Unofficial Dark Blonde Magic Archive

I am not the original creator of the blog this page seeks to preserve, but I have enjoyed a personal archive of it for many years. Please enjoy what I have, or have done my best to reconstruct.

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Back in Tumblr’s heyday there was a wonderful blog that went by different names — powerfuldarkmagic, powerfulblondemagic, bookofpowerfuldarkspells, and a few others. It was banned multiple times and eventually in 2017 the creator, whoever they are, stopped trying. Since then I have maintained a carefully researched personal archive of all the posts I could find, and now I publish what I have here for others to enjoy, as well as reconstruct to the best of my memory/findings those posts that I do not have perfect records of. I am not the original creator of this content, but please enjoy as I have so much for so many years.

The first tag on each post will be one of the following tags below. All subsequent tags will be as they appeared in the original post if the tags are known, or similar tags to ones the author usually used are chosen.

#archive — post is exactly as it originally appeared

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#partially reconstructed — post has some content that is true to the original, but missing content has been rewritten by me in the style of the original author, and some images may not be original

#reauthored — post is entirely or almost entirely written by me, not the original author, but is inspired by something the original author posted that I personally remember but can’t find a record of, or a lost post that I have found evidence existed but can’t recover more than a few words or a picture of; most or all images are also chosen by me to replace lost images

#fan post — post is not based on anything the original author posted but is purely my own work in the same style

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“Round”

Spell Description:

Your thighs, hips, and butt will continue to grow until you can successfully spin a hulahoop around them (like the girl pictured above) ten thousand times in a row without it falling off.

You must perform this act in public with an audience of at least ten people that you are genuinely attracted to. You must wear a sexy dress or skirt that shows off your sexy, smooth legs & thighs. The dress or skirt must be short enough that you will give your audience a peek at your panties as you use momentum to move the hulahoop around your butt. Every time the hulahoop makes one revolution, you will become just a little bit more turned on.

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The Witches of Powerful Dark Magic

I’ve had so many requests to use my powerful, dark magic to transform my readers. I don’t have enough time to cast a spell for each and every one of you so I think it’s time to introduce you to some of my friends.

They’re all witches, of course, and they all use powerful, dark magic. I told them that you wanted to be transformed into a beautiful woman. They agreed. Just a fair warning though: not all of them will give you exactly what you want… that’s the risk you take by interacting with a witch! :)

So who do you want to be transformed by?

Select the one (1) witch you want to be transformed by from the list of 28 witches below:

1. Emily, the spoiled witch.

2. Heather, the cherry tree witch.

3. Rachel, the Russian witch.

4. Lindsay, the modest witch.

5. Kathryn, the dark witch.

6. Ashley, the body positive witch.

7. Nicole, the nerdy witch.

8. Liz, the soft witch.

9. Anna, the mikshake witch.

10. Britney, the judgmental witch.

11. Michelle, the girly witch.

12. Lillian, the stylish witch.

13. Sarah, the college witch.

14. Isabelle, the traveling witch.

15. Veronica, the skinny witch.

16. Betty, the mean witch.

17. Scarlett, the mysterious witch.

18. Angela, the leaf witch.

19. Marilyn, the black swan witch.

20. Helen, the unseen witch located in the Unassuming Forest.

21. Mary, the exotic witch.

22. Stephanie, the domineering witch.

23. Rebecca, the cheerful witch.

24. Jessica, the nurturing witch.

25. Evelyn, the idealistic witch who lives in the Lonely Forest.

26. Patricia, the timid witch.

27. Marie, the arrogant witch.

28. Kelly, the needy witch.

So who did you pick? Let everyone know below! :)

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“The Unequal Swap” (Breast Expansion, Breast Reduction)

Damn it. I stubbed my toe on the table and dropped the magic rock on the marble floor. It shattered into a million pieces as it accidentally activated. 

Reality was re-shaped. Boob sizes were reversed. It was mostly nerdy college girls who were slim and stacked now. If you had any kind of popularity or were blessed with big boobs, you were now a B-cup or less. For some reason, blondes had it the worst. Most were nearly or actually flat-chested.

A busty blonde cheerleader? No such thing after I dropped the magic rock. It seems like short & slim nerd girls, tomboys, and middle-aged mother-in-laws are the only ones who have huge racks, massive mammaries, and big naturals now.

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“Reverse Psychology” (Breast Expansion, Bimbofication)

She insulted him on purpose, desperately hoping that he’d finally cast the boob growth spell on her. She knew that he would only cast this spell on her to teach her a lesson, so she became a bitch and pretended that having big boobs would be such a burden on her.

She hated big boobs. She didn’t want massive mammaries. They would be so inconvenient and ruin her career. She didn’t want everyone to look at her “fun bags” and treat her like an object just because she had a huge rack.

