Ethereal Snapple

Tim. 24. Bisexual, Polyamorous. Music. D&D. Pokemon. SC - WA. Emotionally unstable. It's pretty hard to resist the man when all you've got is fists and unhappiness. I run a stoner blog too.

[5weekdays]

"hey, bobby, ginger's kid came out to her as non-binerary! can you believe it?"

"non-binary."

"huh? wha? what'd i say?"

"you said 'non-binerary.' the word is non-binary."

"right. non-byrony."

"oh my god"

[5weekdays]

"ginger's gonna march with her kid in the parade next year! she's so excited!"

"she'll get to make signs... chant slogans..."

"you sound kind of jealous, lin."

"well, maybe i *am* jealous. maybe *i* wanna be a PFLAG mom."

"pee flag!!"

"gene."

[5weekdays]

"...kids, are any of you non-binary?"

"i respond to both 'attaboy' and 'you go, girl!'"

"i'm whatever gender gets the coolest happy meal toys."

[babyanimalgifs]

When you’re sorting the tank filters and a big boye wants cuddles. 

(Source)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“Gotta make sure they are cherished”

[a-book-of-creatures]

Someone with a degree in biology please explain this, is the grouper really cruising for cuddles or are we misinterpreting its behavior?

Because it looks awful cuddly is what I’m saying

[bogleech]

Fish are WILDLY intelligent and many are so social that they naturally have social behaviors for interacting with other different species as a whole reef-wide community!! When it comes to interaction with humans, many fish can learn to recognize specific humans and increasingly seek attention such as scratches, rubs and simple play behaviors!

[linguisticparadox]

@linddzz can you confirm the fishy desire for skritches?

[linddzz]

I’ve had a 4ft goliath grouper come up to me and stare reproachfully until I started giving her scritches and gravel showers. Picking up handfuls of the gravel and gently dropping it over their back is a nice fish massage. We encourage the behavior bc it’s a great time to check over them for any health concerns.

Also this looks like maybe a diver helping with a gravel vac tube. Basically a big siphon used to take junk out of the bottom of tanks.

But yeah this is pretty standard grouper neediness lmao

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

My betta fish used to love getting little pets

[irisbleufic]

I’ve had 5-6 bettas over the years that have enjoyed cuddles. Half of those would do just about anything to swim into my hand or butt up against my fingers during tank cleaning to “ask” for attention. Fish are smart and some species are very, very sweet if they happen to imprint on you.

[radiantroach]

[night-unfurls-its-splendour]

Brings new meaning to the concept of “pet fish”

[wizardpostsdotorg]

i love wizards bc they fucking lie all the time. gandalf was like “a wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he means to” lying ass. he was late as fuck. wizards will just say whatever. it doesn’t even matter when you have a big ass hat

[wizardsexmachine]

POPEYE?!?!??

[wizardsexmachine]

[memecucker]

[seasetdreams]

[naidje]

"What are you?"

"A sailor."

"No, what's your gender?"

"I yam what I yam, an' that's all what I yam."

"No I mean, what's in your pants?"

"Spinach."

[goingrampant]

Well, all the non-binary frog enthusiasts should be thrilled about this euphemism. 🤷‍♀️

[pricklepicklepie]

Oh Stella

[mind--master]

[ask-the-xx-weapon]

This was the best scene in the whole series

[princecamellia]

[jellyfish-everywhere]

EVERY BODY KNOWS SHITS FUCKED

[paintbucket]

This has been on loop in my brain getting louder for the past year and it’s finally reaching a fever pitch.

[judgejudyofficial]

it’s everybody knows SHITS FUCKED Friday :)

[tomhollandnet]

watchmojo: That moment when you meet the Watchmojo lady 😱

[bellamyblakeweasley]

“can you do the intro for us….?”

“…please?”

[modelo-citizen]

imagine meeting celebrities and they geek out over you lol

[chrisintegration-deactivated202]

it was so nice of the watchmojo lady to do an interview with her fans

[500daysofbecky]

I really need everyone to see me throwing a piece of bread into a bears mouth.

[500daysofbecky]

I actually have never been more proud of anything in my life and WILL reblog this every day until I die.

[vote-for-eggman]

Fris-bear

[fluffychesnut-blog]

talented bear

[dekoi2501post]

[jaubaius]

The curious dance moves of the Striped Cuckoo.

[theraptorcage]

I’m sorry???? Excuse me sir???? You have hands and are a bird please explain

[jjoyoku]

[laniidae-passerine]

Betty Crocker mutates your children

[antiprivateeractivist]

[laniidae-passerine]

what the fuck. hey get this off my post

[stringsofconcrete]

[heauxset---tastoned-deactivated]

me at the office when my second cup of coffee finally kicks in 

[versacemom]

Me at the club after sniffing poppers and Physical by Dua Lipa comes on

[a-l-l-of-the-l-i-g-h-t-s]

Me when I get coronavirus

[timmy-bear]

Today I am overcoming my insecurities and I will feel good. No matter what

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[sappho-and-the-lesbos]

[timmy-bear]

I wasn’t ready for this