Hoho! We're the bad guys! (I'm not a bad guy?)

Susie and Lancer RP blog (Don't forget about Toothpaste Boy!) Haha, I would never!

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

Hoho! We've got a Tumbler blog!

Dude. It's Tumblr.

Yes! Tongue Blur!

*snicker*

Welp, I guess I gotta make some rules.

{ooc under cut}

Asks about sex get deleted. These are minors.

No flirting with Lancer. (Exception: other Lancers can flirt with him because that's a running joke within the game itself)

I'm an adult, so if a character flirts with Susie, I'd prefer if an adult ran the blog.

No bigotry.

No real world politics.

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

* Zorro suddenly falls from the sky, landing on his face right in front if Susie and Lancer, he sat up looking surprised before smiling

* "Hi! Do you guys like candy?"

{Takes place outside of the current RP}

Yeah!

*Lancer suddenly turns around.

Hey, Toothpaste Boy! Some guy fell from the sky and offered us candy!

*Ralsei walks towards Zorro.

Oh! Thank you.

Susie, would you like some candy?

Psh... no.

*She does, but won't admit it.

[jynx-fortune]

* "Candy!"

* Everyone got Mysticious Orange Pocket Candy!

* ...

* Including Susie, who previously stated she didn't want anyone

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

Um... thanks, I guess.

Yum yum! Can't wait to eat it!

Thank you.

[jynx-fortune]

* Zorro nodded before pausing, looking around before asking confused

* "I might be... a little out of the loop but... where am I? I have a habit of... dropping into places."

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

*Ralsei begins to explain where they are while Lancer eats his candy

This is Castle Town. It's like an alternate world formed from pure darkness.

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

* Zorro suddenly falls from the sky, landing on his face right in front if Susie and Lancer, he sat up looking surprised before smiling

* "Hi! Do you guys like candy?"

{Takes place outside of the current RP}

Yeah!

*Lancer suddenly turns around.

Hey, Toothpaste Boy! Some guy fell from the sky and offered us candy!

*Ralsei walks towards Zorro.

Oh! Thank you.

Susie, would you like some candy?

Psh... no.

*She does, but won't admit it.

[jynx-fortune]

* "Candy!"

* Everyone got Mysticious Orange Pocket Candy!

* ...

* Including Susie, who previously stated she didn't want anyone

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

Um... thanks, I guess.

Yum yum! Can't wait to eat it!

Thank you.

[another-shadowguy-blog]

Charlie smiles. A playful tune fills the air as she opens her mouth.

[Hello!]

(translated bc you're also a shadowguy lmao)

@charlie-shadowguy

[* 'Oh, hi! Who're you?']

[* its tail wags in excitement at a new person (because you know wolfdog). also there's coughing sounds behind them whats that about]

[charlie-shadowguy-and-friends]

[I'm Charlie.]

*(Charlie hears someone cough behind the other Shadowguy. Probably just Glitch playing a prank or something.)

[Very funny, Glitch.]

*(Charlie then remembers that Glitch isn't with it.)

[another-shadowguy-blog]

[* 'Who're you talking about?']

[* a vibrant green Pippins runs behind him, carrying a purple Pippins. Both Pippinses have visible halos, and the green one has wings tucked at its sides.]

[charlie-shadowguy-and-friends]

[Oh, Glitch is a friend of mine. Who are those?]

*(Charlie's usually-hidden cat ears perk up and turn slightly to the side like a curious but anxious cat's.)

[another-shadowguy-blog]

[* 'The green one is my friend. I helped it around TV World when it first arrived because it was completely unfamiliar. The purple one is it's brother, who's been having a few... issues as of late. Greeny told me that he was vomiting a lot before it found him. Poor guy.']

[charlie-shadowguy-and-friends]

*(Charlie gasps.)

[I'm not the best with helping sick people, but I know someone who is!]

*(Charlie takes out her phone and calls someone.)

🎶🎶🎶?

...

🎵🎼...

...

!

!!!

🎶🎼🎶🎼

???

🎶🎼🎶...

!!!

🎶🎵...

...!