It was a dream come true when he tore her blouse open. She fooled him. She was finally going to have the big tits she had always dreamed about. As he cast the powerful dark spell, she wondered what her life would be like after this. She knew it could never be reversed. Her slender frame would always be defined by her large, heavy breasts.

When he told her that she was going to become a stripper with big tits, she couldn’t help but squirm and buck uncontrollably on the table right there. It was was so wrong yet it was so right.

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“Paint It Bimbo” (Bimbofication, Breast Expansion, Mind Control)

You want to be a bimbo? Well, now you can finally be one thanks to SexyBitch’s “Paint it Bimbo” series. Select a color, spatter it on your body, and you’ll be magically transformed!

What colors do you want?

Pink Paint

You’re going to be dumb & ditzy. After you use this paint color, people are going to know that you’re not that bright. You‘ll make so many silly mistakes. You’re going to make a fool of yourself whenever you try to sound smart. You’ll talk like a bimbo. Nobody is going to take you seriously.

Purple Paint

You will have big boobs. They will really stand out. Men & women won’t be able to help themselves from appreciating your huge tits. They’ll have many names for them: boobs, tits, jugs. knockers, hooters, gazongas, fun bags, money makers, sweater meat, headlights, cans, pillows, melons, bosom, tig ol’ bitties, mammaries, and tatas.

Red Paint

You will have a slim waist. A perfect choice if you also have big tits. You’ll have an amazing “slim & stacked” figure.

Teal Paint

You will wear expensive, designer high heels. They will look gorgeous and be at least 4 inches. You will become obsessed with wearing high heels and love shopping for them. You will have a closet full of luxury brand high heels. You have at least one pair from Christian Louboutin, Jimmy Choo, Manolo Blahnik, Walter Steiger, Miu Miu, and Gucci.

Yellow Paint

You will have beautiful, long blonde hair… perfect for a bimbo like you.

Green

You will wear gorgeous, dramatic makeup. You will be a makeup expert. You will know how to apply makeup for any occasion. Of course, you will always go for the bimbo look.

Black

You will wear sexy, figure-hugging clothes. Tight blouses, short skirts, bikinis, dresses, lingerie… you need to look and feel sexy. You know when to be a classy bitch and when to be a trashy ditz. No matter what, you always dress like a bimbo.

Blue

You will have swollen, bee-stung lips. They will feel like soft pillows. You have the perfect pout. Men will fantasize about them kissing their hard bodies. Women will fantasize about them worshiping their soft curves.

So what did you pick?

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“Beautiful Girls Deserve Big Boobs” (Breast Expansion, Breast Reduction, Magic)

Britney stole my girlfriend’s breasts using a powerful, dark magic. I told her it was wrong. But she didn’t seem to care when I confronted her at the beach. In fact, she was quite relaxed and had a smirk on her face.

“Your girlfriend didn’t deserve to have large breasts.” she explained. “I know you love big boobs. That’s why you’re dating her. Stop pretending you love her because she’s a cute little nerd.”

“Let’s face it: the boob fairy made a mistake. I’m so much hotter than her. She can do her little nerd girl activities like reading books and playing video games without them.”

“Her big tits are so much better on me. They’ll be on display in sexy bikinis, gorgeous bras, and tight dresses. She would have kept them hidden under layers of clothes and sweaters. She would have complained about how heavy they were. The poor little busty nerd girl didn’t know what she had until she lost them.”

“They look so fucking good on my sexy, slim body, don’t you think? Beautiful girls like me deserve big boobs. She can be a flat-chested nerd girl now. She can cry herself to sleep, knowing you only dated her because she had big boobs that you desperately wanted to touch and grope.

“You convinced yourself that she was an amazing girl. However, on a subconscious level, you were only interested in her because you wanted to fuck those big tits, even if they were attached to a nerd. It’s called cognitive dissonance. Google it. I’m sure you’re geeky girlfriend knows all about it.”

”Let’s see how long you stay with her. I bet you will miss touching and feeling that soft, heavy weight in your hands. It won’t be long until you find someone else who’s so much hotter and bustier than your girlfriend… someone like me.”

“And speaking of me, would you like to join me for drink?”

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[tishlush asked:

Perhaps a story where alcohol causes permanent bimbofication and breast expansion? After all, there's no slut like a drunk slut. ;-)]

Yes, of course. How about some drinks mixed with bubblegum bimbo vodka?

The ultra smooth vodka is infused with bubblegum and powerful, dark magic that magically transforms you into a bimbo with big tits.

You will have a beautiful face, gorgeous blonde hair, pouty lips, slim waist, and rounds hips. You will wear the tightest outfits. You will always want to dress, look, and feel sexy.

Most importantly, you will have big tits.

Men and women will bring attention to the fact that you have massive mammaries. They will want to touch and feel your large, impressive breasts.

