honey-pie(:

gabriella.21.fashion graduate

[princesconsuela]

moodboard

[no13roxas]

Leave it to me!

[bird-studio-deactivated20181224]

[arianagrandres]

I C O N I C.

[make--it--gayer]

[dontbeanassbutt]

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

[tangentlines]

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

penis

[high-school-fling]

thanks for your contribution

[isolate]

if you didn’t believe that England hates Donald Trump already: the most recent news of his visit today is that the mayor of London approved protestors releasing a £16,000 Trump in-a-diaper balloon to fly 98ft above ground when he visits, and literally no British person is surprised. Welcome to London.

[isolate]

I’m literally not kidding

[isolate]

the people who are managing the balloon are called trump babysitters. I’ve never loved my country more.

[eligantly]

i fucking love this country. Trust us to make the president feel welcome

[isolate]

the best part about this is that trump expected to have a royally welcome visit but as soon as he made an appearance, thousands of angry British people started chanting “fuck trump!” on repreat for hours.

[eligantly]

UPDATE: Trump has managed to generate a bigger crowd than Obama did, but for all the wrong reasons. The entirety of London is filled with angry anti-trump protestors, to the point where he is refusing to make an appearance due to fear for his safety.

[isolate]

Here are some fucking awesome protest signs being shown today. I hope we’ve made you proud!

[lynati]

How much would it cost to bring the Giant Baby to The States? Or to make a few of our own? 

[thebibliosphere]

Okay I know I just reblogged this earlier. but I just realized that thw “all in all you’re just another prick with no wall” sign is being held by Tony Robinson, known to many as Baldric from Black Adder, and a huge portion of my childhood from Saturday morning cartoons.

Amazing.

[roddaprime]

So i need a new bed, so I’m looking up alternatives

and im like 

Okay a bit weird but still nice

lol #random

Whos bed is this??? Gumbys????

your going to fucking die when that rolls away

WHDAJDNAJKDBWHFLSJFHDJKDKfLSafjSLANSAND

WHY DOES THIS ONE HAVE A DUNGEON 

GRapes? Grapes.

Are u secretly a clownfish?

I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON ANYMORE

[calamari-chaos]

dude that grape bed looks comfy as shit

[90s90s90s]

[daily-showerthoughts]

If I was as sleepy at night as I am in the morning, and as awake in the morning as I am at night… I would be at least double as productive

[utenaxtenjou-archive]

“A true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.”

[ontherunhome]

[ruinedchildhood]

“we’re gonna fucking die”

[thyrell]

He’s a water type

[ruinedchildhood]

[spudsexuall]

My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. 

Here are some of my favorites:

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake.  -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

[darkchibithorn]

dog: BARK

me (with the same tone and volume): WHAT

[bitchycode]

[metradell-vyorei-deactivated202]

Anyone else go through that occasional phase where toast and butter is just the tastiest fucking creation on the planet and you have to restrain yourself from eating an entire loaf of bread in ten minutes