🎶👍!

~~~

(handing this off to another side blog of mine: @dark-jack-and-violent-ax )

[another-shadowguy-blog]

[* He wants to explain that it probably won't work, that the "sickness" is very different from normal Darkner sicknesses and they probably won't know how, but it's voice(?) dies in her throat with a wonky note and they give up.]

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

*Susie's phone rings.

*She picks it up.

*A panicked saxophone plays.

Huh? Is this a prank?

*The saxophone groans annoyedly.

Sorry, I don't speak jazz.

Oh, is that one of those guys with the guns?

*The saxophone trills affirmatively.

Hi, Shadowguy! I'm Lancer!

[Oh! H-hi!]

Wait, you understand Shadowguys?

Mm-hmm!

You said something about a sick Pippins?

[Yep, and I heard that you're friends with the best healer in Castle Town.]

Hm? Oh! I'll bring him over now! Just... where are you?

*The Shadowguy describes the area she's in.

*Lancer hangs up and runs off, forgetting to give Susie her phone back.

Hey, wait–

*Ralsei gives Susie her phone, then he and Lancer head over towards the others.

Are you sure this will work?

You're the best healer in all the Dark Worlds! It has to!

Do you know where we're going?

Nope!

*Ralsei sighs.

[another-shadowguy-blog]

[* They sigh and call the green Pippins over with a loud yell(? is it a yell or is it a really loud note? does it matter? many questions amd no answers).]

[* the Pippins runs over, still carrying the purple one princess(? I guess? Idk why thats the specific way okay don't ask) style.]

what is it

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

*Miraculously, the two of them made it over.

*Lancer smiles at Charlie.

He's here! The best healer in Castle Town! Iiiit's... Ralsei!!!

*Ralsei blushes as he walks towards the pair of Pippinses. His smile drops as he sees the condition the purple Pippins is in.

O-oh dear...

(no, I don't wanna scare them...)

*Ralsei puts on a smile.

Um, w-what's your name?

[another-shadowguy-blog]

...doesn't matter...

He told me people just call him Purple (and by that logic will call me Green) because he doesn't want people to know his real name, so just use that.

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

Purple and Green... that's very cute!

*Ralsei smiles.

Okay, Purple, I'm going to use some healing magic.

*Ralsei cast Heal Prayer!

How do you feel?

[another-shadowguy-blog]

[* ...nothing seems to have happened.]

...still as shitty as before...

[* Kage makes a quiet saxophone sound roughly translating to "yeah, I figured it wouldn't work.]

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

*Ralsei wants to say something about Purple's language, but he knows now's not the time.

Can't you do anything else?

*Ralsei frowns.

I... I'm sorry.

*Lancer gasps. He's about to say something, but Ralsei continues to speak.

There are some things magic can't heal. Lancer, do you remember what happened in the Cyber World?

Yeah. That sucked.

This is like that.

[another-shadowguy-blog]

...yeah sure think about it like that... definitely not something that has to do with our very existances haha whattt...

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

*Ralsei blinks.

Er... what was that last part?

[another-shadowguy-blog]

don't worry about it

[* the two speak at the same time and in almost the same way.]

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

...

[another-shadowguy-blog]

...

can we leave now

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

O-of course!

Bye!

*Ralsei and Lancer leave.

[another-shadowguy-blog]

Charlie smiles. A playful tune fills the air as she opens her mouth.

[Hello!]

(translated bc you're also a shadowguy lmao)

@charlie-shadowguy

[* 'Oh, hi! Who're you?']

[* its tail wags in excitement at a new person (because you know wolfdog). also there's coughing sounds behind them whats that about]

[charlie-shadowguy-and-friends]

[I'm Charlie.]

*(Charlie hears someone cough behind the other Shadowguy. Probably just Glitch playing a prank or something.)

[Very funny, Glitch.]

*(Charlie then remembers that Glitch isn't with it.)

[another-shadowguy-blog]

[* 'Who're you talking about?']

[* a vibrant green Pippins runs behind him, carrying a purple Pippins. Both Pippinses have visible halos, and the green one has wings tucked at its sides.]

[charlie-shadowguy-and-friends]

[Oh, Glitch is a friend of mine. Who are those?]

*(Charlie's usually-hidden cat ears perk up and turn slightly to the side like a curious but anxious cat's.)

[another-shadowguy-blog]

[* 'The green one is my friend. I helped it around TV World when it first arrived because it was completely unfamiliar. The purple one is it's brother, who's been having a few... issues as of late. Greeny told me that he was vomiting a lot before it found him. Poor guy.']

[charlie-shadowguy-and-friends]

*(Charlie gasps.)

[I'm not the best with helping sick people, but I know someone who is!]

*(Charlie takes out her phone and calls someone.)

🎶🎶🎶?

...

🎵🎼...

...

!

!!!

🎶🎼🎶🎼

???

🎶🎼🎶...

!!!

🎶🎵...

...!

🎶👍!