From now on, your huge rack will be your defining feature. 

You will look like one of the women below:

Your party girl lifestyle and big tits will ensure you will always be the center of attention.

You are always going to be the bimbo with big tits.

These changes are permanent.  

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“Trophy Doll” (Mind Control, Breast Reduction, Butt Expansion, Cheating)

He stole my girlfriend using powerful, dark magic. We’re both under his control but he’s only interested in my girlfriend. He can’t remove her true love for me, but he can transform her and make her act a certain way.

He prefers thick bubble butts so he cast a spell that transferred the fat in her boobs to her butt cheeks. Now, she’s a slim, petite girl with tiny tits, thick thighs, and a big booty.

He forces her to wear tight dresses and high heels. “I want you to dress like a sexy trophy doll. That means a tight dress, designer high heels, a luxury hand bag, and gorgeous brunette curls.” I heard him tell her.

He makes her pretend she’s his sexy little girlfriend. She plays the role flawlessly. I’m so jealous and confused because I can’t tell the difference between her acting and her true feelings.

They hold hands and passionately kiss each other in public. I’m allowed to follow them, but only at a distance.

As far as everyone else is concerned, they are a beautiful couple in love. They passionately kiss each other like they’re lovers while I’m forced to watch their romance. She really seems to be genuinely in love with him.

He’s such a gentleman, holding her tight and guiding her.

But once they’re alone, he’s much more forward.

He loves her big ass. He can’t keep his hands off her booty. He’s constantly groping, slapping, and spanking it… and she loves it. Her dresses are always so short. They barely cover her thick, padded ass.

Her booty is so big for such a slim, petite girl. It bounces and jiggles all over the place. It’s the kind of ass that men & women can’t help but notice and appreciate. It is so weird to see my girlfriend with such a big ass. She used to have big boobs, and now it’s her booty that’s going to get all of the attention.

I watch helplessly as my girlfriend’s new boyfriend playfully pats & smacks her butt cheeks to show her just how thick and curvy it is. Her pretty arms are romantically wrapped around him. There’s no doubt from everyone looking at them that she loves him and is his trophy doll.

She tried to run away as the magic spell started to wear off. I distracted him, but she didn’t get very far in her high heels. She couldn’t take them off because the magic spell was still making her act like a trophy doll, and bimbos like her wore high heels.

She literally ran like a girl.

When he caught her, he cast another powerful spell on her. She kissed him right there in the street.

“Thank you so much for rescuing me. I love being your trophy doll. You can spank me tonight for being such a naughty girl.” she softly said to him.

As a “punishment” he added even more booty meat to her thick ass, which I was allowed to see in person once we got home.

“Get a good look at your girlfriend’s ass.” he told me. “She was a bad girl today, so I added some extra padding. I also gave her a slight attitude adjustment to make sure she never does it again.”

She was wearing a black one-piece. Her booty was bigger than ever. It looked so good on her slim, petite figure. She was moving in sexy, seductive ways that I had never seen before. Everything about her gave off a high end stripper vibe.

“Come on baby doll, let’s give your boyfriend a show that he’ll never forget.”

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[anonymous asked:

I have a bit of a problem. I like girls who are bigger and stronger than me yet im really big and tall so I doubt that i would be able to meet a girl who is larger than me. Got any spells that could help?]

Of course. I will cast a powerful, dark spell on you that will make you pathetically small and weak. Even petite girls will be so much stronger, athletic, and taller than you.

Your eyes will be at their “boob height”, giving you a nice view of their deep cleavage and strong biceps.

You will marvel when you see their hard abs. They have the hard muscle, not you. They earned it through hard work and dedication at the gym.

But just because they have hard muscle, it doesn’t mean they will lose their femininity.

They work out in the gym every day so they can stay in shape, look sexy, and easily dominate weak men like you.

They will still have pretty faces, large breasts, and a big booty.

It will become clear to you that average women, even the ones that work with you in the office, are now so much stronger, athletic, and fit than you.

You will have to look up at most women. You’re way shorter than an average girl. They are stronger and taller than you.

Now, imagine standing next to a woman who is 6 feet tall and has large breasts. Wow, wouldn’t that be an amazing sight? What a combination!

It will be so amusing and ridiculous to them. They might take pictures of the small, weak man who loves to look at and admire them.

Oh my god, they are jacked and love showing it off. Every curve and muscle.

They are so intimidating to you now. They are such bad asses, willing to do extreme things to keep in shape and remain bigger than you in every way. They would easily beat you in an arm wrestling contest or any other athletic event.

Yes, from now on, you will never have a problem meeting a girl who is stronger and larger than you. Congratulations, thanks to this powerful, dark spell your wish has come true!

Oh, please don’t cry. This is what you asked for, right?

