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First report of the blog, and it is a doozy! Reporting on the conflict involving Jevil, Battat, Tenna, and an unknown assassin named SK.
Some pretext: The relationship between Jevil and Tenna has been described as "tumultuous at best". Arguments, fighting, leaving the other for days... at some point, it escalated to Jevil kidnapping and torturing someone, and Tenna biting off the other's arm. To say their relationship is "unstable" would be underselling it.
With that valuable context, let's get in to it!
This story first starts with Battat receiving an ominous letter. A killer, asking if Battat had anyone he hated so much he wished them gone. Battat, having been privy to everything between his employer and his ex, nominated Jevil. He stated that, while he did not hate the jester, he did hate how unstable he made Tenna. He felt that, were Jevil out of the way, Tenna could go back to doing what he loved.
Of course, because you lot are snitches (<3), Tenna eventually found out through someone submitting the letter itself to him. Cue his meltdown. He cornered Battat and demanded answers. Battat, having none, attempted to negotiate his way out. Tenna grabbed him to restrain him, Battat bit, and Tenna then trapped Battat in a prize ball to interrogate him further.
That was when Battat announced he was quitting, prompting another meltdown from Tenna at the prospect of losing one of his Mikes. They argued back and forth, Tenna pleading for Battat to stay, Battat venting his frustration. Currently, Battat is half-conscious in the prize ball, and Tenna is still pleading.
Now, for the altercation! Our unknown assassin, SK, has ventured to Jevil's cell and proposed a blood game. They've promised not to kill Jevil, but whether that stands up to scrutiny... of course, Jevil agreed to the game. Currently, SK is on top, having not taken any hits. Jevil has taken a knife to the shoulder.
While we've worked tirelessly at printing and publishing, we've realized there's a brand-new market: the digital one! After much consultation and deliberation, we've allocated the resources to provide a digital format for all of YOU! As your host Tara (known to some of you as Nightcreep), we promise to keep you up to date on the latest news occurring in your community! ... But if we miss something, you're always welcome to send in a tip. --w▪▪
But with a new format comes some ground rules, yes?
If you're sending in tips, please refrain from tagging the people involved! They can get... testy.
We're all adults here, so no need to censor yourself. Talk about sex, drugs, rock and roll! Though that does mean our paper is for the adults only...
We will try our best to address queries and submissions in a timely manner, but publications take priority first. We apologize for any inconvenience this causes.
A tagging system will be used extensively here for archival purposes. We'll record them... somewhere.
And that'll be... oh, Rome, you want to put in a cut? Well, fine.
hi hi hello i am the mod! heres a plain-text version of the above rules:
please don't tag people. do "example-url" or "@/example-url", RPers use mentions to help sort notifs
im 26 so if you want to admit youd fuck tara or do coke off romily thats fine. i do not care and think its funny. as consequence i expect this blog to be 16+.
asks and submits will be answered when i get to them. dont push me.
tags will be used to track interactions and all. ill put them below. note that news updates and blog interactions will have different tags so you can sort between what theyre doing vs what im doing with them.
CURRENT TAGS:
#tips and information : asks
#johns and janes : anonymous asks, specifically
#report material : submissions
#interview : asks reblogged from other blogs
#that's all folks! : reports
#breaking chyron : updates
#nightcreep : posts with Tara
#itsy bitsy : posts with Marati
#copycat : posts with Romily
#back catalogue : posts with other staffers