~~~

(handing this off to another side blog of mine: @dark-jack-and-violent-ax )

[another-shadowguy-blog]

[* He wants to explain that it probably won't work, that the "sickness" is very different from normal Darkner sicknesses and they probably won't know how, but it's voice(?) dies in her throat with a wonky note and they give up.]

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

*Susie's phone rings.

*She picks it up.

*A panicked saxophone plays.

Huh? Is this a prank?

*The saxophone groans annoyedly.

Sorry, I don't speak jazz.

Oh, is that one of those guys with the guns?

*The saxophone trills affirmatively.

Hi, Shadowguy! I'm Lancer!

[Oh! H-hi!]

Wait, you understand Shadowguys?

Mm-hmm!

You said something about a sick Pippins?

[Yep, and I heard that you're friends with the best healer in Castle Town.]

Hm? Oh! I'll bring him over now! Just... where are you?

*The Shadowguy describes the area she's in.

*Lancer hangs up and runs off, forgetting to give Susie her phone back.

Hey, wait–

*Ralsei gives Susie her phone, then he and Lancer head over towards the others.

Are you sure this will work?

You're the best healer in all the Dark Worlds! It has to!

Do you know where we're going?

Nope!

*Ralsei sighs.

[another-shadowguy-blog]

[* They sigh and call the green Pippins over with a loud yell(? is it a yell or is it a really loud note? does it matter? many questions amd no answers).]

[* the Pippins runs over, still carrying the purple one princess(? I guess? Idk why thats the specific way okay don't ask) style.]

what is it

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

*Miraculously, the two of them made it over.

*Lancer smiles at Charlie.

He's here! The best healer in Castle Town! Iiiit's... Ralsei!!!

*Ralsei blushes as he walks towards the pair of Pippinses. His smile drops as he sees the condition the purple Pippins is in.

O-oh dear...

(no, I don't wanna scare them...)

*Ralsei puts on a smile.

Um, w-what's your name?

[another-shadowguy-blog]

...doesn't matter...

He told me people just call him Purple (and by that logic will call me Green) because he doesn't want people to know his real name, so just use that.

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

Purple and Green... that's very cute!

*Ralsei smiles.

Okay, Purple, I'm going to use some healing magic.

*Ralsei cast Heal Prayer!

How do you feel?

[another-shadowguy-blog]

[* ...nothing seems to have happened.]

...still as shitty as before...

[* Kage makes a quiet saxophone sound roughly translating to "yeah, I figured it wouldn't work.]

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

*Ralsei wants to say something about Purple's language, but he knows now's not the time.

Can't you do anything else?

*Ralsei frowns.

I... I'm sorry.

*Lancer gasps. He's about to say something, but Ralsei continues to speak.

There are some things magic can't heal. Lancer, do you remember what happened in the Cyber World?

Yeah. That sucked.

This is like that.

[another-shadowguy-blog]

...yeah sure think about it like that... definitely not something that has to do with our very existances haha whattt...

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

*Ralsei blinks.

Er... what was that last part?

[another-shadowguy-blog]

don't worry about it

[* the two speak at the same time and in almost the same way.]

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

...

[another-shadowguy-blog]

Charlie smiles. A playful tune fills the air as she opens her mouth.

[Hello!]

(translated bc you're also a shadowguy lmao)

@charlie-shadowguy

[* 'Oh, hi! Who're you?']

[* its tail wags in excitement at a new person (because you know wolfdog). also there's coughing sounds behind them whats that about]

[charlie-shadowguy-and-friends]

[I'm Charlie.]

*(Charlie hears someone cough behind the other Shadowguy. Probably just Glitch playing a prank or something.)

[Very funny, Glitch.]