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Blonde vs. Brunette

Original Air Date: 2017

Number of Episodes: 8

Genre: Dark Comedy

Plot Description:  A rivalry spirals out of control when Rachel (Alison Brie) and her best friend (Anna Camp) cast a series of powerful, dark spells on each other.

Starring:

Alison Brie

Anna Camp

Katherine McNamara

Hayley Atwell

Christina Hendricks

Jon Hamm

Zachary Levi

Supporting Cast & Guest Stars:

Karen Gillan

Brenda Song

Eva Longoria

Gillian Jacobs

Adrianne Palicki

Milana Vayntrub

Kate Upton

Charlotte McKinney

Screencaps:

Imagine if this series was real…

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The Bimbo Potion (Bimbofication, Mind Control, Breast Expansion)

Liz was so giggly and flirty after she drank the bimbo potion.

She sounded so silly when she talked. She cutely pouted her soft lips, now covered in a gorgeous red lipstick, as her attractive co-workers made fun of her. Even when she put her hands on her slim waist & curvy hips to show some attitude, it just came off as playful, flirty, and sexy.

Liz was such a ditz, just like everyone had always suspected.

She told them that it was the potion but they didn’t believe her. They were convinced that she was a bimbo with big tits. Her outfits didn’t do anything to convince them otherwise. Her blouses tended to hug her huge boobs, showing off their shape. Even when she was in the lab, she would “accidentally” leave the first few buttons on her lab coat undone.

When she was outside of the lab, her shirts and dresses “just so happened” to be tight in the boob department and feature a lot of cleavage. She seemingly took advantage of every opportunity and excuse to show off her big tits. She even drew more attention to them by telling everyone that her boobs hadn’t always been this big!

She had the sexiest hair styles that complimented her beautiful blonde hair. Even in the lab, she wore her hair in a flirty blonde bun. Everyone laughed when they discovered that the stylish, thick framed glasses she was wearing had no lenses. Liz was obviously just trying to “look smart”.

She couldn’t fool them: Liz was such a bimbo.

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The Femdom Clinic (Mind Control)

You’re now in the soft, beautiful hands of the femdom clinic for reconditioning.

Please select one nurse (photos above) who will recondition you using powerful mind control and seduction:

1. Alyssa

2. Brooke

3. Christina

4. Scarlett

5. Isabelle

6. Michelle

7. Sydney

8. Elizabeth

Feel free to choose one at random or roll a D8 at dicelog.com.

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[superclosetsissy asked:

i am 20, could you please turn me into a good little sissy bimbo?]

Sure, I’ll send two tall, athletic men over to your house. They will grab you by your arms and bring you over to your biggest closet. They’ll enchant it with a powerful “closet curse” and throw you inside.

This is what you’ll look like when you come out of the closet.

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The tall, athletic, well-dressed man transformed you into a blonde bimbo in front of everyone at the party. They seemed quite impressed with the spell. From your perspective, the room was spinning. You felt dizzy, brought your left hand to head, and closed your pretty eyes as you became such a ditz.

You now had a beautiful face, highlighted by beautiful eyes, high cheekbones, pouty lips, and a cute nose. Your makeup was perfectly applied, highlighted by smoky eyeshadow, thick eyeliner, and frosted pink lipstick covering your thick bee-stung lips. Beautiful blonde curls fell over your eyes and continued until just below your slender, feminine shoulders.

Everyone was watching as you grabbed your big boobs and seduced the man you were dancing with. You instinctively knew that you had to rely on your physical assets, seductive movements and flirty personality if you wanted to get laid by a handsome, well-endowed, rich man. Your ditzy little brain wasn’t going to impress anyone but your big tits, blonde hair, and sexy outfit would.

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“The Entertainment”

Spell Description:

The powerful, dark spell transforms you into a sexy, blonde lap dancer for the evening.

You flip your gorgeous blonde hair and seductively tease everyone with your sexy body in tight, figure hugging outfits. Your soft, slender hands – highlighted by gorgeous red fingernails – will move up and down your curves. You show a lot of cleavage and shake your booty for everyone to see.

You will brush your big boobs, still in your sexy dress or tight top, into their chests, arms, and faces. You will grind your round booty, still in your figure-hugging dress or short skirt, into their laps.

You love it when they shove loads of cash into your bra like you’re some kind of stripper. You’re their sexy lap dancer. You’re the entertainment.

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It’s so fun being a trophy wife, isn’t it?

You get to dance around in tight outfits that hug your slim, busty figure. You flip your gorgeous blonde hair back as you seductively move your body. You live in a beautiful home that’s so luxurious that you even have a walk-in closet for your extensive high heel collection.

You’re a fun, flirty, and sexy girl. You’re so lucky you found your good looking, rich husband. You live a life of luxury and never have to worry about working. You are genuinely happy that you are your husband’s eye and arm candy.