.

Every year she hides the Christmas Vampire

This started when I was a very small got child and spread to all of my friends, including my best friend from elementary school who I just so happened to grow up and marry. Now that we have grown up and moved nearly 600 miles away we still always go home for a week at Christmas for multiple reasons, including the Christmas Vampire.

Needless to say we still partake and things have gotten heated.

Stay tuned for the epic conclusion and to see my husband and father in Lin-Manuel Miranda’s sooty costume when I find the Christmas Vampire First!

Happy Haunting!

[kaity--did]

Dad has no fricken clue how to trash talk and I don’t trust him in the slightest.

[kaity--did]

The saga continues. Mom hasnt finished the village yet and it’s starting to get to her….

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dekoi2501post]

[thingsthatintrestme]

@leaf-beard

[leaf-beard-deactivated20200913]

[spanko-the-goon]

Unexpected and welcomed

[xxeptune]

a slow mo video of my rat running

[the-rat-boi-deactivated20230311]

A perfect angel! A sweet baby! Perfect perfect perfect!!

[ratpotatoez]

This was purely majestic 😍🐀

[cary-elwes]

@dailyhudson

[peachy-bunster]

Visit Original Link

[moist-astronaut]

Send help I’ve been laughing for 15 minutes the internet killed my sense of humor

[mildlydisconcertingsparrowhawk]

I was expecting exactly that and was not disappointed

[busty-gumshoe]

I typoed your url just now as busty-gunshow. Same thing tho right?

ur DAMN FUCKIN RIGHT

[busty-gumshoe]

in addendum 

[busty-gumshoe]

some of my favorite tags from this post

[busty-gumshoe]

take it back to the best of the best

[yazzdonut]

still against the new policy but people making post about the nsfw purge with that tf2 gif with medic saying “we all have three days to live” is the funniest thing

[bonanza-7]

[marvelgifs]

[exfoliate]

when the new top in town asks if you can handle his 9 inches but your anus has been dead for years

[flamingomd-deactivated20240122]

jeff shut the fuck up

[brainstatic]

Ben Carson is such a great example of how the concept of raw intelligence doesn’t exist, and that people can have wildly varying types of intelligence. This man is the best brain surgeon in America. Possibly the world. He invented a new way to treat seizures. He separated conjoined twins in a surgery that everyone else said was impossible. And he thinks going to prison makes you gay. He thinks the pyramids were grain silos built by the biblical Joseph.

So maybe you suck at something because in one area you’re Ben Carson The Politician but in another area you might be Ben Carson The Neurosurgeon.

[argumate]

this is tremendously inspiring and utterly horrifying at the same time

[charlesoberonn]

When you spend all your skill points in medicine and have got nothing left for common sense.

[grantairesuggestions]

Liberté, égalité, femme-presenting titté

[beakedwhalesyo]

[liberalsarecool]

Please spread the word that enrollment for health care ends Dec 15. #obamacare

[dejlah]

This can’t be reblogged too much. Even if you’re young and healthy, you still need health insurance. I was hit by a car at 25, and I didn’t have health insurance because I was unemployed. I still deal with aftereffects from having not been able to afford physical therapy, and I’m 62. Get insured.