*(Charlie then remembers that Glitch isn't with it.)

[another-shadowguy-blog]

[* 'Who're you talking about?']

[* a vibrant green Pippins runs behind him, carrying a purple Pippins. Both Pippinses have visible halos, and the green one has wings tucked at its sides.]

[charlie-shadowguy-and-friends]

[Oh, Glitch is a friend of mine. Who are those?]

*(Charlie's usually-hidden cat ears perk up and turn slightly to the side like a curious but anxious cat's.)

[another-shadowguy-blog]

[* 'The green one is my friend. I helped it around TV World when it first arrived because it was completely unfamiliar. The purple one is it's brother, who's been having a few... issues as of late. Greeny told me that he was vomiting a lot before it found him. Poor guy.']

[charlie-shadowguy-and-friends]

*(Charlie gasps.)

[I'm not the best with helping sick people, but I know someone who is!]

*(Charlie takes out her phone and calls someone.)

🎶🎶🎶?

...

🎵🎼...

...

!

!!!

🎶🎼🎶🎼

???

🎶🎼🎶...

!!!

🎶🎵...

...!

🎶👍!

~~~

(handing this off to another side blog of mine: @dark-jack-and-violent-ax )

[another-shadowguy-blog]

[* He wants to explain that it probably won't work, that the "sickness" is very different from normal Darkner sicknesses and they probably won't know how, but it's voice(?) dies in her throat with a wonky note and they give up.]

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

*Susie's phone rings.

*She picks it up.

*A panicked saxophone plays.

Huh? Is this a prank?

*The saxophone groans annoyedly.

Sorry, I don't speak jazz.

Oh, is that one of those guys with the guns?

*The saxophone trills affirmatively.

Hi, Shadowguy! I'm Lancer!

[Oh! H-hi!]

Wait, you understand Shadowguys?

Mm-hmm!

You said something about a sick Pippins?

[Yep, and I heard that you're friends with the best healer in Castle Town.]

Hm? Oh! I'll bring him over now! Just... where are you?

*The Shadowguy describes the area she's in.

*Lancer hangs up and runs off, forgetting to give Susie her phone back.

Hey, wait–

*Ralsei gives Susie her phone, then he and Lancer head over towards the others.

Are you sure this will work?

You're the best healer in all the Dark Worlds! It has to!

Do you know where we're going?

Nope!

*Ralsei sighs.

[another-shadowguy-blog]

[* They sigh and call the green Pippins over with a loud yell(? is it a yell or is it a really loud note? does it matter? many questions amd no answers).]

[* the Pippins runs over, still carrying the purple one princess(? I guess? Idk why thats the specific way okay don't ask) style.]

what is it

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

*Miraculously, the two of them made it over.

*Lancer smiles at Charlie.

He's here! The best healer in Castle Town! Iiiit's... Ralsei!!!

*Ralsei blushes as he walks towards the pair of Pippinses. His smile drops as he sees the condition the purple Pippins is in.

O-oh dear...

(no, I don't wanna scare them...)

*Ralsei puts on a smile.

Um, w-what's your name?

[another-shadowguy-blog]

...doesn't matter...

He told me people just call him Purple (and by that logic will call me Green) because he doesn't want people to know his real name, so just use that.

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

Purple and Green... that's very cute!

*Ralsei smiles.

Okay, Purple, I'm going to use some healing magic.

*Ralsei cast Heal Prayer!

How do you feel?

[another-shadowguy-blog]

[* ...nothing seems to have happened.]

...still as shitty as before...

[* Kage makes a quiet saxophone sound roughly translating to "yeah, I figured it wouldn't work.]

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

*Ralsei wants to say something about Purple's language, but he knows now's not the time.

Can't you do anything else?

*Ralsei frowns.

I... I'm sorry.

*Lancer gasps. He's about to say something, but Ralsei continues to speak.

There are some things magic can't heal. Lancer, do you remember what happened in the Cyber World?

Yeah. That sucked.

This is like that.

[another-shadowguy-blog]

...yeah sure think about it like that... definitely not something that has to do with our very existances haha whattt...

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

*Ralsei blinks.

Er... what was that last part?

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

* Zorro suddenly falls from the sky, landing on his face right in front if Susie and Lancer, he sat up looking surprised before smiling

* "Hi! Do you guys like candy?"

{Takes place outside of the current RP}

Yeah!

*Lancer suddenly turns around.

Hey, Toothpaste Boy! Some guy fell from the sky and offered us candy!

*Ralsei walks towards Zorro.

Oh! Thank you.

Susie, would you like some candy?

Psh... no.

*She does, but won't admit it.

[another-shadowguy-blog]

Charlie smiles. A playful tune fills the air as she opens her mouth.

[Hello!]

(translated bc you're also a shadowguy lmao)

@charlie-shadowguy

[* 'Oh, hi! Who're you?']

[* its tail wags in excitement at a new person (because you know wolfdog). also there's coughing sounds behind them whats that about]

[charlie-shadowguy-and-friends]

[I'm Charlie.]

*(Charlie hears someone cough behind the other Shadowguy. Probably just Glitch playing a prank or something.)

[Very funny, Glitch.]

*(Charlie then remembers that Glitch isn't with it.)

[another-shadowguy-blog]

[* 'Who're you talking about?']

[* a vibrant green Pippins runs behind him, carrying a purple Pippins. Both Pippinses have visible halos, and the green one has wings tucked at its sides.]

[charlie-shadowguy-and-friends]

[Oh, Glitch is a friend of mine. Who are those?]

*(Charlie's usually-hidden cat ears perk up and turn slightly to the side like a curious but anxious cat's.)

[another-shadowguy-blog]

[* 'The green one is my friend. I helped it around TV World when it first arrived because it was completely unfamiliar. The purple one is it's brother, who's been having a few... issues as of late. Greeny told me that he was vomiting a lot before it found him. Poor guy.']

[charlie-shadowguy-and-friends]

*(Charlie gasps.)

[I'm not the best with helping sick people, but I know someone who is!]

*(Charlie takes out her phone and calls someone.)

🎶🎶🎶?

...

🎵🎼...

...

!

!!!

🎶🎼🎶🎼

???

🎶🎼🎶...

!!!

🎶🎵...

...!

🎶👍!

