they are the hunters we are the foxes

don’t be afraid of the dark, my dear... you are more wicked, more worthy of dread; make the darkness fear you instead.

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[alpheus--greeny-deactivated2015]

“I swear to God, when I count to three you better have picked that box up.”

[fvkpiper-blog]

"It’ll grow wings before I do.”

[alpheus--greeny-deactivated2015]

“Piper, carry the damn box.”

[fvkpiper-blog]

“I’m sorry, what? I can’t hear you, this guy on the phone is talking to me about a dog.”

[whatpeyton]

“I found an apartment in Leeds, your girl right here is movin’ in less than a month – Whooo!”

[fvkpiper-blog]

“I’d say I’ll miss you, but I’m trying this new thing where I tell the truth.”

[alpheus--greeny-deactivated2015]

“Look, I’m only asking you to carry one box.”

[fvkpiper-blog]

“And I said no. Shocker.”

[jtreedftw-blog]

“Well if they really meant something to you, the distance would just make the heart grow fonder. Hypothetically, you would meet somewhere in the middle every few months or so.”

[fvkpiper-blog]

“But what if, hypothetically, said couple weren’t very good at spending time apart? What if, hypothetically, one half of the couple had a tendency to fuck things like that up?”

[jtreedftw-blog]

“Yes, follow My Heart. I’ve heard they’re very good. I’m sorry. I had to fit a dad joke in there somewhere. I’m not going to tell you some ‘unhelpful sentimental bullshit’, Piper. Just tell me whats wrong?”

[fvkpiper-blog]

“Oh my god, dude. Please stop with the dad jokes, please. Look, I just...hypothetically, if you had got into college, but the person you were dating was going to college on the other side of the country, what would you do?”

[jtreedftw-blog]

“That is–That is so rude, Piper. I happen to have full custody over my daughter, so I think I’m pretty good at the baby making process. And, well, y’know. Taking care of her process, too.”

[fvkpiper-blog]

“Exactly. You’re a dad now, with dad eyes and a dad heart. You'd probably tell me to ‘follow my heart’, or some other unhelpful sentimental bullshit.”

[fvkpiper-blog]

text >>> piper

JT: no i think that's EXACTLY why i need to child proof everything

JT: d'you know how easily she could be electrocuted? putting forks into outlets or even like tugging on a wire

JT: it's TERRIBLE

Piper: remember when you were FUN?

Piper: oh wait

Piper: you never have been

[ataulis]

“But can I laugh, though? ‘Cause I’m really good at not freaking out. Not too good at… not laughing.”

[fvkpiper-blog]

“You know what, it doesn’t matter. This is why I never try and have a serious conversation with you.”

[fvkpiper-blog]

text >>> open

JT: guess who's baby proofing the house :)))

JT: there's so many things to do pls help me :(

Piper: why would you baby proof a house

Piper: my house was never baby proofed and i turned out fine

[jtreedftw-blog]

“Fuck, Piper. I told you–Don’t get knocked up. It doesn’t necessarily ruin your life, but it ruins your life. Fuck, I thought–I thought I could trust you?”

[fvkpiper-blog]

“Dude, I’m not pregnant. Even if I was, I wouldn’t come to you for advice.”

[gdirhea]

“What happened, Abernathy?”

[fvkpiper-blog]

“If you had a boyfriend who kept going out of town, would you be suspicious?”

[fvkpiper-blog]

@huddybro: @pppiper I love the kinkiness you have

@pppiper: @huddybro too bad im lightyears out of your league

[fvkpiper-blog]

@huddybro: bounce bounce bounce goes ur boobies

@pppiper: the only thing thats going to bounce is your decapitated head along the street