[valtsv]

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

[ruinedchildhood]

Some kid 20 years from now: What was 2020 like?

Me:

[bbcsherlock]

[hjarta-deactivated20260124]

i miss her so much i think about her every single day (the local library)

[boota]

[deliciousnecks]

The Dangers of Fighting Werewolves.

[darkbiddingontheinternet]

.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[shesmydoct0r]

We have been invited to a highly exclusive event....

[barricadeur]

ah yes, that famed american holiday

Superb Owl Sunday

[persephonaae]

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

[anxietyproblem]

[dryad-of-the-dogwood]

I mean, replace "2015" with "2008" and yeah.

[praeca]

for me it’s 2017 was two years ago

[plum-soup]

Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.

[one-venti-neurosis]

their what now?

[confusedbyinterface]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[captainvladmir]

….did Bernie just meme himself?

[boobachu]

I guess he figured if he’s dealing with clowns, he’d try speaking their language.

[selena-soto]

[torturingpoets]

new affleck pic dropped

[baseball-babe]