~~~

(handing this off to another side blog of mine: @dark-jack-and-violent-ax )

[another-shadowguy-blog]

[* He wants to explain that it probably won't work, that the "sickness" is very different from normal Darkner sicknesses and they probably won't know how, but it's voice(?) dies in her throat with a wonky note and they give up.]

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

*Susie's phone rings.

*She picks it up.

*A panicked saxophone plays.

Huh? Is this a prank?

*The saxophone groans annoyedly.

Sorry, I don't speak jazz.

Oh, is that one of those guys with the guns?

*The saxophone trills affirmatively.

Hi, Shadowguy! I'm Lancer!

[Oh! H-hi!]

Wait, you understand Shadowguys?

Mm-hmm!

You said something about a sick Pippins?

[Yep, and I heard that you're friends with the best healer in Castle Town.]

Hm? Oh! I'll bring him over now! Just... where are you?

*The Shadowguy describes the area she's in.

*Lancer hangs up and runs off, forgetting to give Susie her phone back.

Hey, wait–

*Ralsei gives Susie her phone, then he and Lancer head over towards the others.

Are you sure this will work?

You're the best healer in all the Dark Worlds! It has to!

Do you know where we're going?

Nope!

*Ralsei sighs.

[another-shadowguy-blog]

[* They sigh and call the green Pippins over with a loud yell(? is it a yell or is it a really loud note? does it matter? many questions amd no answers).]

[* the Pippins runs over, still carrying the purple one princess(? I guess? Idk why thats the specific way okay don't ask) style.]

what is it

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

*Miraculously, the two of them made it over.

*Lancer smiles at Charlie.

He's here! The best healer in Castle Town! Iiiit's... Ralsei!!!

*Ralsei blushes as he walks towards the pair of Pippinses. His smile drops as he sees the condition the purple Pippins is in.

O-oh dear...

(no, I don't wanna scare them...)

*Ralsei puts on a smile.

Um, w-what's your name?

[another-shadowguy-blog]

...doesn't matter...

He told me people just call him Purple (and by that logic will call me Green) because he doesn't want people to know his real name, so just use that.

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

Purple and Green... that's very cute!

*Ralsei smiles.

Okay, Purple, I'm going to use some healing magic.

*Ralsei cast Heal Prayer!

How do you feel?

[another-shadowguy-blog]

[* ...nothing seems to have happened.]

...still as shitty as before...

[* Kage makes a quiet saxophone sound roughly translating to "yeah, I figured it wouldn't work.]

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

*Ralsei wants to say something about Purple's language, but he knows now's not the time.

Can't you do anything else?

*Ralsei frowns.

I... I'm sorry.

*Lancer gasps. He's about to say something, but Ralsei continues to speak.

There are some things magic can't heal. Lancer, do you remember what happened in the Cyber World?

Yeah. That sucked.

This is like that.

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

Hoho! We've got a Tumbler blog!

Dude. It's Tumblr.

Yes! Tongue Blur!

*snicker*

Welp, I guess I gotta make some rules.

{ooc under cut}

Asks about sex get deleted. These are minors.

No flirting with Lancer. (Exception: other Lancers can flirt with him because that's a running joke within the game itself)

I'm an adult, so if a character flirts with Susie, I'd prefer if an adult ran the blog.

No bigotry.

No real world politics.

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

*Ralsei blushes and walks up towards them, then smiles at you.

H-hello! Lancer asked me to join this blog, so I'm here too.

[another-shadowguy-blog]

Charlie smiles. A playful tune fills the air as she opens her mouth.

[Hello!]

(translated bc you're also a shadowguy lmao)

@charlie-shadowguy

[* 'Oh, hi! Who're you?']

[* its tail wags in excitement at a new person (because you know wolfdog). also there's coughing sounds behind them whats that about]

[charlie-shadowguy-and-friends]

[I'm Charlie.]

*(Charlie hears someone cough behind the other Shadowguy. Probably just Glitch playing a prank or something.)

[Very funny, Glitch.]

*(Charlie then remembers that Glitch isn't with it.)

[another-shadowguy-blog]

[* 'Who're you talking about?']

[* a vibrant green Pippins runs behind him, carrying a purple Pippins. Both Pippinses have visible halos, and the green one has wings tucked at its sides.]

[charlie-shadowguy-and-friends]

[Oh, Glitch is a friend of mine. Who are those?]

*(Charlie's usually-hidden cat ears perk up and turn slightly to the side like a curious but anxious cat's.)

[another-shadowguy-blog]

[* 'The green one is my friend. I helped it around TV World when it first arrived because it was completely unfamiliar. The purple one is it's brother, who's been having a few... issues as of late. Greeny told me that he was vomiting a lot before it found him. Poor guy.']

[charlie-shadowguy-and-friends]

*(Charlie gasps.)

[I'm not the best with helping sick people, but I know someone who is!]

*(Charlie takes out her phone and calls someone.)

🎶🎶🎶?

...

🎵🎼...

...

!

!!!

🎶🎼🎶🎼

???

🎶🎼🎶...

!!!

🎶🎵...

...!

🎶👍!

~~~

(handing this off to another side blog of mine: @dark-jack-and-violent-ax )

[another-shadowguy-blog]

[* He wants to explain that it probably won't work, that the "sickness" is very different from normal Darkner sicknesses and they probably won't know how, but it's voice(?) dies in her throat with a wonky note and they give up.]

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

*Susie's phone rings.

*She picks it up.

*A panicked saxophone plays.

Huh? Is this a prank?

*The saxophone groans annoyedly.

Sorry, I don't speak jazz.

Oh, is that one of those guys with the guns?

*The saxophone trills affirmatively.

Hi, Shadowguy! I'm Lancer!

[Oh! H-hi!]

Wait, you understand Shadowguys?

Mm-hmm!

You said something about a sick Pippins?

[Yep, and I heard that you're friends with the best healer in Castle Town.]

Hm? Oh! I'll bring him over now! Just... where are you?

*The Shadowguy describes the area she's in.

*Lancer hangs up and runs off, forgetting to give Susie her phone back.

Hey, wait–

*Ralsei gives Susie her phone, then he and Lancer head over towards the others.

Are you sure this will work?

You're the best healer in all the Dark Worlds! It has to!

Do you know where we're going?

Nope!

*Ralsei sighs.

[another-shadowguy-blog]

[* They sigh and call the green Pippins over with a loud yell(? is it a yell or is it a really loud note? does it matter? many questions amd no answers).]

[* the Pippins runs over, still carrying the purple one princess(? I guess? Idk why thats the specific way okay don't ask) style.]

what is it

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

*Miraculously, the two of them made it over.

*Lancer smiles at Charlie.

He's here! The best healer in Castle Town! Iiiit's... Ralsei!!!

*Ralsei blushes as he walks towards the pair of Pippinses. His smile drops as he sees the condition the purple Pippins is in.

O-oh dear...

(no, I don't wanna scare them...)

*Ralsei puts on a smile.

Um, w-what's your name?

[another-shadowguy-blog]

...doesn't matter...

He told me people just call him Purple (and by that logic will call me Green) because he doesn't want people to know his real name, so just use that.

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

Purple and Green... that's very cute!

*Ralsei smiles.

Okay, Purple, I'm going to use some healing magic.

*Ralsei cast Heal Prayer!

How do you feel?

[another-shadowguy-blog]

Charlie smiles. A playful tune fills the air as she opens her mouth.

[Hello!]

(translated bc you're also a shadowguy lmao)

@charlie-shadowguy

[* 'Oh, hi! Who're you?']

[* its tail wags in excitement at a new person (because you know wolfdog). also there's coughing sounds behind them whats that about]

[charlie-shadowguy-and-friends]

[I'm Charlie.]

*(Charlie hears someone cough behind the other Shadowguy. Probably just Glitch playing a prank or something.)

[Very funny, Glitch.]

*(Charlie then remembers that Glitch isn't with it.)

[another-shadowguy-blog]

[* 'Who're you talking about?']

[* a vibrant green Pippins runs behind him, carrying a purple Pippins. Both Pippinses have visible halos, and the green one has wings tucked at its sides.]

[charlie-shadowguy-and-friends]

[Oh, Glitch is a friend of mine. Who are those?]

*(Charlie's usually-hidden cat ears perk up and turn slightly to the side like a curious but anxious cat's.)

[another-shadowguy-blog]

[* 'The green one is my friend. I helped it around TV World when it first arrived because it was completely unfamiliar. The purple one is it's brother, who's been having a few... issues as of late. Greeny told me that he was vomiting a lot before it found him. Poor guy.']

[charlie-shadowguy-and-friends]

*(Charlie gasps.)

[I'm not the best with helping sick people, but I know someone who is!]

*(Charlie takes out her phone and calls someone.)

🎶🎶🎶?

...

🎵🎼...

...

!

!!!

🎶🎼🎶🎼

???

🎶🎼🎶...

!!!

🎶🎵...

...!

🎶👍!

~~~

(handing this off to another side blog of mine: @dark-jack-and-violent-ax )

[another-shadowguy-blog]

[* He wants to explain that it probably won't work, that the "sickness" is very different from normal Darkner sicknesses and they probably won't know how, but it's voice(?) dies in her throat with a wonky note and they give up.]

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

*Susie's phone rings.

*She picks it up.

*A panicked saxophone plays.

Huh? Is this a prank?

*The saxophone groans annoyedly.

Sorry, I don't speak jazz.

Oh, is that one of those guys with the guns?

*The saxophone trills affirmatively.

Hi, Shadowguy! I'm Lancer!

[Oh! H-hi!]

Wait, you understand Shadowguys?

Mm-hmm!

You said something about a sick Pippins?

[Yep, and I heard that you're friends with the best healer in Castle Town.]

Hm? Oh! I'll bring him over now! Just... where are you?

*The Shadowguy describes the area she's in.

*Lancer hangs up and runs off, forgetting to give Susie her phone back.

Hey, wait–

*Ralsei gives Susie her phone, then he and Lancer head over towards the others.

Are you sure this will work?

You're the best healer in all the Dark Worlds! It has to!

Do you know where we're going?

Nope!

*Ralsei sighs.

[another-shadowguy-blog]

[* They sigh and call the green Pippins over with a loud yell(? is it a yell or is it a really loud note? does it matter? many questions amd no answers).]

[* the Pippins runs over, still carrying the purple one princess(? I guess? Idk why thats the specific way okay don't ask) style.]

what is it

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

*Miraculously, the two of them made it over.

*Lancer smiles at Charlie.

He's here! The best healer in Castle Town! Iiiit's... Ralsei!!!

*Ralsei blushes as he walks towards the pair of Pippinses. His smile drops as he sees the condition the purple Pippins is in.

O-oh dear...

(no, I don't wanna scare them...)

*Ralsei puts on a smile.

Um, w-what's your name?

[another-shadowguy-blog]

Charlie smiles. A playful tune fills the air as she opens her mouth.

[Hello!]

(translated bc you're also a shadowguy lmao)

@charlie-shadowguy

[* 'Oh, hi! Who're you?']

[* its tail wags in excitement at a new person (because you know wolfdog). also there's coughing sounds behind them whats that about]

[charlie-shadowguy-and-friends]

[I'm Charlie.]

*(Charlie hears someone cough behind the other Shadowguy. Probably just Glitch playing a prank or something.)

[Very funny, Glitch.]

*(Charlie then remembers that Glitch isn't with it.)

[another-shadowguy-blog]

[* 'Who're you talking about?']

[* a vibrant green Pippins runs behind him, carrying a purple Pippins. Both Pippinses have visible halos, and the green one has wings tucked at its sides.]

[charlie-shadowguy-and-friends]

[Oh, Glitch is a friend of mine. Who are those?]

*(Charlie's usually-hidden cat ears perk up and turn slightly to the side like a curious but anxious cat's.)

[another-shadowguy-blog]

[* 'The green one is my friend. I helped it around TV World when it first arrived because it was completely unfamiliar. The purple one is it's brother, who's been having a few... issues as of late. Greeny told me that he was vomiting a lot before it found him. Poor guy.']

[charlie-shadowguy-and-friends]

*(Charlie gasps.)

[I'm not the best with helping sick people, but I know someone who is!]

*(Charlie takes out her phone and calls someone.)

🎶🎶🎶?

...

🎵🎼...

...

!

!!!

🎶🎼🎶🎼

???

🎶🎼🎶...

!!!

🎶🎵...

...!

🎶👍!

~~~

(handing this off to another side blog of mine: @dark-jack-and-violent-ax )

[another-shadowguy-blog]

[* He wants to explain that it probably won't work, that the "sickness" is very different from normal Darkner sicknesses and they probably won't know how, but it's voice(?) dies in her throat with a wonky note and they give up.]

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

*Susie's phone rings.

*She picks it up.

*A panicked saxophone plays.

Huh? Is this a prank?

*The saxophone groans annoyedly.

Sorry, I don't speak jazz.

Oh, is that one of those guys with the guns?

*The saxophone trills affirmatively.

Hi, Shadowguy! I'm Lancer!

[Oh! H-hi!]

Wait, you understand Shadowguys?

Mm-hmm!

You said something about a sick Pippins?

[Yep, and I heard that you're friends with the best healer in Castle Town.]

Hm? Oh! I'll bring him over now! Just... where are you?

*The Shadowguy describes the area she's in.

*Lancer hangs up and runs off, forgetting to give Susie her phone back.

Hey, wait–

*Ralsei gives Susie her phone, then he and Lancer head over towards the others.

Are you sure this will work?

You're the best healer in all the Dark Worlds! It has to!

Do you know where we're going?

Nope!

*Ralsei sighs.

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

Susie! Lancer! How are y'all today? Would you accept a hug?

(They feel like dogshit)

I really want a hug but I'm sick...

Yeah we caught something and it sucks ass, so you shouldn't hug us.

[test-pippins]

*Lancer gives you a LancerCookie*

@dark-jack-and-violent-ax

* Thank you for the Cookie!

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

Lancer, is the blue person whose name you don't know a dork?

Nope. They're a clown. Big difference.

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

Is the deer lady a small dork or a big dork?

Well, she likes to make glitched cats in Cat Petterz, she likes Dragon Blazers, she's the smartest one in class, and apparently she's really good at Plumber Kart Racing 8: Deluxe Edition. So yeah, she's a huge dork.

[dark-jack-and-violent-ax]

( @ask-reindeer-dad )

Oh, this?

*Susie holds up the Jack of Spades*

Yeah, he's... he's a friend.